Try to convince me in under 5 words that Newman isn't the greatest sitcom character ever

protip: you cant

Seinfield sucks, faggot.

Go to reddit.

Nice game pretty boy

I don't think so.

He's a big guy

George>Newman

>that scene when he almost burned to death cause of the paint thinner Kramer left on the road
never laughed so hard in my life

I just did.

>protip: you cant
then why bother asking?

It's the singing then straight into screaming

> Newman and Kramer making sausages in Jerry's kitchen and listening to what I'd describe as "sausage music"

WHEN YOU CONTROL THE MAIL...
YOU CONTROL...

INFORMATION!

I'll do it in two words:

>>Archie Bunker

Kenny Bania and Elaine are the best Seinfeld characters, though

>muy racism,homophobia,sexism and cigars
more like one of the worst thing to ever happen to sitcoms

kill yourself

J. Peterman is better.

He's literally a meme character.

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That's not London Tipton.

that's not Edmund Blackadder

I'll convince you in two: Hey Now!

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he's not dennis reynolds

Postmaster General Henry Atkins

I only need one word:

>BAZINGA

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