What should I say back to her?
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What should I say back to her?
hey there downie
Nudes?
Fucking terrible. My dog just got ran over.
jesus fucking christ. dont reply.
>biological science
>what sbould my major be?
>idk i guess i like aminals xxxxxxD
I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK
mind if i eat ass?
It's neat that you have a picture of beached whale there... considering what you are studying.
nice
Are you a hampig?!
who's call is less important than the least attractive girl on tinder?
Check 'em
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your dome is a bit red from the sun. you might want to put an awning on it or something.
His body is mangled but his dick still works. If you come now he can fuck you doggystyle while I fap
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Will you cheer me up?
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Given your studies, is it ok to masturbate to get over my dog's death? I just want to feel better
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"It's okay, maybe you could keep me company at the hospital with him. I don't think he'll be here long. The vet said it's not bad. He's not limping so that's good. It would mean a lot to me if you could come keep me company most of my family are out of town.
Oh shit
Just think, that's the best pic she could find of herself
Have you ever gotten a rim job from a grieving man?
LMAO 420 blaze it
why her forehead is the main cause for world hunger
Gtfo queer. What you trying to do? Get him laid? Gay.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST REROLL
why do you wear your hats lopsided
which one?
I'm just looking to replace my old dog with a new one. You'll do nicely.
Both you fucking retard its dubs
Why not both?
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This one
i killed him and i need to see your tits
LOL
Better say this too now
He was a good boy marinel. You would have liked him. He only had one eye, and liked to chew on the sofa but he was a good boy
it was my loss but a Korean families gain.
i killed him and i need to see your tits or I may kill again*
rules are rules
It makes you really think when it comes to the term "doggystyle"... if I did it "doggystyle", I guess I'd choke on a penny and die. RIP: Mr. Peaches
Nice fivehead.
Jk! lmfao you got pranked!
Easy peasy japanesey
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Make sure you mention that the dogs name was brent.
Next you do
555 would have been epic there. Roll for this.
I will miss my dog's little red rocket... he'd get so excited to see me!
Your forehead reminds me of a wonky, slightly overcooked, boiled egg. Someone pass the salt.
it was my fault i ran him over lol
I like to wear womens undergarments
you should install solar panels on your dome.
Rolling
The weird thing is my dog was pregnant... and I think I'm responsible!
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You study biological science? Me too, I know cock meet pussy child come out
Old Joe lost an eye last summer in a volleyball accident. He didn't see that car coming until it was too late.
rollin
Get
This
Better put some sunscreen on that dome
which parent did you inherit your hairline from?
Rawl
LUCKY
Thread killer
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I'd like to blast my load on your aviator glasses.
Send her a pick of ur dick?
Ask for tits
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If dubs he sends screens of the thread.
She'll think you mean responsible for running it over.
Should have said "and I think it was mine"
Can I cum on your forehead?
Send a pic of your dog
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you are the fucking worst at this
she will be mad about the forehead reference
I feel so sad. This must be what Jews felt before they were marched to the oven.
Gonna miss that canine cock.
Kek
>555 would have been epic there. Roll for this.
Wow, is it summer already because this faggot is fucking gay
you fucking suck OP
Can I cum on forehead
Wow, he does sound like a huge faggot
op u are a fuk
I'm still trying to get one of its paws out the wheel. On the bright side I don't need to order food this evening
/Thread, Those summer faggots are terrible
aaaand shes gone what a trooper
i am the cum collector and it's time to collect
I wanna cum on your face and forehead
serious?
Oh wow. That samefagging is more summer than anything I have seen before,
You must really want my fat little cock if you messaged me firtst :) let me know if I am correct.
Right as I buried my dog, I knew I would never get to play with my chubby ever again... RIP: chubby 2017 -2017
Hi
Collect me father