Dick rate Thread

Dick rate Thread

9/10

Pocket rocket/10

R8 please.

R8

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I would drink your cum.

Would you put it in my bottom?

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wife would enjoy

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>2017
>not wearing adult diapers

Are you serious dude?

Analog toilet user/10

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Would anyone suck my dick?

8/10
9/10

also r8 mine pls

cock my aunt

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I'd swallow for you

I would. More?

Rate

Rate?

Rate please

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ay

Rate me Sup Forums

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Ahahahaha!!!
Wtf is THAT??? AHAHAHA!!!1!!

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Holy fucking schlanger

>irrational fetish for white t-shirts
fuck me 12/10

9/10
10/10, I'd worship it
6.5/10
9/10
9/10
7.5/10
6/10
7.5/10
8/10 and yes
7.5/10
7.5/10
7/10
8.5/10
7/10
8.5/10
8/10
9.5/10
6.5/10
7/10

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What a bunch of flaming faggots

please rate

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i believe it's a penis but i'll have to double check to be sure

kek

PLease rate me? I bursting to know what you think? Will do requests/

i just ran a check with my resources and yes, it is a penis

Hard to tell do an exposed pic.

Hows this?

Masterful. How long is that thing?

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nigga is that shit photoshopped?

Nice cocks dudes.

Opinions and intentions

ITT FAGGOTS POSTING DICKS THAT ARENT EVEN THEIRS

10.5"
Nah My rooms curtain are red so the light is weird. I took this in kitchen.

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Shopped as fuuuuck

I'll give it a 9/10 for those trips

Im pretty sure its photoshopped

and flaccid?

6.75-7.5" weather dependent
Nah I am all real

Goddamn it's like an arm son

and another floppy from the side? then I will score you.

damn, are you into twinks? i'd love to make you cum on kik.

would save a higher resolution pic

like this? you are very specific.
sorry straight. Any femanon here?

11"/10
Delicious.
If you are still floppy, can we have one of you lying in your bed?

Can you compare that thing to something? a pringle can or monster energy drinks can?

R8 me, faggots.

which is the next biggest cock in this thread? How close is this guy flaccid to it?

oh noes, we might be able to identify you from your background

probs this one.
I bet hes not far off.

Yeah i know its impossible but im always paranoid

Cock is fine but you need to shave those nasty pubes. Looks like a daddy long legs orgy.

like this?
Once when drunkly playing truth or dare one of the girls dared one of the my friends to compare his dick size against all the guys playing. We agreed as two of the chicks had just made out. I honest to god was bigger than all the guys (erect) when I was flaccid. Unfortunately most of the girls had left for that bit and come back. But I had a lot weirder dares after that.

like what dares? what the dudes say?

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I'm I'm about 9 inches by 7 around... big girth. Here's me soft. That dude is packing though

A 500ml monster can
The dudes were all drunk and fascinated.
One dare had me slap a chick in the face with it?
Another had a girl blindfolded and she had to guess which one was her bfs dick. She guessed correctly. But kept holding mine.

I should add that I'm 7.5 soft

lol fake as fuck

Thanks dude. I about 7 around aswell.
What are you flaccid?
What do women think?

well, the doctor really botched your dick mutilation right after you were born. What a shame

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I had to cut the bottom out to fit

Been with 8. First girlfriend said no, second I took her virginity and it was an hour long session of her wincing. Only about a quarter went in. Everyone else manages it fine, though obviously I have a rep now... never gone balls deep or deepthroated. I'm about 18-19cm soft. About 6 around soft and it swells to about 7.3 when hard.

The girth I mean, for the last bit.

Gonna need some measure pics because it doenst look nearly that big

my monster cock bro.
Flaccid I am 18-19cm. Hard 27cm.
Where doo you put when you walk. I roll it up.

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i would like to suck on your's send me moar

Well I don't care if you don't believe me, he asked, I answered. Believe me or not, it's in my pants and it's irrelevant whether or not you do.

You roll it up. WTF. What???
pics?

roll it up lol

Haha I'm only 22-23 when hard. When soft I actually tuck it into my asscrack... sad truths. So I'm always sat on it.

are dicks with phimosis ugly?

I've had woman point it out through my jeans before, it's usually sat at my thigh and they comment. It's even gotten me laid.

kek nice

want some of you to cock my aunt please

Its wat my ex calls it.
Its to visible otherwise
Also i feel you bro. I have never had good head.

thanks it made me realise how big a vagina would need to be.

same! I once sat down fast and almost penetrated myself. lol

Here goes.

Nice! 9.5/10
Pretty girthy here, but over an inch shorter than that monster. 7.8 long by 7 around.