What should I say back to her?

What should I say back to her?
Standard roll rules apply.

hey there downie

Nudes?

Fucking terrible. My dog just got ran over.

jesus fucking christ. dont reply.

>biological science
>what sbould my major be?
>idk i guess i like aminals xxxxxxD

I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK

mind if i eat ass?

It's neat that you have a picture of beached whale there... considering what you are studying.

nice

Are you a hampig?!

who's call is less important than the least attractive girl on tinder?

Check 'em

reroll

your dome is a bit red from the sun. you might want to put an awning on it or something.

His body is mangled but his dick still works. If you come now he can fuck you doggystyle while I fap

reroll

Will you cheer me up?

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Given your studies, is it ok to masturbate to get over my dog's death? I just want to feel better

Reroll

"It's okay, maybe you could keep me company at the hospital with him. I don't think he'll be here long. The vet said it's not bad. He's not limping so that's good. It would mean a lot to me if you could come keep me company most of my family are out of town.

Oh shit

Just think, that's the best pic she could find of herself

Have you ever gotten a rim job from a grieving man?

LMAO 420 blaze it

why her forehead is the main cause for world hunger

Gtfo queer. What you trying to do? Get him laid? Gay.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST REROLL

why do you wear your hats lopsided

which one?

I'm just looking to replace my old dog with a new one. You'll do nicely.

Both you fucking retard its dubs

Why not both?

roll

This one

i killed him and i need to see your tits

LOL

Better say this too now

He was a good boy marinel. You would have liked him. He only had one eye, and liked to chew on the sofa but he was a good boy

it was my loss but a Korean families gain.

i killed him and i need to see your tits or I may kill again*

rules are rules

It makes you really think when it comes to the term "doggystyle"... if I did it "doggystyle", I guess I'd choke on a penny and die. RIP: Mr. Peaches

Nice fivehead.

Jk! lmfao you got pranked!

Easy peasy japanesey

reroll

Make sure you mention that the dogs name was brent.

Next you do

555 would have been epic there. Roll for this.

I will miss my dog's little red rocket... he'd get so excited to see me!

Your forehead reminds me of a wonky, slightly overcooked, boiled egg. Someone pass the salt.

it was my fault i ran him over lol

I like to wear womens undergarments

you should install solar panels on your dome.

Rolling

The weird thing is my dog was pregnant... and I think I'm responsible!

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You study biological science? Me too, I know cock meet pussy child come out

Old Joe lost an eye last summer in a volleyball accident. He didn't see that car coming until it was too late.

rollin

Get

This

Better put some sunscreen on that dome

which parent did you inherit your hairline from?

Rawl

LUCKY

Thread killer

roll

...

Role

I'd like to blast my load on your aviator glasses.

Send her a pick of ur dick?
Ask for tits

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If dubs he sends screens of the thread.

She'll think you mean responsible for running it over.

Should have said "and I think it was mine"

Can I cum on your forehead?

Send a pic of your dog

reroll

you are the fucking worst at this

she will be mad about the forehead reference

I feel so sad. This must be what Jews felt before they were marched to the oven.

Gonna miss that canine cock.

Kek
>555 would have been epic there. Roll for this.
Wow, is it summer already because this faggot is fucking gay

you fucking suck OP

Can I cum on forehead

Wow, he does sound like a huge faggot

op u are a fuk

I'm still trying to get one of its paws out the wheel. On the bright side I don't need to order food this evening

/Thread, Those summer faggots are terrible

aaaand shes gone what a trooper

i am the cum collector and it's time to collect

I wanna cum on your face and forehead

serious?

Oh wow. That samefagging is more summer than anything I have seen before,

You must really want my fat little cock if you messaged me firtst :) let me know if I am correct.

Right as I buried my dog, I knew I would never get to play with my chubby ever again... RIP: chubby 2017 -2017

Hi

Collect me father