Alright, I'm new here. How does this retarded community work?

Alright, I'm new here. How does this retarded community work?

It doesn't

>Retarded

U know all.
Go and fap to traps.

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Fuck off we're full.

Lurk more

lurk more and stfu

show me your gf or wife

You can crash on the moon if you want

lurk then kys ASAP

>Lurk more.
>Call people faggots.

You'lll be find kid.

For starters stop posting from your phone

OP is a faggot. Get it?

Don't listen to the faggots who say "lurk moar." That isn't sound advice anymore given Sup Forums's current phase widely consists of pornography.
Tips:
Greentext is done by inserting an arrow next to a phrase
>like this
The rules state it's meant for quoting, but that doesn't mean that's *all* people use it for. People also use it to nuance their typed out speech or to incorporate hypothetical scenarios, or flat out disparrage another poster or idea. For example,
>being this retarded
So if someone uses it like that, don't ever ask
>who are you quoting?
You'll look like a real idiot.

Additionally, welcome to free speech heaven, where you can say whatever the fuck you want. Just be sure that while you're free to do that, others are free to deride, insult, or otherwise attack anything you post without reprocussion.
*Third, if you see threads about Andy Sixx's log of shit, that is what we call a forced meme, where some idiot (or autist if you want to sound like an uneducated slob) keeps spamming their annoying joke they think is funny hopes of materializing into a legitimate meme. Don't respond to them, pretend they don't exist, or derail them if you're feeling aggressive. Derailing works by spamming a shitload of pictures in the thread until the initial topic is ruined. Please note that's against the rules, so try at your own peril.
*Fourth, seriously read the global rules, they could save your ass.
Fifth, there are no girls here. On the rare occurrence one posts
>femanon here
And is blatantly revealing their female status for no good reason, rebuke them with the phrase, "TITS OR GTFO."
An example would be a thread about something mundane like breakfast. If everyone is talking about ham, eggs, coffee, or goat testicles FFS and then you see a girl posted with the phrase femanon here, you say TITS OR GTFO. This does not mean you should do this when a poster reveals her gender when she's doing so for a legit reason like providing a woman's perspective. Cont

>who are you quoting
I see anons doing this and couldn't tell if it's a joke or if they're actually retarded.

Avoid all Andy Sixx Threads!

Sixth, you may notice lots of threads about mtf transgender women. They call them traps here. You're free to masturbate to them if you like, but claiming heterosexuality is strongly discouraged given you're jerking it to a penis.
Seventh, this site changes *a lot.* In the last five years it went from memes, to neckbeards, to a war with tumblr, to people pretending to be tumblr, to the founder selling it, to lots of porn. Don't expect anything here to be forever except you and the people.
Eigth, you can hold any political opinion you want, but be aware this board sways left-wing. If you want a right-wing perspective, go to Sup Forums.
Ninth, we have people post things called copypastas. These are long strings of text meant to convey some kind of meaning, usually in a comedic or obnoxious way. If you want an example then google that shit, they're too long to mention in this post.
Tenth, no matter what you find here we'd prefer you don't mention it to your shitty friends on Facebook. It doesn't help you, it doesn't help us, don't do it.
Other than that, you're on your own.

I don't fucking know, but in case the OP gets that genius idea, he's been warned.

^This. I fail to see why it is such a popular meme. I have no idea who it is, only know it from Sup Forums, and apparently some people are into scat porn involving him.

Oh yeah, one last tip, if someone claims to be under the age of 18, report them. They don't belong here, they knew the risks they were taking, now they're paying. If you're under 18 we can't stop you, but use your head and don't admit it if you wanna post here.

This board does not have a political preference you raging retard. Lmao. It never has. If anything it's right-wing.

The hell it does, Sup Forums has been left for years now.

Just because Sup Forums is against trump doesn't make it left wing. Everyone here literally is literally in the middle area on all political views. What one side hates, we love.

Go see a political compass thread and tell me that again gaydo, an user in those usually compiles every result and it's all disproportionately to the left.

Are you retarded?

Are you? Have you really been ignorant to see the levels of leftism that have persisted here? Sup Forums is anti-PC, that doesn't make it right-wing.

*to not see

first you collect the evidence then you go to the journalists and make your case then you get semi-famous and hire a lawyer to sue

Yes

Learn to do this
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Fuck

THan this
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next step become gollum

Celeb Threads are filled with enormous Faggotry.

Go shit urself cut ur dick stick it in ur ass ma a pic and youre in trust me ..its the easiest waY

Here even found a little tutorial for you OP

His name was Seth Rich

This will crash your computer

Don't forget that arrows can be used to refer to posts on other threads, and other boards entirely.
For example

>

Go to /bant/ it's a bit less autistic

I'm trying to teach this user about an important part of Sup Forums

It doesnt.

No don't listen.
You are free to feel free
< greentext

I like to think that I am at least somewhat similar to all the other Sup Forumstards here and the political compass always says I am left wing despite my being far right so a single example of anecdotal evidence proves beyond doubt that the compass is a load of shit

Shit, totally forgot. Thanks user.

What makes you think you're far right?

stay here in this shithole until you graduated, then commence to go on better boards

He just hates niggers/jews/whatever and thinks that somehow makes him right wing.

That's what I'm guessing but racism isn't right-wing specific, just look at black power.

doesnt work , its a bunch of virgin losers browsing internet 24/7 , looking at stupid pictures and fapping to anime

Yeah that's my point.

Also, the addition of "fag" to any word, (as in samefag, newfag, etc.) typically denotes a title and oftentimes means "One who posts/ poster of [preceding word]".

testing

test

hmm seems like we can post but i get upload failed error when creating new thread

maybe they dont want us to talk about the freeze time?

FREEZE TIME
FREEZE TIME
FREEZE TIME
FREEZE TIME
FREEZE TIME

You are only saying this because you're a newfag and can't triforce

GTFO NIGGER, HEIL HITLER

When do the cheese pizzas come back ?

Images are failing to upload and it's pissing me off.

do you see my posts? i feel like i might be a ghost

Roll

dub and op an hero

I WANT TO MAKE A FUCKING THREAD, PLEASE

Sup Forums is a website exclusively for discussing japanese stuff like anime and shit

everyone who says otherwise is a turbofaggot and should fuck of to SASS or fark

Fpbp

Sup Forums hasn't been trash in more than 6 years now from the summerfag takeover and /r9k/ hasn't been traah in more than 2 years from the normalfag/leddit takeover

Sup Forums truely is dying a slow, painful death

get

Sup Forums is where you learn the art of underwater russian basket weaving. welcome to the club

Worm anf bobber post. Zzzzzzzzzz

I learn how become gay astronaut

Why?

desu desu desu

This

Or daughter.

Also this

>Iam new here,

Wellcome, you entered the colony of le reddit and tumblr

It's mostly a bunch of angsty 14 year olds thinking they're funny.

You fucking homo nigger. I'll post a half dozen different compasses just for keks.
dumbass

Inb4 waving magnet over SSD.

> magnet
> SSD

try again

>Alright, I'm new here. How does this retarded community work?
You need a Sup Forums pass to post images or else you get upload failed.

the only way to post images on underwater basket weaving forum is to post nudes of your girlfriend. We'll know if it isn't original content faggot don't try any fucky fucky business

What the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch?

Celeb thread is the only straight stuff you'll find in Sup Forums
If you do happen to visit it, don't be a faggot and contribute.

spacenigger

Listen, you cuck nigger. Sup Forums is where you can say, and for the most part, DO what ever the fuck you want. One thing you can't do, is be a little MOD bitch and report everything you THINK is cp because the nigger loving porn whore doesn't have a tattoo, or a baseball mitt for a cunt. Don't spam useless shit that don't work. Don't get all butthurt over some shit some other nigger said because your a millennial fucktard that just got off the fucktard bus. And fuck Andy Sixx, that shit (no pun intended, NIGGER!) is lame and nobody gives a flying fuck on a galloping goose about his shit log.

We don't care about your life. Don't ask us for advice, We are going to make fun of your autistic, neckbearded ass because you actually think we are your friends. We will tell you to an hero, we will encourage you, literally, to fucking die, by your own hand or someone elses. We don't care if you plan Jihad, or a school shooting, or to rape your sister (I know, I misspelled brother) in his sleep, or if you want a hooker, tranny or some other fucked up shit.

We will laugh at you, we will try to sabotage you, and we will fuck with you, convincingly enough, because we WANT to see you fuck up, in the most epic, niggerest manner possible.

Kthxbye, FAGGOT

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