So I matched with this beauty
How do I respond to her reply?
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So I matched with this beauty
How do I respond to her reply?
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2/3
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How to reply?
>beauty
fuck off
The best pick up line is "I eat ass" give a nice smile. And if you're feeling confident enough, give a little tounge flick
I want you to dress like mrs. piggy and oink for me fatty
Oh no, I can see where this thread is going. Please don't be mean.
"So I see your a lover of huge dogs I presume you mean hot dogs?"
I don't want to be mean i want to slay the dragon
You post on /b mang what do you expect a serious answer?
I want to berry my dick so far up your ass whoever could pull it put would be crowned king Arthur
Done
So you have dogs....have you ever been knotted? Ifbyou don't know what that means I want to know if you fucked them. If so is what they say about black labs true?
same fucking thread every fucking day.
sage and move on people.
At least she didn't lie about being huge
wish her a nice day/night and explain to her that it was just a giggle.
I'll fuck it warm and then lay my head on it as warm juices go out
Or
Boobs work too as a warm spot
kek'd
Better than fucking porn threads you cuck
>I've been on Sup Forums for 7 years now, but this is one of the few times when my heart melts. She seems like a really sweet person.
She unmatched me dang
Prove
I could be your knight in shining armor, but I sometimes need help to... unsheath my claymore...
I'll go as robin hood if you'll be my marion. I'll bring my long bow if you bring your quiver.
Wanna roleplay? I'll be Burger King you can be MacDonalds. I'll be having it my way and you'll be loving it
Op got check mated by a blob