Jesus Christ, Brendan! How did this happen??

Jesus Christ, Brendan! How did this happen??

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JUST

He'll be fine

>What are you looking at smoothskin?

is that real?

>I am the mummy now

Yes.

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>Finally, after all these years I have become The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

Jesus Christ, really?

JUST

kek'd

Brendon in Spawn reboot, when?

>the gorilla on the right

will you guys see my new movie? Everyone is me..haha!

>no shopped Brenny
Weak

This is actually funny.

oh fuck I posted the wrong version. THIS is what you wanted

>Lips still pristine

What did you mean by that?

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#no makeup

HELP

Goddammit

>5 minutes into Mummy and chill and he gives you this look

what do?

Just fuck my shit up

Take a pair of clippers to my head whilst chanting 'JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST'

What is her expression trying to convey?

EL JUSTO JAJJAJA

$$$

can someone shoop Brendans cry eyes to this?

Don't forget his crown

Is it just me or does Brendan look like he has minor FAS?

His eyes are so far apart

damn he looks so desperate, like he's trying to pull this "sexy" or "charming" smile just like in the old days so that maybe some director or producer may think "wow Brendan still looks cool and hansome", but he fails miserably at it

fuck off mexican DCuck dannyboytbh

JACKPOT!

Go away, shill. This is Brendan's thread.

I think the rotten bald head is fine

all it need is the bloodshot eyes

is this shopped?

jesus christ

Why is Brendans jacket so dirty and messed?

Man one day he's the greatest actor of all time in the best movie ever made and next day he's a ghoul. Life's cruel.

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>'Tee hee SUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRR!'

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youtube.com/watch?v=6ig-RShZ6m4

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>hairplugs
JUST

Don't worry, he's going to need them removed for alimony money.

Does Brenden know he's a meme?

This is my Alimony. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My Alimony is my curse. It is my life. I must pay it as I must pay for my life.

Without me, my Alimony is useless. Without my Alimony, I am useless. I must pay my Alimony true. I must pay it before my ex-wife threatens to take my kids away. I must pay it before she sues me. I will...

It was worth it. He looks so good now.

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ChamCham knows for sure and according to him he is a really really good close friend with Brendan (Big B as Chamcham likes to call him)

Did this really happen?
How come they didn't record it?

Nice. Have a rare Brenny.

>Thanks for the free beer user it's mmffff on nom nom snarf it's *gulps* really *burps* good *farts

>a beer a day keeps the alimony away

We're going to make them give back our alimony

...pay my alimony until there is no alimony.

>until there is no alimony.

Never gonna happen

JUST
who do ya?
JUST
what makes you a real lover?
JUST
I put this question to ya
Cause i want you to pay with me

Money
How much will make you happy?
You can have it all if it'll suit your rights
But nothing, I said nothing can take the place
Of alimony
Kicking me tight, tight!

top kek

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To the tune of "Down With The Sickness" by Disturbed

Can you feel that?
Ah, shit

Drowning deep in my sea of justing
Balding your servant I kneel
(Will you pay it to me?)
It seems what's left of my career life
Is slowly ending with me
(Will you pay it to me?)

Looking at my own children
When suddenly they're taken
Violently they're taken (oh no)
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the alimony in me

Get up, I got cucked by the missus[x3]
Losing all my hair, just let it fuck my shit up
Get up, I cucked by the missus
You mother get up I cucked by the missus
You fucker get up I got cucked by the missus
Alimony is the gift that has been given to me

Sup Forums-tier stuff right here.

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME TO PAY THE ALIMONY

I AIN'T THE DARKEST GUY IN MY BED

I WAS LOOKING IN DESPAIR WITH MY FINGERS IN MY HAIR

AT MY WIFE AND HER BUCK FROM MY KEK SHED

WELL

THE BILLS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

STATEMENTS OVERDRAWN, CANNOT BE FORGIVEN

DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO GO INSANE

FUCKED MY SHIT UP NOW I'M IN EXTREME PAIN

TOO MUCH TO PAY

TOO MUCH IN DEBT

SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH FLEEING TO CUBA

YOU'LL FOREVER KNOW IF YOU GET HITCHED

YOU'LL ALWAYS KNOW 'CAUSE SHE'S A BITCH

HEY NOW YOU'RE A HAS-BEEN

SHE BROKE YOU AND BETRAYED

HEY NOW YOU'RE ALL WASHED UP

IN YOUR MISERY YOU'LL WADE

IF ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD

GIVE IT TO MY WIFE

TO BE SOOOLLDDDD

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WAKE ME UP INSIDE

(I CAN'T WAKE UP)

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

(SAVE ME)

CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE ALIMONY

If I pay your alimony, will your wife die?

>inb4 a Brenny version of some shitty Beatles song

How long till this meme will die? It's been over a year for fuck sake

congrats, you are the reddit

Is Brendan Fraser now the most photoshopped Actor ever?

>We will destroy your life, then when it is done and your career is ashes, then you have my permission to die - a recorded voicemail to Brendan Fraser left by Afton Smith

It's not going away anytime soon I'm afraid ;_;

YEAH, I'M THINKING I'M BACK

youtu.be/IGiv4xWJoT8 Dislike that vid!!!

>he's so fucked he's looking for work with poo in loos

>DIS ARE RAYBANNS

Is this his final form?

Yes... Yes