Help me get laid. Dubs decide what i say

Help me get laid. Dubs decide what i say.

My penis got sick, the illness is called length

I have a massive horse pussy fetish, can I borrow your horse?

I eat ass

Wtf

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If I said you have a beautiful body, will you hold it against me

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winrar

I eat horse ass*

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right
More like


Hey is that a mare?
cause I'd really think you'd care
If we could get bare
And maybe with a hare.
Dont you stare.

Good to feel

You Tryna fuck or what?

Are you down to fuck?

you're already pretty much in if they message first my guy

You down to clown?

I'll be honest, my gf broke up with me not too long ago and now I'm just really frustrated that I don't have anyone to spew my creamy sauce in anymore

Can i show you?

Kek rolling

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Send pic?

I'll lick your asshole

Am I speaking to the horse?

Winrar

You clever, show me some tits then

reroll

Rollin

NEED TOO TRY HARDER

How the fuck am I supposed to masturbate then!!!???

How about i pick you up and take you to dinner, then we come back to my place for some hardcore raw fucking?

I could come over so you can show me in person

Me and that horse have something in common... We both want you to ride us. But my dick is small.

rerolling

What if I told you we could have a three way with your horse?

Well at least send your horse's.

Kyle Orton is my favorite footballs player

She Looks like a grandma

Say suck it

rollin

pls touch my penis, I'll touch yours too and also balls

Roll

Pull out the stops and send dick pic

this

You know that tingly feeling in your when you're on a swing?

Pt2
That's how i'm gonna make you feel

He was right you know it you old horsie

Winrar

This

double dubs for same thing you Have to do it now

The horse has an ass. Send his ass' pics

also this

Haha faith's not on OPs side :')

Oh god

this

Yes

can you send pic of your horses dick?

Fuck! That was for my friend Dale. I meant please touch my cooter and i'll touch yours too and also the clit

I'm gay

winrar

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Fucking wasted

OP, even I have pulled hotter girls on Tinder, she looks like downs

OP getting laid tonight for sure

Ok, so sorry for fucking around. I have a weird disease called Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, you can look that up, but basically its a disease that makes both my ears extremely cold, and as time goes by, its going to eventually spread to my brain and eventually I'll die. Unfortunately there's no cure for this disease yet, but there are some treatments to make my life longer. The main way for me to stay alive is by keeping them warm with pretty ladies thighs. I really don't wanna die young ):

You. Me. Horse. And a camera. You hold the camera, we'll do the rest.

AWW did she insult your intelligence because she wouldn't send nudes?

Nice

kek winrar

Which one is the girl?

niggers aren't people.

Winrar! A good'n too!

fuck yes

44>33

Winrar!!

This is actually decent. Good job, user

This over

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Well

Haha wtf nigger this

Checked

Do you like potatoes? I only like ass. Please send me your anus, I am starving. It's kinda like when you are hungry for potatoes only I eat ass.

It's funny you have a horse. I also enjoy horsecock riding.

2 winrars, do it after she replies OP

Cunts with horses in their pics are a big no no.
Horses are a massive red flag.
These bitches are more than cray.

Wtf is happening

agreed.
but they sure know how to ride a dick

Reroll

^ yup. Experience with this shit unfortunately

Good things user
Good things

pull it back in boi

Part1

Becky lemmie smash

This shit fake af

Noice