We nerf each other's superpowers

We nerf each other's superpowers

>airbending

But only bending the air in a manner of sexual activity involving your rectum.

Come on now
>can plug into the matrix

but is instantly disconnected

>ability to manipulate people

Can turn to stone

but can't turn back

but can't turn back.

Can transform clay into food

But only people over the age of 90

with 1000000 ping

Only in water.

That's some hive mind right there, look at that timestamp

It still tastes like clay

But only rotten food

But only if they are toddlers

Can absorb other people

But only to do the complete opposite of what would benefit you most

...

Ability to manipulate Gravity

Can turn into a exact clones of people you've talked to

Kek

but only with your mouth and its pretty weak too

>can cure any disease

But only into down syndrome clones

And then lose complete control of it

But as a result you gain the disease

But you can't mimic their voice

But not the one you currently want to

Still have fall damage on
if more than one person heres you, you explode

But you must suffer through it till u die and then u respawn. Only one disease at a time though.

but you are pretty much a dick

only works on birds

Can read minds

I Can remove the nerfing of any superpower, including my own.

>can rewrite any event in history

everyone can hear your thoughts all the time

Have 100% perfect memory

You don't have a superpower.

be able to have straight sex with traps

Can turn blacks to whites

But has severe herpes outbreak everytime

always ends up in you never existing

You got brutally gang raped more than once

>unless it's written in greentext

Shit, son, that's a superpower in and of itself. You could take over the world with that one.

But nobody remember the changes.
Not even you.

But turn a bit gayer after each time.

But only whilst watching the film, Gravity

they still commit crimes at the same rate

...

But it turns 2 whites into black each time you do it

By giving the sick person aids

by rewriting it in every history book

in addition to your 100%perfect memory, you are subject to delusions, so you perfectly remember those delusions and dreams as reality, making it impossible to differentiate fantasy and reality.

i ment more like you just blab what your thinking all the time

but they're still just albino blacks

You are constantly having traumatic experiences, and you CAN'T FORGET.

Lol nice

...

Biggest penis.

but its stuck in your own butt

But it has lag

ability to make the spiciest memes

Too big for any pussy.

Biggest in the animal kingdom

I can materialize a blunt of weed every half an hour.
People who smoke from it get their nerfing removed from their superpowers for 6 hours.

But only in a vacuum

But they die out within an hour

Your penis is too large to get a boner without killing you.

fall from any height without getting injured in any way

Dude weed lmao

But only because you're the last human alive.

Can turn into an anime girl

Only with your ass

Can turn into cum

can only materialize the weed infront of police officers in a place that weed is illegal

Wheelchair bound

the weed smoke kills anybody who inhales it

But only people you really care about

Can turn into any animal

When you fall you get stuck in mid air, unharmed but stuck floating

But it's shitty weed, and you need to actually get high from it to remove the nerf.

I am Goku

can only return as human after swallowed by a man

Only with a parachute.

only on tumblr

but only in those minor hentai characters that get cucked all the time

Only when your mom is watching

can only return as human after swallowed by a man

You become two-dimensional, so you lose all of your internal organs and die instantly.

Can switch between any of the 68 genders

Only way to turn back, is to impregnate a woman and get born.

but only for an hour after being raped by that species

But it turns out you're actually just delusional and it's all in your head and everyone just humors you.

Don't forget the marathon

I am God

only able to do it in outer space

But there are only 2 genders.

Time control

Breti gud

You also turn into a black feminist when you do.