Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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*kissu*
How are you?

Good night! Sleep tight and sweet dreams!

Ha, that's funny. I still use paint. Not paintdotnet, straight up paint. I'm pretty bad when it comes to editing.
I went to sleep around 7am! Stayed up way way too late helping a few friends.

Oh, sorry then! Err, I say sorry a lot, so if that is annoying then sorry in advance!
I haven't heard of it! Is it a good show?
Uh... game soundtracks, usually. I don't mind listening to anything though really! Classical music is nice though. Sometimes electronic but I hate the really loud stuff.

It's okay, though thinking back at it now I probably should have just brought our dog in to eat all the food! I'm just happy my dad didn't get too mad about it.
I just feel like Hanako has been really nice, so he deserves a hug! It's what I want, but what I want the most is to make you happy miss Juvia! Plus I know I'm not supposed to touch or be touched by anyone unless you say so! I remember that! If it's really okay though... then I will! Thank you miss Juvia, you're the best! Is there anything I can do for you? You're the best person ever!
Also, what are you going to be up to tonight? The usual anime in bed combo?

Fast food isn't that great but when you can't make a shake at home...
Ah, well that makes sense then when you say the movie thing!
It not a super big deal, just something you notice after a while! But it's worth it, I promise!
Good night Taiga. Sleep tight and sweet dreams.

Tanya, that's a pretty... interesting topic. Also pretty mean!
Anyways, how are you?

me too please
before I have to go

Ah, when you put it like that it sounds really unfun... but it's pretty much what it is, so I can't fault you for that.
Thanks!
That's not good at all Tomo. I doubt you want to talk about it?
Either way, I hope you feel better soon. At least a little.

Ah, that's pretty terrible. Why would they do that? Just so they feel good about themselves? That's pretty unfair and not sportsmanlike.
Ah, dang! It's okay, that happens. Take a break if you want, then come back and give it another go. You got this.

Hello Hanako! How are you?

Hey, I asked you what cake it was and you didn't answer! Now you know how it feels!
I'm kidding! But still!

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Who you? who you? who you?

~

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Juvia
Hi Juvia. How are you?
>

*kiss*
I'm pretty good. Got myself a big bottle of vodka today, so tonight should be a good night~
How are you?

Hi Kanna~
> Pat pat
I'm pretty good. How about you?

>one of the latest teams to join league
>still has a cup
>in the hunt here lately and still tons of young talent
Not very good reasons desu

Y-yes

> Hug
How are you?

Hohohoo boy~
I have a couple of beers, Ima drink after this boxing match and probably stream

youtube.com/watch?v=CMPvknyczCE

My wife is mad because i have to go to compton tomorrow

konata

Yeah. It will be good 30k xp later though. Thats just how it goes. Ehh.

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i acknowledge that monogatari isnt for everyone

good, you?

True but he disrespect it

yuiko

sucy

dont call me that uwu

Claiming best girl.

Need to leave soon.

Paint can get the job done, but there's few things it can't really do.
7am. Do you usually stay up for that long?

Hopefully, yeah. Sudden change would be scary.

why not? uwu

Hi!

Nah, not in the mood

I didn't see it

Yeah, it's because of that, who knows why they do it
>i'm tilted

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its not what i go by
it weird

Thought so lil nigga

That would've been a great idea
You're welcome! I don't want to restrict you or anything
And no i don't want anything
And yes probably
Tiny spider
I am good, better than yesterday
>it's not because of you or anything though
>joined in 93
>wings have 4 cups in that time span
>i wouldn't call getting to the conference finals and losing in 6 or 7 in the hunt, i call that choking
>young talent
The Oilers have more and better talent. Will eventually over take the Pacific
Although it's not like it matters, the Central and Metropolitan run the NHL

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All im hearing is im just pissy

post eyepatch

can i call you mugi

Nice. whatcha gonna stream?

> Compton
You have my sympathies..
What do you need to go to compton for?

>

Pretty good. Whatcha up to?

Hiya Yuuki! How are you?

Good to hear.
> Damn, shot down again..

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yes uwu

Pure, iodized salt

Most likely Destiny

One of their guys called out sick so they're sending me in for a day to replace him

ok migger

why are you up so late? -_-

its only 1 am
im going to take a shower soon though

Yeah, I'm not in a particularly good mood, sorry

thanks

What's wrong?

you shower so late, damn white people I'll never understand uwu

How many times have i told you i hate the Ducks
And the Flames are my 2nd team so of course i don't like them.
Why do you think i hate the pens too?
How have you been?
>well it's true...

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>Hating based ducks for no reason
Liking the hitman group that is the flamms

i dont feel like showering earlier
i have some albums downloading at a speed in which theyll be done when i get out so i might as well get in soon

My favorite food is a cheeseburger with french fries in it.

Salt from RL

Way ahead of you, I'm done for the night! Anyway, how's your night?

Which ones? I need something to listen to

If I tried to do that, I would need to take a 4-hour shower :v

Rip

the avalanches discography :o

Whaaaaaat.
Alright I have to hear about this. First off how did you even discover it? Did you just think to put fries on a burger one day? Why do you like it so much? Aaaa so many questions!
I kinda want to try it now though. Also cheeseburgers are better than hamburgers 100%

Smart thinking! Wish I could do that but whenever I tilt it's off the face of the planet.
It's okay, still hosting a minecraft server. Probably going to play eventually, but for now I'm just AFK talking to everyone here.
Feelings wise, I'm a little worse off now. But that's okay. Also probably going to go get some food eventually later tonight!

Hi Yuno! How are you?

now i want a cheeseburger

You already listen to dj shadow? :o

Yeah just remember for next time
Well i should say restrict you too much.
Just run things by me before you do them is all.
Work wasn't too bad today but it's still nice to relax
>based
Any of the teams in the Central division would beat the cucks
My 2nd team changes from time to time so it probably won't stay them forever. Either them, the sens or the Coyotes
Even though the Coyotes are almost always irrelevant

That's not healthy. Rocket league i assume?

Ahh i see, wanna get some time on record before it's too late~ ;p

Well damn, that sucks. Stay safe.

I've been alright. got a screw in my tire and had to go get it patched today, so that kinda sucks.
What about you, anything interesting happen today?
> W-well you don't have to keep saying it...

You're welcome Kanna~
It was alright, i had the day off. Had to get my tire patched because a stupid screw got into it.
That's great i'm glad to hear it's getting better! Are they still bad ones?

a little bit

good uwu

have a nice life (shower)

Well my mother had a friend named Donna. I would just eat cheesburgers plain you know? Meat cheese and bread. She told me to stick them in the burger so I did and I loved it. Been doing it ever since. This was about when I was oh about 7. Do it its yummy.
Same. Eating a chicken breast sandwich right now.

Quick, before I REALLY go!

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That sucks but car problems are bound to happen
Work. Also it's starting to get too hot around here for me and it's not like I'm in high school anymore with summer break and all.
>i do or else you'll think I'm lying!
Hello Photoshop user
Another good job!

I will! Promise!
No, I don't think you restrict me too much! Plus... w-well I kind of like that. It's stupid and super embarrassing to admit, I know, but I really like it when someone else is in control...
Ah this is getting to weird I think n-nevermind!! Plus it's an extra thing you have to worry about and that's no good and aaaa I'll shut up.
But I will run things by you before I do them, I promise.
Oh, that's really good to hear then. You're right though, it is nice to relax!

Oh, sorry sorry then! My mistake!
But that's cool that you had the day off! It sucks though that you had to get your tire patched! I hope everything went smooth! Where do you think the screw came from?
Thanks Hanako! And yeah, they're still pretty bad. The last couple of days have been nice before today though.

That's crazy! How did she figure that out?! Who looks at a burger and thinks that it would be good with fries!
It's cool though.It must make ordering a meal really easy because you don't have to order anything extra, you just combine the burger and the fries! Also 7 years old? I'm surprised you even did it, let alone it being your favorite food!
Alright, then. Curly fries, or normal fries?

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*kiss*~

Cute. You never disappoint, photoshop user~

Yeah, thankfully it was cheap though.
I feel you, summer's practically here and i'm dreading every second of it.
> But i already think you're lying~

T-that's not Yuno!
But I'll take it... bye!

Pretty good actually, simple day at work and now Im off for the next two days

I'll start soon

i was supposed to have hamburgers for dinner tonight, but my parents changed their minds and we're gonna have them on thursday instead

Yeah, it fucking sucks

Aw, I'm sorry you aren't feeling well. I actually made a server not too long ago too!

But of course! It's all I play nowadays!

I dont know Kanna. Well I liked french fries and I liked burgers so why not try it and if I didnt like it I could just toss them off. Ive tried both and curly is fine but normal fries are my favorite. Especially steak cut ones.
Rip.

;-;

similar, but Burgers with Onion rings on it are really good too

Haha no need to apologize silly~
Yeah i've got a bit of time off lately, works been slow again. Not sure, it might've fell out of my stepdads truck when he cleaned it out though.
Man that sucks, i really hope they stop soon... Well it's good you had a few nice days at least.

Later~

Tell me when you do, i'll watch a bit!

Haha maybe you should play something else for a bit, to keep your sodium level down~

There's nothing wrong with that~
That's all i ask
Cute
Yeah but this will be the first summer I'll be already out of school for.
So basically my first summer without at least being relived of school
>i am not! I'm alwa- i mean... I'm never glad to see you!

Havent tried that but I can only eat like 2 onion rings before I cant

Pat all the sadness out of her heart.

Ahh i see, this year you wont really be able to just relax and enjoy the summer like before.
> And it's these little "slip ups" that make me think so~ It's pretty cute honestly~

Hello everyone~
As always, dropping by to wish you all a good day/night, take care~!

I'm really happy to hear that! And two days off! That's pretty sweet!
Any plans then?

Don't worry about it! People like that will get what's coming to them! Err, not like in a super bad way but I mean still kinda bad!
Thank Yuuki! It's okay, hopefully It'll clear up!
I think you told me about that! You couldn't get the server to work, right? Or was it a mod with the server? Ah I don't remember! But you got it working? That awesome! I'm worried about leaving my computer on but they keep telling me it'll be okay!

Sorry it I make it sound like it's weird! I do a lot of weird stuff too with food! One of my favorite sauces is just ketchup and mustard mixed together! It's like a spicy ketchup kinda! Wait, isn't that just like secret sauce or something?
I guess yeah you could have just tossed them off. I don't know why I thought it would ruin it actually.
I can respect that! I like curly more unless there's a sauce and then I think steak cut fries are the best in that situation!

What kind of burgers though?

Sorry, I keep forgetting! Ah, it's just an infinite loop!
Oh, that's good to hear! Err, unless you need work, but still! Any plans with the time off or just going to relax?
Ah, that sucks. Well, at least you got it taken care of, right?
Probably not, but I can't let that stop me! People have had plenty worse and they still did lots of great things! But thank you, I enjoyed them!

A-are you sure? I didn't want to weird you out or anything... It just that it feels good when someone else you like tells you what to do... It's probably up there on the list next to panty shots, honestly.
Oh, I still need to make that list, actually.
Either way, thank you miss Juvia. I love you and I'll always do what you say

Missed you by 20 seconds Firekeeper!
Sorry you can't stay, thank you for stopping by! Have a great day too!

do things firekeeper

Way ahead of you bud!

I got the server itself working, but idk how to add mods to it

Its fine Kanna. I dont really eat much sauces. Glad you enjoy yours though. The fries make it good yeah.

what are you playing now?

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Well i still had work but work and school was hell for me. But the summer was always a nice break from doing both.
Plus i was able to see my friends a lot more during the summer since my hours only increased a bit during summer
>i-i don't mean them i swear! They're just accidents
>
>and shut up they are not!
>dubs
Hello
Goodbye
Don't worry, i think it's adorable~
And panty shots are nice~
I love you too kanna-san
>pat pat

konata?

what?

hi :sunglasses:
i'm going to be up for a little longer since one of my downloads didn't finish

Have a good day sweetheart~

Hehe it's alright, no need to get flustered you cute little dragon~
> pat pat
It'll be fine as long as it doesn;t go on for too long, you know? Nah don't really have any plans, just kinda relax and take things day by day.
Yeah it's done with, i just hope the patch holds. I should've just bought a used tire, but i was just being cheap lol.
Did the doctor say anything about them when you went? I'm glad to hear you did~

Haha good! What are you playing?

Oh wow you had both? That sounds pretty rough..
Well even if you have to work, i hope you'll enjoy this summer too~
> That's a lot of accidents~
> Oh my, what a beautiful view~
> They really are actually, reminds me of why i love tsunderes so much~

Nothing right now, maybe some dark souls later

See above, i'm just relaxing and cooling down from RL

Are you gonna listen to them? Or just go to bed when it's done?

>dubs
I should, already have some stuff planned out so it should be fun.
>it is not...
>stop staring you pervert!
>they are not! And I'm not a Tsundere!

i'll put them on my phone then go to bed

that doesnt sound like a good game to reduce salt levels

I see, it's always fun moving everything I think. I'm playing a game but I'll still message when I can