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if you was gonna shoot up a school how would you do it?

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With a gun.

>talent show
>spit hot fire
>bang bang gesture with fingers at the end


that's it.

...

A very large spoon and an even larger lighter.

By staying home and playing vidya

I would use lasers.
Pew pew pew

First i wouldn't post about it Sup Forums

Stab people with black lives matter signs.

By shooting

strategicly placed bombs for max carnage start at the cafeteria or where large numbers are go for about an hour then shoot myself non fatal and shoot another guy in the head make it look self inflicted blame it on him

place bombs at entrance, pull the fire alarm.

Wait for lunch time or whatever and start shootin'! Make sure to go down alleyways where people will be bottlenecked. Remember the columbine guys only got 12 kills. Try to at least get a kill per bullet or two. Good luck!

I won't.

You're going to die while doing it, you're not getting any relief from it.

By getting up off my ass from my desk at the FBI, walking to my car and realizing that all my years of hard work have lead to going through a board filled with traps, gays, or other fucked up content, and that this is as far as it goes after my wife left me for being too devoted to the job and the kids hate me because I was never around. Thats when I would reach into the glove box and take out the pistol I store there with the bullet for this occasion.

After that you just point at your head, preferably middle of the forehead around eye level, then pull the trigger OP

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He got investigated for this but pretty good

Bring a muslim jihadi into that school

Only get nigs and spics (This is a joke fbi)

this
>also 360 noscope

Probably with a gun.

heres how u do it
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I wouldn't because im too old and it would be weird that some grown ass man was shooting up a school.

Btw get the fuck off Sup Forums underaged&

AR-15 and P226. I'd go through the library and cafeterias first because there would have the most students probably. Then go classsroom to classroom killing off the remaining students and teachers. If doors are locked, I can just shoot out the windows.

A gun

>Sneak into womens locker room at night
>locate hottest Stacey's locker
>jerk off using her dirty gym panties
>blow load all over her clothes (she's probably used to it)
>Put gun to chin
>shoot straight up
there. now you've "shot up" the school

like this
youtu.be/2fV1EOQN_rI

In a videogame so nobody gets hurt

Take a flamethrower and burn those bitches with a smile on your face

don't do it..thats low class fuckery! you will go out like a bitch & people will remember you for being a bitch! if you must shoot something up do it where there are only niggers or shoot up antifa! if u shoot up a school we will all have to hear about how bad guns are fag!

Obviously explosives in all major exits except the main one and then wait outside of there with a mini-gun all while wearing a gandalf outfit of some kind.

Make Sure to close down all Doors, then proceed to attack them with a meatcleaver. Insh'Allah,fatwa-fatwa aladin wa binladen hummoes.

Pull the alarm first and shoot them when they are grouped

And a very large needle

>checklist
>be faggot op
>obtain shotgun w buckshots
>obtain school door keys
>start shooting
>S.I.P lockdown use keys
>contin ?

Pull the fire alarm and wait outside an exit door.
Concentrated amount of people, all funneling through a 6 foot wide opening. It would be better do this in winter however, when the school doesn't have fire drills, and the students are confused and panicked. I've seen it happen once, people know it's not a drill, and when they panic, they won't get out of the door as fast.
If you can get somebody else willing to do this, have them wait in the building until you have a good amount of students between two shooters.
Also, to keep them concentrated, make sure there are as few side halls as possible. The goal is a one way exit, a narrow hall and preferably two people.

Convince all the sjw's that some teacher has it out for the gays/the niggers/some other oppressed minority. Rally them outside his classroom. As they are standing in a crowd, pull the pin on a grenade and throw it at them. Maximum carnage.

Good one, FBI

I once pulled a fire alarm during a passing period. All I got were stern looks from my teacher. No panic.

The following method is so easy I can't imagine why it hasn't been done yet.

>wait for full school assembly
>gunman at every exit (most auditoriums only have 2-4... Not implausible to find that many people and guns

That's it. There is literally no exit you could easily slaughter hundreds

first get syringe and spoon
heat school until liquid
find vein
inject

This is objectively the best way.

This is objectively the best objective.

I wouldn't, cause I'm not a whiny little faggot

Wait for a day whe the principal has a speech or some shit, and when all of the pupils and teachers are in one place ( usually in some sports hall or something ). When that happens, stary in an entrance/exit grom this hall and start shooting.

Play awsom music through the schoolspeaker

With style

First get access to the main office where I can use the school's speakers (take hostage if necessary)
Then play this :
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Proceed with the shooting

>lot of fuel
>light every emergency exit
>hunt them
>watch them burn

Who said if?

still a normie shit, doesnt judging u but more originality woud be great

i you want try to destroy the marks in all cases

I would make the school go into lockdown and then real open a door and shoot everyone

>school assembly
>hundreds
>Top KeK!!
>not taking off to local 7-11 to get high down a few 40s

Dont lie to the poor unloved bastard.

Does your ghetto ass nigger school not have cameras or some shit?

Fucking kek.

Shut the fuck up thats not the question

NONE OF YOU RETARDS ARE OUT DOING THESE TWO STANDARD BEARERS.

With intent.

with a syringe full of heroin

Am I the only one who wishes these lunatic shooters would man the fuck up and kill the actual oppressors we have robbing us all blind?

I'd do it at night, so the don't see me coming.

Thermite at the doors and structural areas, ak and grenades

reported

Oh ye, lemme just jog on down to Walmart and pick up some Thermite. No big deal.

>Implying you have access to such weaponry
>Implying that you know how to use such weaponry

>at night
>don't see me
Yeah because nobody's there you fucktard

HE'S 10 YOU FUCKING MORONS.

with a gun

aluminium powder and rust= THERMITE
in Aus thermite is easier to get than a gun

HE'LL KILL A FEW JANITORS THOUGH.

Oh yeah, I completely forgot about call of doody

zezzle

My sides are in orbit

Preferably a loud one

>Wait until lunch (most of the school is in the same place)
>Enter cafeteria with gun in bag
>Pull out gun
>Shoot one shot into the ceiling
>Get everyone to get down, or just shoot them if they don't
>Go to various tables, deciding who should live and who should die.
>Let everyone who I decided should live free
>An hero

Watch the movie rampage

do an ironic shooting at the NRA headquarters

get out

Weapon with many bullets per mag
and wun taps

>That's the problem with USA
>They give idiots like this guns
>No questions asked