You come home and find her in your bedroom...what do you do?

you come home and find her in your bedroom...what do you do?

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what if you found her like this?

Me: why did you eat all my butter, and how did you walk through the doorframe of my house without damage.

Heaven

Ask her, "looks like u have no stretch marks.. Did u bare children?? If not what's your excuse for being fat and having veiny tits?"

I call the Mother Fuckin Ghostbusters

I would make her dig her own grave, then shoot her one time in the back of the head, piss on her twitching corpse as it gasps for air, then cover her in a thin layer of dirt.

I'm going to fuck her. she's not that bad and I wouldn't pass up the opportunity to get my dick wet

wold anyone want to fuck her?

If i wouldn't be in a relationship, i'd tap that. Pussy is pussy.

Tell her to shave her fucking armpits

yes, many times until my cum is depleted

Man the Harpoons

too much ham for these eggs

Ignores all other comments.. Lol

what do or don't you guys like about her body?

Hair (not even talking bout vag) and fat without excuse

Call the greasy strangler!

I would smash. I like low hanging fruit.

Fat... Shows no self control.. That's important in all aspects of life..

It's pretty OK but missing a head.

do you think her tits are too saggy? she too hairy for you?

Showing face will answer these questions

I could suck out some of dat fat for cooking dem eggs with bacon

Can't see face, can't really answer. If cute face, I'd hand her a razor and tell her to shave in preparation for a good pounding. If not cute face, would kill it with fire.

she is literally totally average.

Don't mind the hairy pits, love me some saggy tits. But trim that bush lol

how about her ass? thoughts?

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slap her tits and call it a day

youre not offering much here buddy. try harder.

4/10, a bit flat for a girl her size, no roundness. But the be fair its an unflattering picture. How does she feel about anal?

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Honest opinions on this ?

shaved.

only correct answer

Average chubby chick hot. Would let her ride me til she got too tired then give her a good fucking while she's panting and sweating on her back. Sniff and lick her sweaty underboobs and finish in her ass.

i guess shes alright when she properly maintains her lower region.

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cook the pork

whod go down on her

Nobody.

Everything was fine until I saw the hairy arm pits.

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she's really fuckable... i like those girls

would like to fuck her butt hole with my tongue

Fat. No curves.

Im ok with saggy tits. But shes really flabby.

Still would bang of course.

fuck her asshole

slamming herself. what else do you think of her bod