One-liners that'll guarantee nudes

One-liners that'll guarantee nudes

Send nudes or i'll fuck your dad

my penis is the length of a jews nose. send nudes

Fuck nudes or i'll send your dad

It takes a crane.

send nudes of your dad

I'm 90% white.

The other 10 inches are black.

Show me your naughty bits and I'll give you a good rodgering, you slutty slut.

Works every time.

Send you or fuck dad

name of grill?

I have hacked your facebook, send nudes or I will ruin all of your friendships.

those are clearly two lines you fucking faggot.

sauce?

Twenty thousand bucks in advance, another eighty for nudes.

Show me your pits! They will appreciate the humor behind the sexual innuendo. It's a good way to anchor it into their subconscious.

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

Send me your nudes, or your mother will die in her sleep tonight, reading this turns into void all your immunities

I have Pokemon cards and candy in my car.

You know what I want.

:')

>gooba den got a puttputt
>semen cherry poured in
>cherry puttputt no gooba
>semen less likely pouring
>anus cherry new leader
>gooba sad no gooba no more

Your parents must be cousins.

Aayyyy bb wan sum fuk?

Show my your pussy or i kill your dog

I have a gun

Fuck you. That's my line

so, I heard you like mudkipps?

Send noods or I feed the chick to the snake.
(you've all seen the vid. It eats it anyway).

You're over 8' tall?

dog

Send nudes or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

I need something to jerk off to while I'm on my yacht later tonight and I'm pretty sure you're going to help me.

Got a willy the size of a large prawn

u dense mother fucker

Ah, that was nice.

>~
>unequipall

Are you an archaeologist? Because I have a large bone you can examine

Oh I see you use an iphone, what was the name of your dog again?

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