Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find your mom on your bed like this

Wat do?

leave the room

Man I haven't been laid in a while, and I'm too afraid to use tinder.

Sorry mommy

Land my plane on that landing strip

>Do a 360
>Walk away

Call the cemetery and give them a good talking to.

I'd get my LEGO car and Vroom Vroom across those titties

throw a blanket over her and leave the room

Leave

Kill her.

Tinder is for subhumans

Get far enough away from the door and flick pennies at her till she wakes up.

kms

> implying that my mother is that attractive

@732949408
You'll end up walking towards her you moron.

That's why I don't use it. That and I'm a coward, but I don't wanna catch something and I'm embarrassed my family will see me on it

Kill, rape, blame father

your already an embarrassment to your family.

This

She's obviously passed out. Roll her on her side so she doesn't drown in her own vomit and get the fuck out of there.

I'd scream get your stank box off my bed and make me some fucking tendies before I slap your face bitch then play far cry

I believe you mean a 180° turn. Fucking dumb asses who don't know math.

the rest of your family is on tinder?

Nice lookin'!

Found the newfag
Goddamn is it your first day on the job?

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>>You find your mom

fake and gay.

my mom is not 20 like the woman in pic related

Welcome, newfriend.

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shit like this make me cum really fast.

Put a blanket over her and go sleep in her bed instead.

never seen such a fucking newfag.
please fuck off.

call 911

This.

If that was my mom, I'd be in.

Fhritp

>take some photos
>rub one out
>go to bed
(If she's in my bed)
>go to bed naked and wait for reactiion in the morning.

>my mom is not 20 like the woman in pic related
She looks like 30-40

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mom thread

Russian spy spotted

>Wake her up
>Tell her to eat this bowl of eggs, one by one (so she doesn't choke)
>She'll be happy that her son is a gentleman, she'll gladly surrender her body to me
>We hug and I look into the camera "Consent is Cool" and wink.

And... scene.

Throw up

WITNESS

You a fucking dumbass?

Five fives. Truuuuth

Fucking gorse loser. You have sex problems

>that many people don't want to fuck their mom
Wtf

A few of my friends found awesome girlfriends on tinder. They are rare but they exist. I decided to try and it took some time but I finally found a perfect girl for me. Of course these kind of apps/ideas attract the worst people but every so often you can find gems on there.

these captions are NEVER good. please stop.