Fuckin bored so ask an Australian anything!

Fuckin bored so ask an Australian anything!

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_buyback_program
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how do you play sports when all throwable objects are automatically boomerangs?

What's it like being the number 2 shitposters on Sup Forums?

what have you had to eat today?

Do toilets flush backwards down under?

do you know remy

do you ever wake up fall onto the ceiling because you forgot to put on your ground harness before unhooking yourself from your bed harness?

Good Question: we like to think we're playing a game of footy but nah yeah the ball just fucks off

Why?

What do you think about the autist that is our short-lived president, Donald Trump?

How long after a jar vegemite expires, does it actually go bad?

We don't even try to shitpost so if we gave a fuckin thought to it we would sink Sup Forums with our shit

Do all of you people look like the rednecks from mad Max road warrior?

Some Vegemite for breakie
and bunnings sauage for lunch

The artist?

yeah nah good one user :')

why is this a thing

no not the artist so you dont know him we are done here

dunno m8

>says footy
>posts broncos
Fuck you guy

whata funny cunt

Like i thought the humour would be over after 2 weeks of office but that cunt is a living joke

...

quite long i reckon
its a best before date so that jar can last for however long you want it too

Which town?

You think its bad in australia, imagine how worse it is living in the actual country that voted for him

this
fuck off with your throwing the ball bullshit, real sports involve kicking it, hitting it from one hand with your other hand, or occasionally trying to bounce it and fucking it up

Thanks mate!

If a.f.l were a real sport they would have a world cup

do you listen to iggy azalea?

some do i reckon

Fuckin mullets and flannies are the mad max of this part of the world

got a jar with my name on it for a prezzy last year, exp. Sep 2017 so like a year.

How bad is the crime in your country?

absolute fuckin stupid idea
i would deck the cunt if someone had me eat that

>Post Broncos
hahaha Broncos nothing made me laugh more than hunt droppin that ball

Fuck Queensland :)

fuck New Zealand
Where there's fuckin Cricket World cup?

they do, it's played at the MCG every year

its not our fault the other countries are shithouse at it

2620

Yeah yeah up shit creek aye hahaha

I fuckin know right, in breeding redneck filth

Melbourian aye
How good is it having a Victorian NRL team with no victorian players?

nope :)

Kek

bad guess, perthfag. cannot answer your question.

no bad
odd assault is in the newspapers but other than that we're pretty fuckin alrite

If someone gets shot its a fuckin big deal

Why are there so many pedos in Australia? They should call it the land of degenerates.

or maybe no one wants to play such a fuckin shit sport

oath

Not Ausfag here, but studied up before visiting.

Before about 20 years ago, Australia's gun laws were similar to the US - maybe a little more restrictive, but not that much. It was pretty easy for everyone to own shotguns, rifles, pistols, etc.

Then a guy went nuts, took a big bag of guns, and shot up a beach town. They caught him pretty quick and put him in jail for a long time.

And then the government said, "Right, that's it. Turn in your guns."

AND PEOPLE DID.

Aus fag here, i thought it was a bloody good meal

we mostly export them to italy and the UK for that reason

ikr fuckin hell wish AFP wasn't so good at catchin them otherwise we wouldn't think there was so many

this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_Arthur_massacre_(Australia)
then
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_buyback_program

mostly worked.

and this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_laws_in_Australia

>is on Sup Forums
>AMA

No cunt in Victoria gives a shit about rugby

Oi but yeah nah lets still have NRL team with no players from that state

see: AFL starting teams in queensland

nobody in queensland gives a shit, almost nobody from queensland plays. AFL just wants to increase the market if it can.

Me too. Good mix of salty and sweet.

Is it true you need a mortgage for avocado toast

Id watch the a-league before i watched that afl bullshit

Yes

How did the Aussies get so good with the bantz?

Weve had centuries of practice takin the piss out of abbos

coz their all full of shit

>self excluding based on poor taste

thanks user, makes life easier for people who enjoy sport

>Queensland AFL has almost nobody

the entire fuckin team of melbourne storms is not even from there. It's a fucking joke haha

How much Marmite and or Vegemite do you eat and how often do you consume this treat. Tell us how you like to eat it. Please tell us why you enjoy it?

yeah :)

Vegemite once a week, plenty of butter and a thick layer of vegemite on toast, for breakfast

it's worth it user. trust me.

Dunno practicing on kiwis is fun

Not much of a question but want a redpill on the abbos

1.fosters is shit
2.bunnings doesn't do the sausage sizzles anymore
3.when I think about it, who the fuck just eats some Vegemite for anything?

For breakie m8 you melt vegemite with fuckin butter on toast and its fuckin bliss

Do you come from a land down under?

How can a country so small be so empty? Also what's Australia's main industry?

Only once a week? Tell us your Aussie ways m8.

Do Aussies see more kinship with the Brits or Americans?

I can't be fucked go to Sup Forums

I've only had it straight up and on toast without butter. What's the butter to bread to tostiness to vermite ratio here?

how are the bunnings snags mate

> Fosters is shit
yeah
>bunnings doesn't do the sausage sizzles anymore
What the fuck you on about i had one last week m8
>when I think about it, who the fuck just eats some Vegemite for anything?
wot

naaah yeah

australias main industry is the wiggles, we started with 4 but now they're 30% of the economy

depends if you watched more ABC or commercial TV growing up

you mean be large but so empty?
80% of Australia is fuckin inhabitable cause its fuckin desert

Its mostly services but we do export live animals
ahh we have some factories that do shit but are outmatched by china

Do you own a dog, cat, kangaroo or koala as a pet?

You are still our sheep producers. Don't forget your English overlords.

Still pretty easy to own a gun here.

about a fingernail size or bit more of vegemite and just spread the butter on the toast and its gold m8

How do my fellow ausfags deal with the shit internet, pic related

greatest feed on a sundie afternoon

fuck off you poofta cunt

Where's your cricket world cup?

Small? We are nearly as big as the US mainland.

How do you go about getting a gun in that country?
I hear it's illegal or something but then there's also like 3 million of them in private hands.
Super confusing.

nooo and i thought it couldnt get any worse than heresy's

No idea what you're talking about

Bliss

It'd be easier getting an assault rifle in America than it would be to get an airsoft pistol in Australia, that's our fucked gun laws in a nutshell..

Automatic weapons are illegal (as they should be). You can very easily get bolt action hunting rifles in any state as long as you ha e proven access to a farm or other legal hunting ground.