We nerf each other's superpowers
>airbending
We nerf each other's superpowers
>airbending
But only bending the air in a manner of sexual activity involving your rectum.
Come on now
>can plug into the matrix
but is instantly disconnected
>ability to manipulate people
Can turn to stone
but can't turn back
but can't turn back.
Can transform clay into food
But only people over the age of 90
with 1000000 ping
Only in water.
That's some hive mind right there, look at that timestamp
It still tastes like clay
But only rotten food
But only if they are toddlers
Can absorb other people
But only to do the complete opposite of what would benefit you most
...
Ability to manipulate Gravity
Can turn into a exact clones of people you've talked to
Kek
but only with your mouth and its pretty weak too
>can cure any disease
But only into down syndrome clones
And then lose complete control of it
But as a result you gain the disease
But you can't mimic their voice
But not the one you currently want to
Still have fall damage on
if more than one person heres you, you explode
But you must suffer through it till u die and then u respawn. Only one disease at a time though.
but you are pretty much a dick
only works on birds
Can read minds
I Can remove the nerfing of any superpower, including my own.
>can rewrite any event in history
everyone can hear your thoughts all the time
Have 100% perfect memory
You don't have a superpower.
be able to have straight sex with traps
Can turn blacks to whites
But has severe herpes outbreak everytime
always ends up in you never existing
You got brutally gang raped more than once
>unless it's written in greentext
Shit, son, that's a superpower in and of itself. You could take over the world with that one.
But nobody remember the changes.
Not even you.
But turn a bit gayer after each time.
But only whilst watching the film, Gravity
they still commit crimes at the same rate
...
But it turns 2 whites into black each time you do it
By giving the sick person aids
by rewriting it in every history book
in addition to your 100%perfect memory, you are subject to delusions, so you perfectly remember those delusions and dreams as reality, making it impossible to differentiate fantasy and reality.
i ment more like you just blab what your thinking all the time
but they're still just albino blacks
You are constantly having traumatic experiences, and you CAN'T FORGET.
Lol nice
...
Biggest penis.
but its stuck in your own butt
But it has lag
ability to make the spiciest memes
Too big for any pussy.
Biggest in the animal kingdom
I can materialize a blunt of weed every half an hour.
People who smoke from it get their nerfing removed from their superpowers for 6 hours.
But only in a vacuum
But they die out within an hour
Your penis is too large to get a boner without killing you.
fall from any height without getting injured in any way
Dude weed lmao
But only because you're the last human alive.
Can turn into an anime girl
Only with your ass
Can turn into cum
can only materialize the weed infront of police officers in a place that weed is illegal
Wheelchair bound
the weed smoke kills anybody who inhales it
But only people you really care about
Can turn into any animal
When you fall you get stuck in mid air, unharmed but stuck floating
But it's shitty weed, and you need to actually get high from it to remove the nerf.
I am Goku
can only return as human after swallowed by a man
Only with a parachute.
only on tumblr
but only in those minor hentai characters that get cucked all the time
Only when your mom is watching
can only return as human after swallowed by a man
You become two-dimensional, so you lose all of your internal organs and die instantly.
Can switch between any of the 68 genders
Only way to turn back, is to impregnate a woman and get born.
but only for an hour after being raped by that species
But it turns out you're actually just delusional and it's all in your head and everyone just humors you.
Don't forget the marathon
I am God
only able to do it in outer space
But there are only 2 genders.
Time control
Breti gud
You also turn into a black feminist when you do.