Fuckin bored so ask an Australian anything!
Fuckin bored so ask an Australian anything!
how do you play sports when all throwable objects are automatically boomerangs?
What's it like being the number 2 shitposters on Sup Forums?
what have you had to eat today?
Do toilets flush backwards down under?
do you know remy
do you ever wake up fall onto the ceiling because you forgot to put on your ground harness before unhooking yourself from your bed harness?
Good Question: we like to think we're playing a game of footy but nah yeah the ball just fucks off
Why?
What do you think about the autist that is our short-lived president, Donald Trump?
How long after a jar vegemite expires, does it actually go bad?
We don't even try to shitpost so if we gave a fuckin thought to it we would sink Sup Forums with our shit
Do all of you people look like the rednecks from mad Max road warrior?
Some Vegemite for breakie
and bunnings sauage for lunch
The artist?
yeah nah good one user :')
why is this a thing
no not the artist so you dont know him we are done here
dunno m8
>says footy
>posts broncos
Fuck you guy
whata funny cunt
Like i thought the humour would be over after 2 weeks of office but that cunt is a living joke
...
quite long i reckon
its a best before date so that jar can last for however long you want it too
Which town?
You think its bad in australia, imagine how worse it is living in the actual country that voted for him
this
fuck off with your throwing the ball bullshit, real sports involve kicking it, hitting it from one hand with your other hand, or occasionally trying to bounce it and fucking it up
Thanks mate!
If a.f.l were a real sport they would have a world cup
do you listen to iggy azalea?
some do i reckon
Fuckin mullets and flannies are the mad max of this part of the world
got a jar with my name on it for a prezzy last year, exp. Sep 2017 so like a year.
How bad is the crime in your country?
absolute fuckin stupid idea
i would deck the cunt if someone had me eat that
>Post Broncos
hahaha Broncos nothing made me laugh more than hunt droppin that ball
Fuck Queensland :)
fuck New Zealand
Where there's fuckin Cricket World cup?
they do, it's played at the MCG every year
its not our fault the other countries are shithouse at it
2620
Yeah yeah up shit creek aye hahaha
I fuckin know right, in breeding redneck filth
Melbourian aye
How good is it having a Victorian NRL team with no victorian players?
nope :)
Kek
bad guess, perthfag. cannot answer your question.
no bad
odd assault is in the newspapers but other than that we're pretty fuckin alrite
If someone gets shot its a fuckin big deal
Why are there so many pedos in Australia? They should call it the land of degenerates.
or maybe no one wants to play such a fuckin shit sport
oath
Not Ausfag here, but studied up before visiting.
Before about 20 years ago, Australia's gun laws were similar to the US - maybe a little more restrictive, but not that much. It was pretty easy for everyone to own shotguns, rifles, pistols, etc.
Then a guy went nuts, took a big bag of guns, and shot up a beach town. They caught him pretty quick and put him in jail for a long time.
And then the government said, "Right, that's it. Turn in your guns."
AND PEOPLE DID.
Aus fag here, i thought it was a bloody good meal
we mostly export them to italy and the UK for that reason
ikr fuckin hell wish AFP wasn't so good at catchin them otherwise we wouldn't think there was so many
>is on Sup Forums
>AMA
No cunt in Victoria gives a shit about rugby
Oi but yeah nah lets still have NRL team with no players from that state
see: AFL starting teams in queensland
nobody in queensland gives a shit, almost nobody from queensland plays. AFL just wants to increase the market if it can.
Me too. Good mix of salty and sweet.
Is it true you need a mortgage for avocado toast
Id watch the a-league before i watched that afl bullshit
Yes
How did the Aussies get so good with the bantz?
Weve had centuries of practice takin the piss out of abbos
coz their all full of shit
>self excluding based on poor taste
thanks user, makes life easier for people who enjoy sport
>Queensland AFL has almost nobody
the entire fuckin team of melbourne storms is not even from there. It's a fucking joke haha
How much Marmite and or Vegemite do you eat and how often do you consume this treat. Tell us how you like to eat it. Please tell us why you enjoy it?
yeah :)
Vegemite once a week, plenty of butter and a thick layer of vegemite on toast, for breakfast
it's worth it user. trust me.
Dunno practicing on kiwis is fun
Not much of a question but want a redpill on the abbos
1.fosters is shit
2.bunnings doesn't do the sausage sizzles anymore
3.when I think about it, who the fuck just eats some Vegemite for anything?
For breakie m8 you melt vegemite with fuckin butter on toast and its fuckin bliss
Do you come from a land down under?
How can a country so small be so empty? Also what's Australia's main industry?
Only once a week? Tell us your Aussie ways m8.
Do Aussies see more kinship with the Brits or Americans?
I can't be fucked go to Sup Forums
I've only had it straight up and on toast without butter. What's the butter to bread to tostiness to vermite ratio here?
how are the bunnings snags mate
> Fosters is shit
yeah
>bunnings doesn't do the sausage sizzles anymore
What the fuck you on about i had one last week m8
>when I think about it, who the fuck just eats some Vegemite for anything?
wot
naaah yeah
australias main industry is the wiggles, we started with 4 but now they're 30% of the economy
depends if you watched more ABC or commercial TV growing up
you mean be large but so empty?
80% of Australia is fuckin inhabitable cause its fuckin desert
Its mostly services but we do export live animals
ahh we have some factories that do shit but are outmatched by china
Do you own a dog, cat, kangaroo or koala as a pet?
You are still our sheep producers. Don't forget your English overlords.
Still pretty easy to own a gun here.
about a fingernail size or bit more of vegemite and just spread the butter on the toast and its gold m8
How do my fellow ausfags deal with the shit internet, pic related
greatest feed on a sundie afternoon
fuck off you poofta cunt
Where's your cricket world cup?
Small? We are nearly as big as the US mainland.
How do you go about getting a gun in that country?
I hear it's illegal or something but then there's also like 3 million of them in private hands.
Super confusing.
nooo and i thought it couldnt get any worse than heresy's
No idea what you're talking about
Bliss
It'd be easier getting an assault rifle in America than it would be to get an airsoft pistol in Australia, that's our fucked gun laws in a nutshell..
Automatic weapons are illegal (as they should be). You can very easily get bolt action hunting rifles in any state as long as you ha e proven access to a farm or other legal hunting ground.