I'm a 26 year old hugless kissless virgin and i'm balding now

i'm a 26 year old hugless kissless virgin and i'm balding now.

game is over before it even started. see you in hell bros, killing myself now

tits for your time

So you are balding... So what?

Weak willed, and someone whining on here of all places. It's all your fault.

That doesn't make it worth ranting on the internet, let alone taking extreme steps.

it's my fault i have a tiny penis and a badly receding hairline?

that's objectively wrong
that'd be okay if i could pull off the experience look. but nobody ever looked experienced if they never hugged a girl.

I got a mate, 25, baldin, introvert, anxiety, all that shit.
He is a fuckig nmad cunt, I love him to bits.
Girls fuckign flock to him becouse he is kind and caring. he teaches them how to meditate, talks there problems, like propper friend zone shit.
but.... he also has a bunch of girls that just absolutely fall for him...
He is the one holding himself back, nothing else.

Stop talking nonsense.
Listen up.
Start working out. Regularly.
Start eating healthy. Regularly.
Get a hobby, get a job (if you haven't), find social groups around your place and join them. This keeps you socially active.
Don't try to impress others, just be yourself.

Before you know it, you will have chicks riding your dick.

Don't believe this? Try it.

I'm 21 and balding still get a tonne of pussy for now, aint over till its over faggot

I'm 21 and 100% bald head to toe I can second this that no one gives a fuck

I didn't get shit till i started to just do my own thing then somehow i got a flurry of fucking hot as shit girls.
My hairline is way back, got dreads to my ass now.
went through school without a fucking thing, got out, still nothing, then I decided to own my shit and fuck what others thought...
once i started being me, people noticed.

I dont give a fuck if people like me or hate me, but i sure as shit arnt gonna fucking cry coz someone doesnt.

SHAVE YOUR HEAD AND GO TO THE HOOTIE CHAN THREAD

good for him. he must have some redeemable quality that i don't have.
>work out
check
>eat healthy
check
>get a hobby
check
>get a job
check

ha fun, even more evidence of my worthlessness
yeah good for you.

Bro, I am bald and have a deformed ear and women flirt with me all the time. I workout, sure. But confidence is king. Get some.

post a pic of yourself so we can see wtf your on about here.
i was

>work out
check
>eat healthy
check

uh huh

you must have other redeemable features
i admire your courage
hootie chan?
well obviously you're significantly more attractive than i am
aha
yeah why is that not believable

Bye! and thanks for those tits. Wanna empty you folders before doing the deed?

So you already do all of that?
That means you are already prepped up.
But thisis also true that is not going to change things overnight.
Where is the bring socially active part?
Read what concludes with.
Stop giving a damn about others.
It takes a man to be a man. And that has nothing to do with one's looks.
Shove some confidence in yourself. Confidence about yourself. Don't be cocky though.
Being virgin and not having the looks does not give you any reason to not live your life the way you should.
Get over the dumb crap you have in your head and turn your life around.

A workout isn't doing 5 pushups a day. Shave your head and become a man like Bruce Willis or die hard you fucking whiny beta.

fuck it, in out, was gonna try help ya but your just a sorry little chud.
your gonna be fucked for good if you keep your shitty attitude.
have fun with that.

You see this OP?
This This is known as not giving a crap.
People don't give a crap. Not about your feelings, not about your sorry self and certainly not about your bald head.
Nobody gives a damn about who and how you are. If you are confident and have some personality, you will have had time giving time to everyone who wants to be with you.
Get. Over. Your. Crap.

Are you the disgusting virgin that plays guitar and keeps spamming how pathetic he is

what if i got like a fucked shaped head

Why would you kill yourself with those beautiful tits and that cute face? 'Bout balding just by yourself a hat

I guess this thread is the best place to ask; too old virgin here as well. I am planning to get an escort, to solve the issue, but I want one who could teach me some useful things, not just take away my v card. What age range should I go for?

stream it OP

suicide doesn't end the pain. it just transfers it to someone else.

get some confidence and go chase down some babes. stop being a whiny bitch

young and beautiful or old and experience

you decide

all i've got of her
protip: reverse image search yields tons of results for this pic
easier said than done
yeah i know. why bruce willis though? he's a manlet
yup
i'm aware
yup

26 is not that old. Guys get more attractive as they age, at least until around 30-35. Going bald does not make that much of a difference - just work out, get good at your job, and eventually you'll get laid.

If not then buy yourself a whore or something, no shame about it. For centuries this is what people did, it's only recently that it has become so "shameful".

>Calls Bruce Willis manlet
>Beta faggot whining in b about being a useless piece of trash

die hard you fuck. this is now a Bruce Willis thread.

Just wait user. Balding isnt that bad. Youll still get pussy

Post pics of yourself or your baiting/trolling time stamp fgt

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Post pics of yourself or your baiting/trolling time stamp fgt

Just go buy a whore. Jesus christ.

If you;re gonna kill yourself I could use a slave so come be owned and I'll give you a whore to fuck from time to time

Don't kill yourself mate/

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Post pics of yourself or your baiting/trolling time stamp fgtpotato

Start working out and tell everyone you're balding because of high testosterone. I know girls that actually like bald guys

i'm not her obviously
i genuinely do not believe the pain would go to anyone else, nobody cares
i just keep getting uglier

Godspeed. Why won't you take someone with you though? I strongly do not recommend to do it, but just asking.