Guys get down!! Theres a s--

Guys get down!! Theres a s--

Do people still think these are fu--

C'mon guys stop playi-

oh for fucks sake, more stale pas...

yo i aint see shi--

I'm 12 and what is t-

nooo I dindu nuth--

I don't get it...? Is summer here alr-

Fuck this stupid ass thread. I see them all the time. Fuck this Sniper, fuck his family, and fuck all of you bec-

GET TO THE CHOP--

Don't worry I've got a bead on hi--

This is so much bullshit. I can't be shot.

See! I didn't d--

OH F-

I want mortars and grenade launchers on that building 'til it's gone. When it's gone I want first to go straight on in. Forget goin' around.

Everybody else, follow me.

I think its clear, user below me go check it out.

Why are you guys all just lying a-

Yeah I don't think it's clear aye, I'm staying with you...

What the f-

Jet fuel can't melt steel be-

chec--

>Private: Captain the sniper got him!
>Captain:...sure

Becky lemme sm-

Why is everyone stopping mid s-

Why is everyone stopping mid sen-

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bi-

Why is everyone ending there post mid sentance with a dash at the end?

I'll send out a distra-

I'm a doctor not a bullet magnet
Well I guess I'll be safe as long as he doesn't hit my mobile em-

lol john

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Se-

I can't believe yo-

Not the downy! she was carrying the extra chromosomes! Shit now someone has to be back and get the-

Cause you've been here since apri-

There's no sniper, there never was or will be a sni-

Stop!

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BA-

>TFW

Get down you fa-

It's about time somebody shot that fucking do-

All is good.

I'm not the sniper, I'm one of you

HE CAN'T KILL MY IF I KILL MYSELF FI-

Holy shit, i can see that mother fucke-

JESUS CRIST MEN KEEP YOUR FUCKING HEADS DO-

oh no! doggo stay with m-

Effort

Lel

Hey who ordered the large pepperoni pizz-

Dont worry guys, Dubs will prote...

RETURN FIRE, MEN

fuck your shitty meme

While you dumb fucks randomly stop mid sentence, I'm gonna light these three cigars with one match.
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One
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Two
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Th-

U.S. Army be like...
>there is a snipers on peak of this mountain?
>yes sir!
>how many?
>3 people
>i fucking hate snipers, fucking cuts think they can save their families...
>Do we call for Super Hornet?
>yes
*Super hornet kills one of those snipers, rest ecsape*
>this is good way to spend 200000$ in one day, God bless liberty

sniper sniper sniper!!!

MyFirstDubs.com :-)

I'm not falling for this agai----

HE'S RELOADING!
RUN NOW!

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"
The actual last words of Gen. John Sedgwick in the Civil War.

Stay the fuck down and that gook wont hit you. Hey im AAAAAGH FUCK FUCK FUCK ITS IN MY FUCKING STOMACH CHRIST ALIVE

Checke...