Dubs decide, I've gotten us far but i need you to bring it home

Dubs decide, I've gotten us far but i need you to bring it home

i want you to fist me wearing full body spandex while i wear my foxkin fur suit

Let's put it this way, I've got some Spanish fly, and two gallons of rum.

I'm an ABDL

The kind of fun that ends with me in a shitty diaper and your heels digging into my balls to punish me for making a mess.

Piss on me

She finally responded lmao

High five bro

Kill me

Reroll

OP gets doubles XD

tbh i think ur a fat piece of shit and ive only been speaking to you to see how easy it would be to get you to whore out, turns out not long

I mean sex you fucking moron.

I was thinking we could do some pegging roleplay? you could be shadow the hedgehog and I'll be tails.

i want you to blow a turd while i fap with piss-lube and then send the vid to my mum.

Fml

I will get any 1 month old baby we then shove the baby in your ass and i then fuck the baby

After I got dubs and trips a winrar

This guy got dubs like dafuq OP

ive been posting our entire conversation on Sup Forums, this isnt even the real me in reality im a beta faggot

i want my little lazer to go pew pew on your battlestation

those are wasted trips. What the fuck is wrong with you? Your best line was "kill me" in response to what kind of fun? Kill yourself you faggot.

(Insert her name) I want to strip for you, I want to strut over to you rubbing my big cock and watch you undress. Lemme suck those nipples of yours. Then you're going to have the best night of your life. Bent over a desk I'll be eating you out before you get a nice proper fucking that you've been longing for. I hope you like it rough. I'm into choking ;)

rip quads

i just hope you own an electric toothbrush for my science experiments

Quick update

order her that you want to see her tits and her pussy

life is mean you stupid cunt, not everythings gonna be handed to you fucking get over yourself

let me bend you over and let me scrape those kidneys

I want you to make me a human pincushion

I will love putting children into you

Let's do something like this.

i know, im sorry. its just.. you ever sit in your bed and beg god for answers? he never answers me.....

Have you ever heard of pegging?

How big is your vagina, like how many golf balls do you think you could fit inside of it?

yo you watch naruto? ive had so many sex dreams about hinata

Sorry, Just being a little playful. I want you to come over and sit on my face. (suggestive emoji)

You know, i might actually feel inclined to combine genetic material with you if you weren't such a fat cunt

Winrar

winrar

Actually no, I have a better idea. We should go through a nice relationship, you know? Take things slow, get to know each other and our personalities while growing to love each other over time. Then we should get married have 5 wonderful children and eventually die with our children at our beside.

i want to get married and adopt african children

...

Do you think im stupid?

Lets cut to the chase...let me stick a 44. magnum in your cunt and pull that trigger ass nigga

Alright, so lets get straight ro the fisting.

>the opposite of what a man would say
"Everything will be handed to you, i'm implying that just being around me will make life easier and better."
She can fuck whoever she wants, dipshit, try to give her a reason to pick you.

Fucking boring

WINRAR

You gonna be my BITCH for a night

Check em

...

cant wait to see how this shit plays out

After you sit on my face i will male you cum with my big willy

found the retarded virgins

Op here i'm going to wait for a response now to that last dubs

So as i stick my fist in your pussy, have your mother suck my balls

i have a whole years worth of cum in a jar thats been waiting for this moment

Then after the fisting maybe you will be ready for my big willy

*gently kisses your nose*

OP is done for omg

Lol

I think you smell like shit. Which is why I'm attracted to you.

rolling for this

Check it

I had to send it

also checked

DOUBLE DOUBLES!

xD jk lolz you see the new episode of rick and morty? that show makes me so hard

I actually don't want to have sex... I was wondering if you would clean my bathroom. I've got a HUGE shit stain that could use some scrubbing.

What app is that?

What size diaper do you wear?

Let's call you're sister too so she can lick my Ass

Dead niggers

dis bitch is takin forever

It's kik, it's one of my college friends that im trying to fuck

Now are you okay with taking a hot steamy log out of my asshole?

So, I'm extremely horny, sorry >.

In a nutshell, I want to suck your dad's semen from your snatch.

Sorry about that man

Im gonna take a lob of dog shit and use it for anal lube

And then I want you to wear my strap-on and rail me from behind. No mercy. The safe word is "harder". (wink)

We're losing her

This was all actually a test, I'm actually looking for a monogamous relationship.

If he fucking sends this shit i will rape my cousin

*too

Reply with "*too"

Okay, okay thank god.
Some girls are into weird stuff, I was just testing the waters.

Just checking your limits, babe. Don't you like dirty talk?

that

Im just kidding lets fuck

this please op save us

roll

roll

this

It's sad that this is starting to be too much for her

If dubs, OP gets three free messages to salvage this shit.

yesssss

roll

confirmed *too

Hey, look, I'm sorry. Maybe you could come over and make me a sandwich instead, that would be nice.