She flirts with you.
What do?
She flirts with you.
What do?
Bang
get my crew to man the harpoons
Eat asshole and fill soft pussy with cum
Alert the local obongos on whereabouts of the fabled elephaneminist, a mythical creature that when struck yields food for a century.
eat that asshole
Accept her advances, pay for her drink and your own, leave the bar with her, let her know that your car is parked round the corner and that you will come and collect her, walk round and start your car, get a nice long run up and plough her down, sacrificing your own life if necessary.
Tell her I'll let her suck my cock as long as i can turn the lights off, she swallows, and doesn't use her hands, then leaves immediately afterwards
Is that a fat Asian women? RARE. Would bang for unique experience
play with her belly and fuck every hole she has. Including that big belly button. I might cum in that.
>Including that big belly button
That's something to try
flirt back, hopefully fuck her that night.
Make sure to get her number, text her late at night if I really am thirsting for pussy
honestly, stick my dick in her butt crack through that hole, not even in her asshole, then cum.
Oh yes. She's in fact super-RARE, being Japanese (with only 3 percent obesity).
What a turn-on.
Belly-hole secks sounds so erotic. I mean it's like being fucked & sucked at the same time by softness.
It would be fun to hotdog her.
Probably bang, have something lined up the next morning so I have to leave, ignore for a while after she gets super clingy. Deny everything if questioned. Rinse repeat. Another fatty in the books.
Open the fridge to distract her then call the zoo for their runaway hippo
TFW you will never hump a Japanese Fuck-Blimp.
But what if she's reasonable? I.e she gets you don't want a standard relationship.
Cum and fart
Eat that ass!!!!
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Would smash/10
See sits on small asian girls BTW its kinda saucy
run like a fucking nigga
She'd make an excellent dominant chick.
You step out of line, she just pins you down.
I would fuck the shit outta her!!!
I would ask her out, start a relationship, give her lots of respect...and then bang her.
Fuck her until my dick Is the same colour as her top and my balls are emptier than her calories
kek
jerk myself off with her fat roles
this
Ask if she has a sister half her size
slam pokazuna
I would fuck that big ass until I dumped a load into her uterus
Would find the number on captain Achab in my phone ontact list as quickly as possible...
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she's looking good enough for a poke
I fuck her buttcheeks.
> sshhh
> you don't need to say anything
> you just need to drink this
hands her a slim shake
Spank that big booty.
I would pull out my CC...