Does he wear the shirt to weddings and funerals? business meetings? to bed?

Does he wear the shirt to weddings and funerals? business meetings? to bed?

wtf

why does he wear the shirt?

does he deserve to be beaten if he shows up at a funeral like this?

What would happen if he took off the shirt?

He wears suits to formal events. The Tonight Show with Jay Leno isn't as important as you keep making it out to be. I don't understand your infatuation with Jay. He's really not that great and he screwed over every person he's ever worked with.

It would be extremely painful

Why did Christina turn around her head like that?

i would literally slap my mom in the face for a one hour anything goes session with xtina

disgust at the balding manchild

>It's a Kevin Smith disrespected my hero by showing up to a taping of his painfully unfunny late night show under-dressed so now I'm going to make fun of him episode

if you woke up tomorrow as kevin smith what is the first thing you would do?

kill myself

Praise the gods for giving me such a massive multi-million dollar upgrade in status, even if it is only to that of a mediocre has been director.

Sorry, that's not allowed. Kevin is too much of a coward to kill himself

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Why? Is your life of hotpockets and loneliness really better than his life of fortune and fame?

you suddenly inhabit kevin smiths body, your live on stage in that scene, what do you do?

Make fun of SJW's

if i can only do things he would do then whats the point of asking the question

who said anything about that? if i get the chance to kill kevin smith, i take it, even if i am him

why does she wear the dress?

Can you please post all her best snapchats

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thicc xtina is best xtina

you know why

>why does he wear the shirt?
Do you know how expensive tents are?

Who's hand is that?

some lucky motherfucker putting the mic in

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*sigh* He's a big guy.

I'd use my newfound powers for good.

Or at least neutral.

Ok, maybe evil.

>jay leno greets his daughter.jpg

for you

Post the one of her walking under a spiral staircase on some tv show.

It's the only shirt capable of containing his girth. And its meant to be worn over shoulder pads

What's the deal with those fucking shorts?

Well I mean you have to admit that it's a nice mumu

user want milky.

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His bald spot looks as bad as if someone shaved part of his head as a prank.

Does anyone have that pic of Kevin Smith walking the rotisserie chicken on a leash?

Makes me laugh everytime I see it

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That's not the one. It also had queen latifa or some other large negress in it.

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Aww yeah. Thanks.

is she allergic to bras

remember when she was fat? she was all about body positivity and now she's like "ew, fatty, get away from me"

So I'm not the only one who thought he saw some nipple?

She's born to breed

she took up yoga

the material is stretched by the tits so the skin is showing a bit

hire a personal trainer

similar

Y'know that black bitch is a big dirty lezzie yeah? Probably had ecks-tina up against a table in rehearsal

Seriously.

It's like, bro, just shave your head. You're like 900lbs. Who gives a fuck.

Why not just wear normal jeans

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don't be dismayed at old memes.

>america

>you will never be in a threeway with a bimbo and a frog

why live?

>dat shop with his feet missing
levitating jean short man

BLACKED when desufamitsu?