You have ten seconds to prove you are not a Jew. If you don't, you and your family go on the trains and to the ovens

You have ten seconds to prove you are not a Jew. If you don't, you and your family go on the trains and to the ovens.

Uncircumsized, faggot

I can walk past a wishing well without diving in for the pennies at the bottom.

my nose is less than 10 inches

I can pay full price for things.

I can give you some money and you don't have to pay me back

this but i'm actually a jew

Im poor as fuck.

I eat pork and use electronics on saturdays.

My mom isn't a helicopter parent and none of my relatives are doctors, dentists, or lawyers.

Oh dude can I borrow 50 bucks? I'll totally pay you back eventually... Maybe.

My nose is not the size of a blue whale

So you're a brown people? TO THE TRAIN WITH YOU!

I have received first communion and I have been confirmed.

I dont suffer from PTSD when I take a shower.

I love pork chops and kraut

Sauerkraut is kosher dipshit

I have debts and i pay the whole amount i owe without trying to get a discount.

I am not nigger nor jew.

Times up....thread closed.

Brown people are also circumcised.

Heil

Manhood test cutting up of the cock doesn't count

Guten Morgen, Kamerad ?

No yiddish detected, means I'm clean.

It's called circumcision and is tradition in Islam.

My great grandpa

Seth Rich was not a Jew

Every so often I give bums change or buy em a burger.

I actually give a couple of buck to homeless people every now and then

>Kamerad
get out of the fatherland and get back to your motherland

I still have my foreskin feelsgoodman.jpg

I love mayonnaise.

I can perform cunnilingus comfortably.

My name isn't David.

i don't associate with socially constructed ideologies

im allergic to bagels

I am bad with money

Hello Comrades! Greetings from America!

How is the weather in St. Petersburg today?
I enjoyed my stay there, while I was working at ‘The Agency’…
Most Russian women are prostitutes, and Russian prostitutes are the best!

Cheers! To Your Health! Зa здopoвьe!

i kicked a communists ass the other day

I can't save money

Ten secs? I can bribe you some millions for your silence and discretion...

My grandpa isn't a rich Jew named Leopold Frankenberger

Ich bin Vollblut du Klappstuhl

Im not a jew (HAH GOT YA THERE BITCH)

These dubs

Im black

top kek

I passed a penny on the way over here and didn't pick it up