I finally took the bait. Me (5/10 curry nigger) hired a HB9 off of backpage for $300 and fucked her doggystyle. It was everything I ever imagined and more!
All those times I walked down the street checking out sexy blonde chicks and imagined plowing them finally came true. The view of the back of a naked blonde is absolutely glorious. I can't believe I never did this before. 10/10 would repeat.
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Normally I'd berate a pathetic beta faggot like you but considering you're a self confessed 5/10 curry nigger, good on you.
leave our white women alone you piece of shit
I've fantasized of blowing my load inside a sexy blonde chick for years. After I came I laid on top of her with my nose on her neck. She smelled so nice!
Sauce?
>pay 200 for hour with hooker
>couldn't get hard
worst part was she was more dissapointend then I was
Never knew sex could make someone so happy. Pics of said escort?
Did you smash her bareback?
Nope. Used a condom. These girls don't allow that. Plus it would probably increase risk of STI's.
Been thinking of doing this for a while. It's been 2 years since the last time and I just don't have patience or ambition to play games.
How easy is it to find a good escort? I've seen backpage stuff but will some be ugly or what? Do they come to my house? How you pay?
Good for you user
Not OP but have used backpage a few times.
Careful with the pics. Sometimes they're not who they advertise. Google their number and if more results come back with similar pics or older pics of the same girl then it may be her.
It's fairly easy to find one once you get scrolling past the niggers. Ugh they are everywhere there.
Latinas and whites are usually the best on there.
The either do incall or outcall. Incall, you go to their place (usually hotel) outcall they come to you.
Pay nothing but cash.
A rule of thumb is that the more professional the image, the less accurate it is
If you use backpage, reverse image everything and check around to see if anyone's already seen her.
Agency girls are more expensive than independents, but are less likely to fuck you over.
Avoid anyone who does bareback like the plague, for obvious reasons. Even if they say it's only for people with doctors certificates saying they're disease free.
They usually say if they do incalls (you see them) or outcalls (they see you), and outcalls are usually more expensive.
Pay cash and make sure you know exactly what you're paying for beforehand
They'll let you go bareback for extra you should always pay extra
Her
kek nice bait, escorts aren't that attractive unless you are paying more than a Sup Forumstard has
Pics are 100% real. Including the same hotel room.
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Shit, I've gotten 8-9/10 escorts for 100 hh. You just got to be very patient and do research. Joining forums for that hobby is also another way to get beautiful escorts.
see this Leave it to a curry nigger to fake a prostitution story.
>She smelled so nice
So you think other dudes cum smells nice? So you're gay then
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That's 150 bongbucks for an hour, lad.
Only genuine models and pornstars charge above the $500 mark for usual service
sauce?
well done op
>150
shit, looks like she's upped her prices to 160 since I saw her
I feel violated yet pleasantly amused
Exact same thing happened to me, felt bad and just left. Felt bad somehow for her and no thrill of conquest. Like shooting fish in a barrel
Becareful if you do it again OP. Police are coming down hard on back page as of recent and are setting up sting operations statewide. I have been using that site for years until one of my buddies got arrested for solicitation and they searched him and found weed so that was another charge
Yeah it's stupid to prosecute prostitution if the girl is over 18 but it's probably safer and more fun than taking down real criminals
Chances are it will be in areas where it's been quiet and they need to make it look like they're doing something, or high human trafficking areas where they cast their net too far.
For that reason, it's usually best to steer clear of solely Asian or Latin places, especially if you find out they've been moving premises a lot
Don't become another statistic user.
damn son you done good. tbh she's hot enough I would have thought it was a sting or something. that'd be my #1 fear. did you consider this or no?
meh, least she was hot
8/10 kek
That sounds like a one-way ticket to STD City.
should post this in the ass/butt/booty thread
Paying extra gets you clean chicks
You get what you pay for in that regard lol. Ask the girl to show you her latest check-up. Some girls go every week; It's a part of their job as a sex worker.
It's funny lol men/women of every race all desire to fuck white men/women. Master race much?
I paid 120 for a HJ and i couldn't cum. Eventually I just went floppy and she asked me if I already had sex today or something. I just wasn't into it. inb4 gay
OP you're so full of shit. That girl is NOT a $300 girl. She's at least $500/30mins
lol
Cops and shit have to fuck off. Prostitution is the oldest profession in human history and there will NEVER be a shortage of sex for money. If there's men willing to pay, there's women willing to fuck for it.
>curry nigger
>5/10
Curry niggers are max 1/10
>HB9
what is this?
Where the fuck do you live, m8?
Berate op all you want,
He dodged a bullet in my books, gfs and wives are an endless money pit plus he is a curry, no white women wants to fuck a curry out right
More power to you OP
Curry guy here. Don't be mad whiteboi's that your bitches love the curry sauce in there vaginas
U MAD WHITEBOIS
MASALAD
Hot Blonde 9/10
After jerking off every fucking day since I was 12 for 12 years, a handjob is so fucking disappointing even when it's free. How the fuck do I even act excited?
>Oh boy some amateur who's not even putting herself into the handjob is doing something I've already become a pro at
gee thanks
Jerking off everyday.
12 years straight.
Since 12.
>Virgin Detected
handjobs suck, just get her to go down on u
STAY MAD WHITEBOIS
Did you figure out how to use the toilet or did you shit in the parking lot like at home?
Lost it a month ago to a landwhale. So I'm not counting it, yeah I'm still a virgin.
Different curry nigger. I'm Paki not Indian.
Yeah, bet they don't like hosing your shit off the sidewalk either.
STAY SHITTY POOFAG.
Hope you wrapped up bro
They make at least 200 am hour they are obviously going to shower between sessions. If they don't you can tell anyway
Yeah the view of the back of a naked blonde will make your cock explode.
White girls love curry.
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>they are obviously going to shower between sessions
Please these bitches put everything they earn into their veins a pipe or up their nose. They don't give a cuck about health or hygiene.
probably cause there dicks are tiny so it's easy money
Nicely done you designated Delhi nogger!
You sound like you've never been with an escort and get all of your info from movies and stereotypes.
Theres a difference between escorts and random street hookers you retard. I've seen over 20 escorts and they were all clean
No its just that white girls are the cum dumpsters of the human race whiteboi
I did the same thing before but im white but it was amazing did exactly what i wanted
>Theres a difference between escorts and random street hookers you retard. I've seen over 20 escorts and they were all clean
Just in comparison to you
right that's why you need to give them top dollar just to get them to talk to you...
>me hired
why more brown people in the world than white though? whos taking more cum?
Horse-teeth bitches are unwanted in the master race anyway, have them. Consider it a final gift to your God forsaken, shitskin horde before the day of the rope falls upon you.
Stay mad whiteboi's us curry niggers are stealinz all yo wominz
How can it be the oldest profession when the people who use them would need to have a profession in order to pay them (whether it's money, goods, or skills)?
That's Brazilians you dumbass
>I've seen over 20 escorts
females are more than males anyway so who cares
found the faggot
LOL @ "PROBABLY increase risk of stds"
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$300?
For a whore.
Jesus Christ.
I live in a big city, in the Desert Southwest, the major meth capital in the region.
You can get a blow (with rim & full swallow) for $10.
Full on vaginal runs $20 (anal is an extra $5)
Depending on the age/desperation of the girl you can get an Around-the-World for as low as $10, but she'll be old looking and have major sores.
No motel rental, just pull the van behind a vacant strip mall.
$300.
She had better have made you dinner and cleaned your house.
$300.
To fuck a whore.
No bitch is worth $300.
Jesus Christ.
where are you from?