ITT: Nerf each other's superpowers

ITT: Nerf each other's superpowers

>genderbending

Only into made-up tumblrina genders.

Completely assexual

>one punch man's strength

you genderbend but you're always a tranny

check um

the transformation is painful


The ability to sale cars to dogs incredible well

My Sims can't drown anymore
Superman shows up and kills you

But no limbs

>can fire energy blasts

Only for masturbating

only on toes

target turns into Caitlyn Jenner

Kek superman couldn't hande saitama's fart

Can shapeshift 2 ways. Both able to completely alter my appearance to look like another being, and micro-shifting, like turning my finger into a key, or my arm into a blade

Pools are not in any future sims games

I can hover around places and no longer need to walk

They constantly bitch and nag

>manipulate metals

You can't turn back tho

I can bestow human-level intelligence and speaking capabilities to other animals.

Yes, he can ;)

depends on who's doing the writing

But when you have people on that power level, it's always retarded arguements

Only the shit ones like tin

>can fire energy blasts
At yourself

Ability to access any part of the entire imdb database in your mind at any time

They h8 humans by default

Last one of the night for me fuckos

>god of my own universe
>can create/destroy anything I want
>don't give a fuck about free will
>inb4 I don't exist

Your devil is a fag and constantly tries to rape you

you almost get quads, but not quiet

They don't gain any knowledge from what you do to them. They only gain the learning capabilities. As such they wouldn't know your language, but would need to learn like a child

You only have these powers in a video game.
It's literally just creative mode minecraft with no mulitplayer.

Only in amounts less than a gram.

>Can travel instantly between two points using two active computers connected to the internet.

good one to leave on

my superpower is I have no superpower, am of middle income, standard education, standard intelligence, and have an average daily life.

>you forget to update McAffee

You always get a random page, never the actor. move, or show you're thinking of.

The page will pop up in your head after you've looked it up with a computer just to mess with you.

Your wife cucks you with a nigger

Ability to break 9000 times folded Katana

You have crippling depression and run away from it using the internet and memes.

Fuck I was gonna say that. More like "Every woman you ever love will cuck you" but

I'm pretty sure that would still fall under average daily life with todays standards.

imdb changes it's information whenever you say something from it, so whenever someone checks the website to see if you're correct, they think you're wrong

Ability to advertise a product directly inside other people's minds

Only when no one is watching.

you cant seem to get dubs in Sup Forums threads

Sup Forums infinite loop detected. All people browsing Sup Forums cease to excist.

Its nerf or nothin

Another person develops the power to create mental adblockers and they become widespread, blocking your ads.

Ikr sucks to be male in 2017

Superpower to make everyone understand me completely without exception.

Ability to push an immovable object

No immovable objects exist in your universe.

Can only push it an almost immesurable amount

>The superpower to actually prove the earth is flat and all the governments in the world are part of the illuminate.

Your mom?

not really a nerf since you only need a to shapeshift into something a tiny bit different than before, but otherwise the same

But you OD on volume

People handwave away your proof because you sound and look like a nutcase.

>the power to make blizzard make good games.

All of your thoughts and intentions are open for the world to see and judge.

>i can bestow human-level intelligence
>no you can't
worst nerf ever

But you are in The Legend of Korra

When you roll a die, it always lands on the side you call

It's completely at random and you have 0 control over it.

bad nerf
you could say "but only in a videogame" for each and every superpower
low effort

only and DnD and you must play a bard.

Granted, but no one will ever believe you

i can nullify any nerf

Teleportation

That show doesn't exist and it isn't canon and I hate you

They get bought by EA in the middle of developing a fucking amazing masterpiece game that was completely earthshattering.

EA doesn't think it will sell and kills it in it's crib.

I actually thought it was a pretty good reply to someone trying to be all mighty.

But you have no powers

do you know what proof is?
>you can prove it, but you can't prove it
senpai come on

bad post
You could say "low effort" for each and every post.

You're heatproof

are you dumb?

I am a shape shifter

Ability to be considered normal by humans

but always cold, like a woman.

be lightsaber wielding cyborg

>Teleportation
you can't teleport clothes

You make other people uncomfortable because you're so normal. Most people think you're boring, really unique people find you intolerable.

you can only shift into the shape of a dragon dildo.

You only show up in one of the worst movies of your franchise.

you missed the point. it's really easy to come up with a nerf that nerfs everything but it's lazy and doesn't contribute to the thread

You are wrong, I found turning your ultimate power into a minecraft sandbox hilarious. I think you are just salty.

>you are so normal people find you abnormal/weird
Wut?

All of them?

I didn't miss the point, you didn't have one.
Guy I responded to laughed, another guy even said it sounded good. You're the only person who seems to have a problem with it.

You sound like one of those kids who screams "NUH-UH YOU'RE NOT PLAYIN RIGHT" on the playground, guy.

ability to suck miku's tits

i'm not saying it can't be amusing nor that it's wrong. i'm just saying it's low effort

which are placed on this man
pic related.

And I'm just saying you sound like a prick.

...

i think that user means that you have absolutely no interesting personality traits making you a very bland person which people may weird out?

Guy who laughed at the video game / minecraft thing here. You are obviously autistic for not understanding this is just a counter what someone else said lets have fun thread. stop being so salty.

but only in a minecraft sandbox

i won't stop since it's objectively low effort

The ability to cut out all the bullshit and understand the true intentions of women/what they say

"that user" here, this is pretty much what I meant.
Ever met someone who was really, really bland? It's really fucking unnerving.

No multiplayer

only to find out that there is nothing but bullshit underneath

Lmaoing at your low effort guise

Ok here I go.

>OMNIPOTENCE AND IMMUNITY TO NERFS