It finally happened, after a several month dry spell finally got laid. And by a qt redpill none the less...

It finally happened, after a several month dry spell finally got laid. And by a qt redpill none the less. It's been a good night. AMA Sup Forums

how much did the lot lizard cost?

jacking off into condom doesnt count.

so dad never really raped me after all... THANK YOU Sup Forums

Fuck off faggot.

Show your cock, else lies

my dad fucks me while i sleep

Is that the condom she wore on her glorious feminine penis!!!!

You lucky dog user

Not a dime!
Ohoho you tricky bitch
I just did!
No feminine benises here captain

Enjoy this autistic pic I took lonely fags

Virginity confirmed

How was the boipussy?

Sure why not
Very ladylike m8

congrats bro! Can we get a pic at all? Even a normal one? Make is jelly!

is she autistic?

Well I'll be damned. Post more?

congrats bro. its been years for me.. feelsbadman

No I'm the autist here tbh, she just seems to accept it for some reason. I've been blessed.
No nudes but here's kinda a lewd kek
Ignore my gross hand but it's how I'm feeling.
Get back out there. Depression got the best of me, still a manic piece of shit but sometimes life is good.

>everything is sideways
Just fuck my shit up

if you tried to kiss her now, would she let you?

are you going to make her your gf?

Looks totally cute from what I can see, glad you are having a good night !

thats nice user, now that you know what it feels like, your life is gonna start spinning arround the need to get more of that sweet pussy.

protip: cut your nails so you can finguer her.

congrats on cucking yourself and using a condom. don't you know using contraceptives are just part of the bluepill agenda?

cut your nails you subhuman

I read her the first part of your question and she wasn't against it so yea m8, seems like I have kiss access.
And as long as I don't shit this up I wouldn't be opposed to it. She's p damn fun to be around and I'm pretty lonely. Double prizes!

Nice try... totally your sister

Yeah I have gross artist(autist) hands and my nails are generally unclean. Being around a laydee will hopefully change this.
Hey Sup Forumsro we haven't known each other that long, aren't dating(yet?) and I ain't having no mongoloid child. The fact she wanted to use a condom also made me feel safe that she isn't a whore/std riddled. I'll take what I can get.

Oh yeah. You called it. Met her on Farmersonly.com, a great place for us inbred hicks to find love AND reconnect with family!!

Thanx mang. Yeah after exclusively whacking off for months it's a nice change of pace.

Can you show us her feet?

"The only person I would send a foot picture to is Quentin Tarantino"
Sorry dawg.

you're a mess.

you should be worried about how low her standars are.

Throw away your fucking condom u nasty fuck

Cream pie the anus. They love it

Congrats user, pussy is good. Femanon is hot.

Was she also a virgin? Did you guys lost your virginity togheter?

Your uncle Butch don´t count, well, as least he use condoms.

We know you jerked off in a condom goodnight user

Back page whores
How much she charge an hour ?

I'm def not ugly, and I'd say I've got a quick wit/humor that potentially makes up for it. Not gonna lie she could be doing way better than me tho.
It's been disposed of don't worry. I'm keeping the wrapper as a potential momento if she realizes "why am I fucking this guy."
I already let her in on some of my degenerate fetish shit already, gonna ease up a bit on that one. Not opposed to it myself.
Thanks my dude.
Nope and nope, she'd only been with one guy prior(who allegedly had a pencildick cause she's p tight), and I was a-ok at sucking and fucking all through highschool but that went to hell after my last long term relationship.
Like I said, farmersonly.com you fuck.
Is there any other way to whack off?

$Free.99
Although I did take her out for coffee and the price of gas..so maybe I've been deceived.

sex is sex user, you roll the dice and play the hand you're dealt. If you get a child/STD so be it.

I would be a horrible father at this stage in my life. I'd rather have an std than shit up some kids life.
But I do have a dyson vacuum cleaner so that wouldn't be an issue.

post more of her op! can we get a finger suck?

Looks hot, how about one without your hand in the way?

fair enough, congrats on the fuck bud

Yeah my hands are some shit sorry dude.
Thanx Holmes.
Yea gonna try for round three, my endurance game has taken a slight hit over the last few months.

I'm still not seeing any proof of actual sex. A condom yes, but the look of semen is easy enough to replicate.

>the look of semen is easy enough to replicate
bro are you acual real life autism?
how the fuck do you know this? experience?

You're right, I just threw some baking soda and jello in there man.

What if I told you I am Quentin Tarantino?

nice.

Sup Sup Forums

Whip them out for us, it's the logical next choice.

uh, what's your stripper name?

tfw it's been over 2 1/2 years since last making fucc

Now prove its not just a escort giving the "girlfriend experience"

Pro Tip
You can't

Post forehead and hairline or gtfo
Doing gr8 how are you?
Not enough of a cuck for this.
Well mine was Romeo Horsecock, hers I'm not sure of.
Believe in yourself, get back out there.
We're gonna go pass out soon. Or hopefully have another go around, will take any final remarks/questions.

I only make a bit over $12 an hour and already spend too much on booze, cigarettes and other dumb shit. Other than these words I am unsure of how to prove this.

thanks for the encouragement nibba.

cum in her ass

I can't get laid in my dreams

I'll try my hardest. Laying in bed together now, ngl m8 it's cozy as fuck. I forgot how enjoyable just laying around is.
With that attitude yea, maybe clean up a bit. Or just be funny and charming. It'll get you somewhere.

Why do my balls sometimes hurt when needing a poo real bad?

Show us her sleepy tits user!

OP has longer fingernails than the bitch.

Clean your fucking fingernails.

Show tits or pussy.

Yeah I really should
Nah, we're gonna pass out instead. Thanks for the kind words proud anons, keep on fighting the good fight.
And check out my manly forearm, that's how you get the ladies ok. Thicc forearms, which all of you should have.