/hoc/

WAS:Braden Holtby in Vezina form lately
FLA:Jaromir Jagr selected as 1st star of the week
PIT:Mike Sullivan earns 3-year extension from PIT
TB:Steven Stamkos 'doing fine' in his recovery
PIT:Evgeni Malkin's next point with be No. 800
MIN:Wild are the best team in hockey and there isn't anything any one of you faggots can do about it
NYR:Mika Zibanejad looks for mid-late Jan. return
MON:Desharnais lands on LTIR with knee injury
TB:Mathieu Joseph signs 3-year ELC with Tampa

>mfw a Canadian called a jersey a sweater near me

Finlan

96% of Armenians are genetically turkish

Redpill me on golden generation

fuck you

It's fine, who wants to live forever anyway.

It's true though. Jerseys are literally New Jersey.

Just to add, I'll personally make sure to take you out before they get to me. Just for your snarky comment.

>mfw a Canadian called a hat a "tuch" near me
So fucking retarded. I don't even know how that one came about

That goes for all of you actually. I'll take every last one of you out then an hero. I personally guarantee it.

100% of Canadians are brown or yellow and haven't seen their team win a cup in more than 23 years

Dubs of truth.

nice try, retard

Nice try serj

I'm so GOAT I cucked the GOAT black man's number, enjoy being Nik Ehlers.

>going to /hoc/ when you can be in /wjc/
shamfur dispray

Some of us also call couches Chesterfields

Honestly, I kind of feel like jerking off and eating more turkey.

Once our president starts tweeting 2 at a time, one in English another in a second language, we will be on fair grounds.

But for the moment only Canada seems to be doing that

>2006
It's almost 2017, friendo. I was in Vancouver in 2010 and 2014 and all I saw was Asians. I can only imagine how many more have immigrated since Justin Cuckdeau has been PM

One leader is undercover so he is worse than the one who is not. Do you listen to yourself when you speak?

>got the flu so we cancelled family Christmas, wasn't able to give my brothers the fleshlights
>going to try and get together this weekend
>get to have a few more days pumping away at one of them

I'm glad you enjoy them.

If I need to break a rule for the greater good I fucking will. Period.

The greater good being because I fucking feel like it.

>Muslim president born in Kenya

The saddest statement is that we allow third world brown subhumans to visit

And by rules I mean I might cheat at Risk next time so my sister doesn't win again.

I was the whitest person walking around at the Olympics. No joke.

the country with the 387th post in this thread will win the wjc

>an event meant to draw an international audience has people of different cultures

You don't say?

/spengler/
desu lads

Anyway, I feel no remorse when I break a rule. You guys are pulling my strings anyway so it's really all on you.

I wish but I don't trust you.

You would be too puss to kill yourself.

That's a fact.

>a fucking KNIGHT

Hey when the Stan Lee cup goes to Vegas, do you think it'll lose two rings at the slots then pick up syphilis?

>tfw goat

>give 4 easy goals
>goat

>7-2
>we'll get revenge next game!
>7-4
wew

You're right, I will restart the entire process over again so I can enjoy massacring you all over and over again for all eternity.

SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

SAVE PERCENTAGE: #1
GAA: #1
WINS: #3
SHUTOUTS: #1

the real question is how long can he keep it up

ELIMINATED IN ROUND: #2

BLUEJACKETS tbf

3rd in wins
4 BACK of the leader who has 21

it's almost like goalies can't score goals
weird right?

>canada
>89 percent white

nobody actually believes this

Maybe if he didn't give up so many goals
:^)

>wins

>1.5 bongs til mt jews make the cheese republic swiss

>wins don't mean a thing
You must be a vanpooper fan

>le one trick pony man

Very unintelligent post

oh boy early morning hokkei time

there's still delusional posters here who think le shot laine is even close to pulju and matthews 3 years from now. Mainly retarded tampere hillbillies.

>raanta starting again
lundqvist traded when?

>.75 sv
WEW

>.75
apply yourself

oh whoops lmao. even worse.

Do the Mild understand that being great means jack shit when you can't win the Cup

>Minnesota
>State of Hockey
>ZERO CUPS

And it shall be that way forever and ever you cunts

>Artturi will never lead Finland to world junior gold ever again

he never did.

teräväinen did, lehkonen was a useless in wjc14

>Connor Ingram starting tonight

hopefully he gets a shutout so we don't have to see anymore of that floyers sieve

Teravainen is the classic flashy Finn who will burn out fast and never reach his ceiling. Artturi's steady, responsible play is what keeps teams in games and what will keep him in the NHL long after Teuvo has gone back to Liiga.

>teräväinen
kek it was Saros and after a long pause Ristolainen.

Never. He's the Jimmy Howard of New York Rangers, and his salary cap is gonna bring Rangers down for the years to come.

you know you have shit tier prospects when arturi fucking lehkonen is the one you sperg about 24/7

>his salary cap

You mean hit, you fucking moronic Mongol.

this desu senpai

Sergachev is the Habs' only blue-chip prospect at this point. Artturi has now played his 25 games, and we always knew he would be great.

turds.

teräväinen dominated that wjc

he made mäenalanen win the scoring award. That should tell you something

sure saros and ristolainen are elite but without teräväinen finland would have not had any offense

yeah it's a pretty bad sign when the goaltender is less of a factor than the goalie.... but still it makes sense to play hart against a weak team like slovakia and rest up someone better

>Finland lost to Czech Republic
>golden generation

wjc game threads
wjc game threads
wjc game threads

TONIGHT:

pengs>debbies
craps>islels
snus>rags
ruinswongs
mild>predditors
jest>bcocks
flims>crapalanche
steerscucks

>rags

>tfw I can beat every here in a faceoff

I'm done fishing 2bh.

My teams:
New York Yankees
Minnesota Vikings
Chicago Blackhawks
>NBA
That's my ultimate response.

but why

In the end the only thing I'm even kind of loyal to is Taytay, though.

NYY: kys
MNV: you poor bastard
CHI: did you join the bandwagon or are you a real fan?

I'm from Winnipeg so I started liking them because of all the Manitobans on the team, so kind of bandwagon, yeah, but I'm sticking with them.

>From Winnipeg
>not supporting the jest
Yep you're a filthy bandwagoner

>Yankers
>Kikings
>Blackcocks

You like being a cuck?

I have a soft spot for the Jets but I liked the Hawks before the Jets came back and didn't want to switch.

Those Jackets tho

You liked them because they qon and you didnt want to switch to your hometown team because they suck right now. You suck

I also like pic related.

I'm actually a prof there.

count on him switching to the jests in like 2 years when they become the next mild and shitcago's the new laffs

Wew after that long break it's finally game day again
>tfw anisimov is back but hossa isnt

Whos your team, other leaf bro?

If I'm being honest I like them more than the rest of the teams combined but keep it on the dl. Thanks.

Scared for tonight brother

tell me yours first

I'm not
Tukka is going to get butt raped

The Jets.