/nfl/ general - ALL ABOARD THE BANDWAGON

DET: Zenner totals 92 yards, 2 TDs in MNF defeat
DAL: Dez Bryant snags 2 TDs, throws one to Witten
DAL: Zeke and Dez combine for 5 TDs against Lions
DET: Theo Riddick, Darius Slay inactive for MNF
JAX: Jaguars send RB T.J. Yeldon (ankle) to IR
HOU: Texans noncommittal on Lamar Miller's status
NYJ: Jets put Petty (shoulder) on injured reserve
IND: Donte Moncrief undergoing MRI on shoulder
SD: Chargers say Melvin Gordon still day to day
SD: Chargers place RB Farrow on injured reserve
DEN: Broncos likely to start Paxton Lynch Week 17
PIT: Big Ben, Le'Veon likely to rest versus Browns
CLE: Still shit

rstars

I cried tonight, not because my Lions lost but because I exhibited racism in front of my wifes son(its not even a meme, its her child from a previous marriage so NO Im not a cuck) and when Stafford fumbled it I said "you fucking nigger"

Hes the fucking worst """star""" QB in the league and the fucker was retweeting tweets praising him all week long like he was ready for a huge game


BOTH fumbles were on YOU, YOU THREW AN INT and you missed the last pass, dear God I just dropped the n bomb in my head again, Lord forgive me

QUIT SLEEPIN ON DA FINZ

>tfw Mark Sanchez is finally getting his long deserved ring this year

I am from the future, here is the playoffs.

1. Patriots
2. Raiders
3. Steelers
4. Texans
5. Chiefs
6. Dolphins

1. Cowboys
2. Falcons
3. Seahawks
4. Packers
5. Giants
6. Lions

KC > HOU
MIA < PIT
NYG > GB
DET < SEA

KC < NE
PIT > OAK
NYG > DAL
SEA < ATL

PIT > NE
NYG > ATL

PIT < NYG

will there ever be a player as real and hood as marshawn ever again?

I like pawgs

Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings Sponsored by Gatorade - Week 16

1. Patriots
2. Cowboys
3. Chiefs (+1)
4. Raiders (-1)
5. Steelers (+1)
6. Falcons (+1)
7. Packers (+4)
8. Giants (-3)
9. Seahawks (-1)
10. Dolphins (+2)
11. Lions (-2)
12. Redskins (+2)
13. Ravens (-3)
14. Texans (+1)
15. Saints (+7)
16. Bucs (-3)
17. Titans (-1)
18. Broncos (-1)
19. Cardinals (+5)
20. Colts (-2)
21. Bills (-2)
22. Panthers (-2)
23. Eagles (+2)
24. Vikings (-3)
25. Bengals (-2)
26. Jets (+1)
27. Chargers (-1)
28. Jaguars (+2)
29. Bears (-1)
30. 49ers (+1)
31. Browns (+1)
32. Rams (-3)

are you black?

They're on the come up for sure now

They got to step up now though so well see in the playoffs

Dated a fat girl once. Currently dating her actually, we've been together for about five years.

Creativity is essential to maintaining a well groomed obese girlfriend. Every day I have to think of exciting and interesting ways to interest her in showering. At least four or five days a week I have to shower with her, and the only reason she even gets in the shower is because she can lean against me while I finger her. After she gets off, she lets me shampoo her hair, and soap her up.

The worst part though, the part that I cannot even remotely enjoy, is the wiping. She has trouble really reaching back there after a particularly wet bowel movement, so I have to help her wipe. It's not TERRIBLE, but it is unpleasant.

I don't really enjoy it, but it's better than the alternative of having this smelly fat chick masturbating on your sofa and then touching your controllers with those hands. Before I knew to bathe with her and wipe her, I actually found FECES in the cracks of my PS3 controller. Between the buttons and under the analog stick.

>Seattle winning a game in the playoffs
Why do people think this? They're losing in the first round. The offense is shit and half the team is dead.

loins fan here and all the anger from fans is gr8.

fucking hilarious how mad people are. we knew this would happen, why kid yourself?

the thing that blows my mind is how people still pack that stadium out and give the ford family money to watch constant disappointment.

rip in pieces gronk. we'll be playing for you

>Steelers winning
I doubt it

daily reminder that gronk isn't white because of his jew genes

>DET: Zenner totals 92 yards, 2 TDs in MNF defeat

Don't give up though. Before this season just about every season ended in heartbreak for the cowboys including a loss to the lions in the playoffs a while back

it happened year after year. things change if the team is trying and the lions seem to me like they are trying or at least stafford is trying

>Dez finally stops being a bum
>wins me 300 bucks

>SD: Chargers place RB Farrow on injured reserve

who the fuck is Farrow? cool thread, except literally nobody cares

Kek same here. Was down 23 points going into this game.

here's how it really goes down

1. Patriots
2. Raiders
3. Steelers
4. Texans
5. Chiefs
6. Dolphins

1. Cowboys
2. Falcons
3. Seahawks
4. Packers
5. Giants
6. Lions

>WC
Dolphins < Steelers
Chiefs > Texans
Lions > Seahawks
Giants > Packers

>Division
Chiefs < Patriots
Steelers > Raiders
Lions > Cowboys
Giants > Falcons

>Conference Championships
Steelers < Patriots
Lions > Giants

>Super Bowl
Lions > Patriots

...

AHAHAHAHAHA great joke amirite

>Super Bowl
Patriots > Lions

Could Tom Coughlin save this headache of a franchise?

he already had one decent go-around with them, what's the logic behind a second try?

>Pats Loins

Worst fucking owl ever

>who the fuck is Farrow
>who the fuck is RB Farrow
He's a Running Back, dafuq. You new?

>Toxins/Stylers in R1 when the Oilers used to be in the same division

I'm okay with this, now we only have to win.

HOW ABOUT THEM COWBOYS???

Feels good

How good was the Rams' o-line in Dickerson's first few seasons?

Your mother's O was good when I dick 'er, son

Unironically saved to my American banter folder

all i see there is a great play

>Dez Bryant has thrown more TD passes than Tony Romo has this season

Reminder Texans will win the owl
His will be done.

Dez Bryant is a better QB than Brady

Ye olde mum was good when I brexited on her lower back tattoo of the queen

Unless JJ Watt sacks every QB so hard that they shatter, i'm thinking we'll be done pretty quick.

What the fuck the Cowpogs are something else I tell ya. Looks like an owl winning team to me tbqh senpais.

How do you guys shitpost when your significant other is around? I usually just wait until she goes to the bathroom to get a post or two in.

>Zenner totals 92 yards, 2 TD's

Are whites, dare I say it, back?

POST YFW YOU REALIZED BLACK QBS ARE THE FUTURE OF FOOTBALL

>Cowboys who have nothing to gain absolutely destroy the Lions, badly hurting their playoff hopes in the process

Are there a bigger group of bullies in the NFL currently?

>Implying it means anything when he plays on the most jew team in the league

HIS. WILL. BE. DONE.

Then they stopped using him for some reason. The lions seem like a decent team, but wtf is up with that coaching. WE DEM BOIZ

Mexicans will come out of nowhere and take their jobs.

mulatto* the best of both worlds

>most jew team
What's the most Christian team in the league? Cuz I can see that's very important to you.

Just watched the highlights from tonight's game. Prescott looked pretty god damn on point... I think the rest of the NFC might be fucked if he continues to improve...

Name a team currently more cucked than the Lions.

The Chargers

Any Packers fans here?

I-I'm warning you

Take 1 more step closer and your ass is mine.

If gb Detroit tie they both make playoffs

Gotta make this happen.

Cause >we have shit fucking coaches who don't make adjustments

The Browns. They've been cuckolded for fifty something years.

Cry more. Were you expecting a handout? A good team would have won.

Why are >we starting Lynch? Siemian has had one (1) bad game, Lynch has had 0 (zero) good games

Siemian's (low) ceiling is apparent to everyone. It's time to see what Lynch can do.

Siemian ripped apart the Bengals in like his fourth start ever. His cieling isn't low at all.

The ceiling will be low regardless as long as cuckolds run denver's O-line.

>he beat a shit team

Wow impressive

Pacman Jones got exposed for being the washed up bum he was that game.
I dont know how that faggot calls Pryor garbage after that.

Siemian is essentially a rookie. Dak is protected by a GOAT o-line and really good RB. stop being dense


Siemian has been imporessive in his rookie campaign

I'm scared of the Cowboys guys

Jordy and Thielen combined for 356 yards and 4 TDs on sunday

the white man needs to be feared

Don't stop believing.

Because he completely shit down Pryor after Pryor was shit talking before the game

2016 MVP coming through

*shut down

Did anyone else get that Emmitt vs Barry feel tonight from Zeke and Zenner?

You should be
Kill yourself loser

Never.

Anybody else hyped for this year's NFC Championship game?

Lets be honest It's gonna be Giants-Falcons

>falcons
>10-5
>beating anyone outside their division

Is Jim Caldwell racist?

>Strong white RB does very well in the 1st half
>Only gets 2 touches the rest of the game

>Make Dallas Great Again
>not Make America's Team Great Again
Missed opportunity 2bh.

Stop sucking this dudes dick already, leaf. The slav from the Falcons is better.

>Dak's 3 TDs marked his 4th game of the season with 3+ passing scores to tie the most games by a rookie quarterback in NFL history

Do Lions fans seriously think they have a chance?

When I watch him run it's like I'm looking at the love child of Barry Sanders and Ladanian Tomlinson.. I can't help it. I've been watching football for about 30 years now, but this guy is special.

So we all want a Cowboy/Patriots owl right?

I didn't watch the game. Why does Zeke only have 80 yds? Why does Run DMc have 49? Was Zeke yanked in the second half or something?

Would he even get a ring? Does everyone on the team get a ring even if a player never/hardly played that season?

Everyone down to the shoeshine boy.

Wouldn't be surprised if they won.

>Was Zeke yanked in the second half or something?

Yes, McFadden cut into his yards and got reps in the first half too.

Cowboys OC definitely doesn't care about the rookie rushing record enough to leave Zeke in for a full game like usual. Want to limit his touches and get other RBs the ball.

Okay fucking why is /nfl/ overrated the giants so fucking much?

They have a good defense, which will go a long way in the playoffs. They're also cowboy slayers and will very likely run into them if they make it to the divisional round.

Because they beat the Cowboys

muh autism cycle

What's funny is that this year the Giants defense really will have to carry Eli to the Owl, assuming they make it at all. Eli has been AWFUL this year. It's not just his usual autism, he has been complete dogshit and has been personally responsible for at least two of their losses. They're going to have to win the Owl without relying on his old magic. I'm not sure the defense is good enough for that, though it has been very good.

...

>he doesnt know about the dragon

A bunch of Giants retards spam the same shit and some people believed it, then parrot it like the sheep they are because /nfl/ hates the Cowboys.

>tfw to intelligent two play well in the regular season

Damn...

kek