Tfw when no girlfriend

>tfw when no girlfriend

>tfw broke up with year long gf last night

>tfw ikntf

lol faggots

Why though?

>tfw gf but no succ, fucc, or kissing

>tfw gf broke up with me because I tried to kiss her friend while I was drunk

What sport is this?

So you're a cuck

The sport of life

I surprised her bought her a poodle puppy for Christmas but now she wishes that I never did and it was a mistake. We fought hard about it and I decided to end it, at least for now.

>I'm not a cuck though

>23yo kissless virgin in a country full of Chads

just kill me

What an ungrateful bitch. She doesn't deserve you fampai

>fighting over something little like that
its over user

>tfw sports-loving gf

feels pretty damn good lads

I felt that way too. Worst thing about it all was that she wanted a poodle puppy for a while now but says that she doesn't want one now. Doesn't make sense

That's why I decided to end it. If we get into a huge fight over something like this then it just isn't worth it

>tfw went on a date last night

not sports

r8 my gf

blacked/10

Wigger/10

Would fuck though

This is the team sport of life, you dumb cunt. Be a teammate and commiserate with these lads.

Gatekeeper/10

>tfw german gf
thanks based germany

>mfw Germany got GYPSED

T.cuck

>tfw want to be a little slave bitch
>tfw /fit/ and girls assume I'm a strong dominant male

JUST SHOVE A DILDO UP MY ASS AND SIT ON MY FACE RRREEEEEEE

>tfw got pegged yesterday

>tfw gf but she wont let me cum on her face or in her mouth and doesn't like giving head for more than a minute
Meh, she's cool as fuck and I love her so it's whatever.

Lmao keep deluding yourself. She probably did it before a tons of times but dont want to do it with YOU

> she wont let me cum on her face or in her mouth
My gf doesnt like that either but it's all good cause she's willing to lick my asshole and I'd rather get that.

>tfw if you asked her to sit on your face just once she'd lose all respect for you

she probably realized it would be work to take care of it after she actually got it.

German men only go for Polish and Russian women which is why their men constantly post on Sup Forums how evil we are.

Transylvanian Saxons don't count.

She is a stundent here from achen or something like that

Congrats user, one step closer to making it!

>been hitting the gym and am starting to see gains
>hit up a girl on facebook and she set up a time to go smoke on thursday with me

APOLOGIZE

>German citizens leave Germany to go to Uni in Romania

For what purpose?

Women hang out with guys all the time just to get smoked out. If you're not a cuck tell her you're matching.

alot of foreign students here in transylvania, no ideea why but she is hot so i'm happy

if you're not a cuck you won't go smoke in general

they want that dracula succ

>not linking up with stoner sluts who love to get high and get fucked

G A Y
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>tfw never a girlfriend and starting to question my sexuality

> which is why their men constantly post on Sup Forums how evil we are.

I thought it was the invasion and ensuing genocide

by the time you get to be my age the stoners are all hideous. the attractive ones just did it in high school/first couple years of college "try new things XD" etc.

Jej