Be me

>be me
>mid 30's
>13 yr old neighbor girl
>Looks like young Alisa Milano
>Plays video games with me
>Calls me her best friend
>Sometimes comes over in bikini
>Today she tells me she's in love with me
>Asks if I'll take her virginity
>I say no of course
>She's texting me right now
>Asking if she can sneak over

What should I do b???

Let her figure that out

Don't do it op, taking bubba's bbc in jail will not be worth it.

Stop lying on Sup Forums about your child fantasies and go to bed.

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so her parents let her hang out with a 30 something Sup Forumstard creeper?

that is the most unbelievable part of your gay little fantasy

>do it op
>take pics
>post pics here
>?????
>jail rape

lol right young alisa milano goes over to a 30 year old guy's house wearing a bikini unsupervised and ask you to fuck her, totally legit

You must be so fucking fat even whores charge you extra just to have enough to waste on drugs to forget about you

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Make her know, you like her, maybe even suggest you're great in bed, but imply she is too young to experience that stuff with you... with luck she keeps the seed of urge to fucking you when she's no longer underage, and you're in your 40s. win win.

>>Do it
>>just kiss her a bit
>>take pics of her
>>Hide on encrypted hdd
>>Getmarried in 6 years.

Hi. My name is chris hanson

Trips

Fag

do it, you wont regret it, also jail isn't that bad if they catch you

Get her to admit all those things on text messages, then show all of them to her parents. Pre-empt her blackmailing you. Because she can and will if you don't act fast.

You will be fucked for life if you don't act quick.

thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis

find out what video game she is playing and humiliate her in it

Screenshot the texts or something OP.
Gotta give some proof.

yeah your inmates will be very loving

Dude, holy shit at the tabs open. MLP, bad dragon, and asphyxiation.

those tabs tell a story

Yeah, Nees more proof here, If your brave, drop me aline and a nude and I can black mail her for you

It's a tarp. No mentally sound 13 year old wants to do this.

It will get messy. She will either blackmail you, or go full single-white-woman on you.

mlp? fuck off brony - u should go to jail

Idiots, it's fake. Look at the Address

It's a meme you dip

you do it and I whack off to your success

Just going to Report this thread to the FBI

Dude, holy shit you're an idiot

God dammit. I feel stupid.

show belly then go to bed.

Tell her fukin parents before they find this shit

>Implying that her parents aren't the ones making her do this

pic related?

And you should faggot
>lurk moar

Fuck you

Just say you were baiting next time and you'll look super smart :D

a true Sup Forumstard. Give this oldfag an internet.

Its clearly fake, you should kill yourselves.

eggzaktamundo!

actually it was.
"Show your bellybutton go to bed"

Should I dig up the time stamped belly button off an old HD?

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>falling for the bait

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>le epic 13yo gril story bait thread xDDD
>le epic pretend outrage xDDDD
>le constant bumps by pedos hoping for child porn xDDDDD

Moreor less it seems

Tell her you'll wait until the age of consent in your state but you're quite happy to hang with her etc

do it I dare you, lets see what happens

Look at this faggot right here. My little pony, shopping for purses at walmart.

Kill yourself most expeditiously shitstain.

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This.

90% of threads on Sup Forums for the past year are psyop threads. The incest threads are no different. And just about every other thread, even if it seems normal, is a cuckold thread involving people posting fake girlfriends hoping bottom-feeders wank to them.

do it
record it
post it
kill yourself

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u forgot "how to take a screenshot"

/thread

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>I was ackshully here to see u chris handsome

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