REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

My wife will be so mad.

i hope so. since ive got an extra ticket to ACEN...

yeah that would be nice

I've posted in this thread 3 times now, still no gf.

ii

Girlfriend tomorrow, divorce in a week.

Poor girl

coz you are faggot. gotta start fucking that boipuccy

Why the fuck not? Dating has been shit since the divorce.

Double dubs? Consecutively?

I lost mine today..

Ayyy

Tis now a get thread

I wish

finally

Ylyl?

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shit son I'll see you there

what kind of retarded autistic faggot makes a thread like this.

you do realize women really are fucked in the head. sure your brain wants you make sex but trust me, you get bored of sex and you have to put up with bullshit unless you are a useless cowardly fuckboy who thrives on nothing but sex?

Cool

oh shit, it fucking works karen

third times a charm

PLEASE WORK

thanks mr skeltal

Fuck it.

-rolls dice-

...

meh

3rd times the charm

Let's give it a try

But it doesnt work

Replied.

...

Tomorrow you'll find ur gf in your bed.
Tomorrow.
If it doesn't work, tell yourself "tomorrow" until it will be true

Yeeah, finally! I really believe in that

I hopr this works

Shut the fuck up nigger.

Doubt[X]

Kek wills my divorce, shit.

Plz

My wife's bi so rolling

lol k

of course

...

Sure

***rAwR*** ShE iS SooOoOoOo CuTe bUt LiKe wHy Her fAcE So BlOoDy XD

At least I can dream

yeah by not leaving a house at all

Lets give this a try

pls

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oh look, this thread again

No harm in rolling I guess

plssssss

well i hope it works this time

yeah, if only it were that easy

I sense a bamboozle

I wish

Wait how?

ok, why not

I hope it's that 19yo stripper or an actual good 19yo

hope somebody actually manages to refind my heart

nothin to lose

Pls

whatevr at this poitn

...

sure

bet, hmu bby

Lol sure ill give this a shot

not going to happen

kek

>Implying

I WISH

last time didnt work, second time's the charm eh

Hellop

can i get a girlfriend (male) please?

Women are gay, dude.

i want an asian plz

Eat my ass

Why not?

>Replying

nothing to lose

Thought that was a flashlight

Ok, why not

Fuck it.

K

why not kek

What if I don't ?

pls god bless me

Pls gf come

NO WAY!!!!!!

meh

yeah k

Alright

pls

fack you

Plz.

yes pls

does she have a dick