What's the worst sexual experience you've had with a girl?

What's the worst sexual experience you've had with a girl?

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>be me
>backseat of car
>fingering gf
>want to clean hands of pussy juice
>use hand sanitizer
>Grab dick
>put it in her mouth
>just put dick coated in hand sanitizer in gf's mouth
>apologize and clean dick off in her pussy

Ugh i wouldve told you to gtfo

Be me too drunk start having sex get soft pass out. Wake up start again go soft pass out. Wake up start again get soft. Pass out. Wake up go to work

i'm a girl but my worst expierience with a guy was he was fucking me from behind and his dick kept slipping out for some reason, and so i ask him to stop to see what's going on and his fucking foreskin had ripped and he was bleeding all over and he said he didn't even feel it. Had to go to the ER and clean my sheets

You'd be walking home then

Sex

>Be me
>Dating girl for a few weeks
>Sitting on couch
>Femanon asks if I want a handjob
>Say yeah sure
>She talks my pants off
>Starts rubbing me
>Oh-God.jpg
>Hehe sorry..
>She looks at me like I killed her family
>She asks what's the matter with me
>Ask what's the matter with her
>She gets mad at me "You ruined my new dress you stupid asshole"
>"Are you joking? I bought you that dress"

She got mad at me for cumming on a dress I had bought her a week earlier.

I basically just left.

>gf agrees to anal sex
>well maybe not
>struggles and flinch/clinch every time I try to penetrate
>pulls forward as I try to penetrate her
>I slip and fall forward as I was on my tip toes trying to have sex standing on the floor/on the bed
>dick rams into gfs asshole
>penis covered in shit and blood
>gf crying in pain

Immediately cumming.

Did you use lube

I was screwing my GF doggy-style, and just as I was about come, on the final, hardest thrust, I accidentally slipped out of hole #1 and plowed right into hole 2#. GF shot away from me like a spring amd just buried her face in the pillow. A few moments later, after I'd finally realised what had happened, I timidly said "Oh, shit, you know I didn't do that on purpose, right?"

She grunts into the pillow: "Yeah, I know, just... gimme a minute, here...".

It was quite some time before we tried anal on purpose.

yes. that was years ago. we're 28 now and we're married. shes just one of those girls that cant relax to have anal sex regardless of any precaution taken. We've done it successfully three times, I think, since then... but its really underwhelming and I've pretty much given up on it because I dont enjoy having sex with her if she isnt enjoying it. I leave it at occasionally rubbing my dick across her asshole, which she accepts.

Getting Herpes.

i couldn't get my dick hard... so we didint had sex

How's to live with that?

She got actually mad? Not like, jokingly flirty mad? Also, wasn't she in control of where you'll cum?

Is it true that most of the southy girls from US are covered in STDs?

Have you tried poppers, or a speculum? The former can help her relax, and the latter can very gradually dilate her ass.

When my wife caught me fucking her best friend. I got reamed a new asshole in divorce court and am still paying.

Had sex with one once.. it was awfull

Why did you cheat?

tits or gtfo

Well, I haven't had it long.
It sucks, mentally, because other than the girl that was there when I found out I had it, I haven't had to break it to anyone yet.
Live with it is easy, but there is such a negative stigma attached to it that I fear future relationships for that reason.
But it's easy to not spread, and even if you do get it they don't stay long, and the most they do is itch (for me at least).
You can also take meds that reduce your breakouts, and helps prevent spreading.
Or you can take meds during your break out that reduce their length and severeness.

Life with Herpes is honestly really easy, if everyone else could stop thinking they're so awful, when it's really not.

>Me and the wife going at it 69 style
>I've got her meat flaps in my mouth, tonguing her clitoris
>She's writhing in pleasure, about to cum
>She farts directly into my nose.

Yeah actually mad. She was leaning over me. I felt like shit.

Good thing you left. That sounds like someone who gets off from drama and making others feel like shit.

Me at 20. Have gf of three years, but different girl comes over to stay the night. I've wanted to fuck her since we were 15. We watch a movie and cuddle, kiss a little bit. Movie ends. She starts giving me hand job which quickly turns into blowjob. She's amazing at it. About 3 minutes in I feel guilty for cheating on my gf and stop her. Obviously would have fucked all night and my conscious ruined it.

Pic related. She still stayed the night.

So, did you keep going 'til she came, and *then* puke? That would be the honourable thing to do. Also, she would really owe you.

Did you end up telling your gf?

Doing it doggy style with my guy. First time we've had sex. He cums in literally about 4 or 5 thrusts...

He was obviously really embarrassed but tried to play it cool.
It was kind of cute but I felt bad that he felt bad.

u did the right thing dude.

>be me, 15
>tryna get head from my gf, now ex
>we're watching movies on netflix on my couch
>start getting freaky
>start rubbing her vagoo with my fingers
>she's moaning and enjoying herself
>her enjoyment is turning me on
>starting kissing her neck and start doing tongue
>i go under her panties and start rubbing her clit
>clit is hard, vagoo is nice and wet
>netherregionsareengorging.jpeg
>i long for head
>i motion for her to get on her knees
>quite hesitant, dicks kinda creep her out
>does it anyway, quite surprised and happy, as she never once sucked my peepee
>gets on her knees
>pulls down my pants
>right when my peen becomes unleashed, some pre somes out
>she's instantly grossed out
>feelsbadman.png
>starts crying because she felt that she wasn't being fair as i always give her head
>spent the rest of the day just cuddling
Pretty bad, hate being left with blue balls

I have a couple:

>First GF, we're both 14 years old
>Lose virginity to each other
>Fast forward 3 years
>Relationship getting stale cuz we got together too young, also she gained a lot of weight
>Sex starts getting awkward somehow, like she doesn't want to do it
>She starts doing this thing where she doesn't wipe her ass when she knows we're gonna fuck
>Being young and horny I fuck her anyway
>Look at and smell shit the entire time smeared all over her buttcheeks

Eventually I figured out she did it on purpose, cuz when I would take her by surprise she was always clean. But she was purposefully dirty when she knew we would fuck. I think she did it thinking it would deter me.

Second story coming up... next one is probably better....

I told her I had cheated on her, but didn't let it get too far..

Did she break up with you?

Yeah.... you're right. But something about that girl always had drawn me in. Sometimes I wish I would have done it.

>be me
>driving home from a wild ass party with the gf
>she's drunk as fuck, i'm just enough to drive
>fastest route home
>the highway
>130 km/h
>gf is suddenly horny as fuck
>wants to roadhead
>i drive standard
>either i get home safe or i risk it and recieve head
>alcohol kicks in
>start to get the best blo-wjob of my entire life
>high speed on the highway
>gf takes off her bra and throws it down the window
>niggawhy.jpg
>whatever, she's back to sucking
>about to cum
>130 km/h
>lose control of the car
>i barely manage to regain control
>jizz at the same time
>gf choked on all the cum and instantly puked
>everywhere
>in
>the
>fucking
>car
>mfw

We broke up for about 5 months. We are married now.

gayyyyy

>me and friends driving with girl
>girl is a true whore, the kind who will fuck absolutely anyone with nothing more than a 'lets fuck'
>17 and 7/10, so we're always gangbanging her, etc
>anyway, so we tell her to take off her pants in the car
>her pussy in fucking rancid
>absolutely putrid vaginal rot, we're all gagging
>open the windows even though it's pouring rain
>my car will reek for days
>take her back to my place and make her take a fucking shower before running a train on her

>Being so thirsty that you're willing to get shit on your dick

Eh, something like one in three sexually active adults has herpes. Basically, it's just a minor nuisance.

you did yhe right thing she looks like a skank

Classic moves.

In the words of the great Sean Connery
Le tits now

>not cleaning off pissy juice with your mouth.

Faggot

Ever cheated on her again after you got back together?

kek sexual experience on Sup Forums

I haven't heard/read the word skank for at least 5 years.

It ruined the mood, but we had a laugh and that was it.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as a fact.

Not having one

the better question is why does every woman seem ok fucking their friends husbands

Nothing physical. Texted and snapchat with a couple people... but I haven't done any form of cheating for a while now. Feels good man.

Some drunk bitch was giving me a blowjob at a gas station and out of the blue stopped sucking and started crying, some weird shit about her mom or it was her boss I don't fucking know, the whole time she didn't get my dick out of her mouth and it was getting really uncomfortable and weird, didn't cum in the end and she wanted to kiss me but her mouth stank of dick and cheap wine.

>Be me last november
>had a threesome with my gf and a girl the year before that
>looking to do that again on tinder
>get a match, girl is up for it
>6.5/10 but very enthusiastic
>pick her up
>at least 40 pounds heavier than she looked
>get to the motel, she gets naked
>tits fall under her armpits
>think that I can just close my eyes and kiss until I notice she's missing a tooth
>try to go down on her, so fat she has another pussy around her pussy
>tastes like beef jerk
>has a weird birthmark or some shit that looks like a tick over her clit
>try to doggy style her
>my erection dies after the 10th pump or so, impossible to proceed
>take dick out, condom covered in pussy running
>spend the next few hours mostly just talking
>mfw my worst sex experience was a threesome

Happened to me to, and another similar one:
>69ing gf
>she squirts right in my nostrils
>shit go straight to my lungs
>tfw almost drowned by bullseye'd squirt

I caught a hooker in the streets and only on the way to my room while we were in my car did I realize that she was a transsexual.
Awkward...

I came in 5 mins. Gf at the time obviously didn't climax for shit.

Mmmmm, pissy juice.

>Girl riding me
>Dick pops out and she ges down and it bends on her thigh

>pain

2nd story, 2 parts :

>Be me, newly single from bad LTR, early 20's
>Meet girl on OKC
>Within a day or two we hangout
>She's pretty hot, much younger
>We makeout first date
>She goes silent for like 3 weeks. I figure she lost interest, so I stop contacting her within the first week
>Around week 3 she hits me up, asks me why I stopped talking to her
>cuzyoustoppedresponding.jpg
>Out of nowhere she changes the subject, sends me nudes
>Tells me to comeover and fuck her that same morning
>I go for it
>Get there, she's waiting at the door in nothing but a robe
>We start kissing, fingering, touching, etc
>She's super aggressive, pulls me on couch, gives me pornstar level blowjob
>For some reason I can't get 100% hard. Something is off, can't figure out what
>At this point we're fucking full on. Ate her out, BJ, fucked her on top, doggy, etc.
>Figure out what it was. All of a sudden a car pulls up and she literally grabs me and pulls me toward her bedroom
>"please user just get in the room"
>I go along with it cuz IDK what the fuck is happening
>She locks us both in her room, throws a comforter over my head/face and sits on my face
>cantbreatheman.png
>Some guy comes into the house, comes straight back to her room and knocks on the door
>Calls her name, she doesn't answer
>He starts jiggling handle, its locked. He starts getting upset
>She finally answers him, pretends she just woke up with sleepy voice

>He calms down and asks why door is locked
>She has no excuse except "being too tired to get up and unlock it, must've locked it accidentaly, etc"
>He gets real sad sounding and tells her he loves her, and that he has to get back to work
>She just says "OK" or something
>He leaves and I ask her who that was
>"My brother, he came home from work"
>In the moment not sure what to do. Feels really bad man, never wanted to be a guy who a girl cheated with, but at the same time my dick was already in every hole.
>Figured there was no going back
>Took her back to the living room, she put on a dog collar and I choked her while she told me she "loved daddy's cock"
>I pulled out and came all over her ass. Fucked her raw, no condom.

That's easy.

>Be 17 year old me
>Girlfriend of 2 years just broke up with me
>I'm fucking wrecked
>Girl down my street has expressed some sexual interest
>I was lonely and horny so I got her number and had her call me when her parents left
>Time for some pussy
>We start having sex and it's bretty gr8
>I get confident as fuck and start pounding the absolute shit out of her
>She looks at me and says "Stick it in my ass"
>I'm like "Oh, fuck"
>I've never done anal
>She gives me lube
>I lube the FUCK out of my dick and her ass. Literally 3/4 of the bottle of astroglide.
>It slides in so fucking easy.
>I go to town on her ass and she starts saying weird shit.
>"Fuck my puppy."
>I slowed down and had to hear it again. I couldn't fucking believe it.
>She said it again "Fuck my dirty puppy"
>I just ignore it because, hey, I'm fucking a girl in the ass.
>I get confident again and start pounding the shit out of her.. But this time literally.
>I smell shit
>I look down
>I see shit
>I vomit on her back
>She's pissed because I vomited
>I'm pissed because she has shit all over my bare cock
>I get a UTI because of her shit
>We never speak again because I can't put up with her shit.

lmao what kind of car?

>Still fucking it

Not trying to be patronizing, but it is genuinely interesting how you don't view that as a form of cheating. I definitely would. Maybe cheating changes peoples view of what is "cheating", although it should be an agreement between the couple on what is considered cheating.

>Can't put up with her shit

Kek

old 1999 pink tercel

named the sex mobile

Hi

>be me
>underageb& at the time
>hookup on craigslist
>Shes about 70 pounds more than pic implied
>Eh, at least the face is cute
>She wants doggy style
>Ok
>hands me lube and says to put it in her ass
>uhh... A'ight..
>goes ok
>we both finish and go on
>have coffee after
>gotta take a leak
>go to bathroom
>DICK
>IS
>LITTERALLY
>COVERED
>IN
>SHIT
Last craigslist hookup I ever had
>mfw I still get off on buttsex

well yeah after we made her wash that shit thoroughly. sure as fuck didn't eat her out tho.

>>We never speak again because I can't put up with her shit.

got a girl pregnant when I was 21 ended up "doing the right thing" and married her lame ass...after 10 years we couldn't stand looking at each other anymore and finally got a divorce.

Faggot.

...

This is why I dont do anal
I'd probably kill a bitch if she didn't wipe her ass and I got shit all over my dick.

>be 18
>texting a friend who I had always secretly wanted to fuck
>she starts coming on strong when I ask her to come hang out that week
>"what color panties should I wear" "I like it rough" etc. etc.
>I'm down because I'm stoned as shit and her ass was fantastic
>fast fwd a couple days
>I cut class and stayed home, she texts and comes by
>lets herself in while I'm showering

cont.

Be me

Back when MySpace was the popular one found a girl local to me using the search function. I messaged her and after a little ninja wording scheduled to meet her later that night and fuck. I was a GI at the time and was home on leave. I ended up borrowing my best friends truck and drove 45 minutes to meet this bitch. When I finally found her house I saw her and snuck into her house through her bedroom window. ...(As a father your an idiot for putting your daughter in the most easy to acces room.). I got into the room and immediately noticed that she was a bit thicker now and when she looked in the photo. She way noticeably chubbier but it was her. I was gent and didn't wanna waste time so a short chat and I was in her pussy. It was soft and warm but it lacked the grippy feeling. Fml I thought a loose pussy. I wasn't enjoying it. So, right after jumping in I ducked her as hard and fast as I could. I came in a pretty shorntime after that. Can't remember if I had a rubber on or not. I went to my phone and pretended to read a text and then went OH shit I GOTTA GO! MY FRIEND IS IN TROUBLE! And then I quickly got dressed and left with only a small goodbye. True story.

Wiping your ass doesn't help when the shit is inside your ass.

I do view that as a form of cheating. I'm saying I haven't been doing anything physical with a girl for a long time. I also haven't texted or talked to a girl in any way that would be considered cheating for a long time either.

Ah ok. Cool bro, I'm glad you're not doing it. Do you feel like allowing yourself to cheat that one time kind of made it harder to resist cheating other times?

Real shit.

Go on, faggot.

>come out of the shower to see her sitting in my desk chair
>fuck yeah
>I don't even get dressed
>we're making out and I take her clothes off
>she lays on my bed and I get on top of her
>the smell hits me in the face, like a fishmarket in the heat of the july sun
>can't stay hard for more than a minute after that
>just got off of her and didn't make eye contact
>I never talked to her again, which sucked because I knew her for a year or two before that

That sounds like something someone with herpes would say.

I had a threesome with my neighbor and one of her workers. His dick was shaped like a football, it was the most disturbing and creepy thing I've ever seen. To make matters worse he was a giant baby when I fucked him. I mean christ man, I used like a 4th of a bottle of lube, it couldn't have hurt THAT bad. It really threw me off my game. I'm pretty sure i'm the only one who didn't orgasm.

>Be me last 4/20, haven't had sex in over a month
>Convince low libido girlfriend to eat an edible with me
>Brownies really weak, had to eat two, gf only ate 1/4 of one
>I start to feel it about an hour later
>Feels good man
>She feels it and starts freaking out
>Try to calm her down
>Out of the blue, she suggests we have sex so she can focus on that and maybe forget about freaking out
>Start to fuck
>Feels amazing
>Feel her cum twice on my cock
>She's done and now wants me to stop
>I fucking stop and start stroking next to her
>She says the noise of me stroking is freaking her out and wants me to stop
>Rage quit

fuck i have nightmares about this happening got quite tight foreskin :S its happened to a friend of mine but its not really something i can just ask him about haha

this is what a typical herpes carrier says, you fucked up accept it and kys

Somewhat. But I also realized how shitty it made me feel, which made me not continue to do so.

>be me
>be 19
>met this chick at a party, take her to my place
>wants to give me some head
>pulls my dick out and goes to town
>a couple minutes, my dick feels a sharp pain
>she bit my dick
>it started to bleed
>she thought it would be sexy and kinky
>tell her to leave
>go to the ER for the night

She told all her friends and they all give me shit about not being open-minded or some shit

Take it as a compliment, it wouldn't have happened if he wasn't into you.

Feels man.
My wife thinks it's funny to mess with me and pretend and actually hit my balls. She has no idea the pain it causes. Sassy little punk.

Dude, I have two separate scars from two separate bitches on my dick from them bitting it. Apparently I'm just girthy enough for it to be a problem, cause the the one was a well known cumslut and loved to fellate men.

A girl I really liked messaged me because she was feeling really horny thinking about me, it was so crazy and sudden, she said she could drive to my place and do some dirty things. I went out for some condoms and beers, watched some TV before she arrived, tidied up the place a bit, smoked some weed and watched some TV, she was taking more time that I was expecting so I gave her call, but couldn't reach it.

Turns out she died in a car crash, found out about it the next day.

Fuck!

True story? Did you go to the funeral?

I had some chick tug on my nuts while giving me a handjob. In return when I was going down on her I bit her clit but she liked it. I ended up telling her I didn't like that and she just called me a pussy