Help me get laid. Dubs decide what i say.
Help me get laid. Dubs decide what i say
My penis got sick, the illness is called length
I have a massive horse pussy fetish, can I borrow your horse?
I eat ass
Wtf
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If I said you have a beautiful body, will you hold it against me
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winrar
I eat horse ass*
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right
More like
Hey is that a mare?
cause I'd really think you'd care
If we could get bare
And maybe with a hare.
Dont you stare.
Good to feel
You Tryna fuck or what?
Are you down to fuck?
you're already pretty much in if they message first my guy
You down to clown?
I'll be honest, my gf broke up with me not too long ago and now I'm just really frustrated that I don't have anyone to spew my creamy sauce in anymore
Can i show you?
Kek rolling
reroll
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Send pic?
I'll lick your asshole
Am I speaking to the horse?
Winrar
You clever, show me some tits then
reroll
Rollin
NEED TOO TRY HARDER
How the fuck am I supposed to masturbate then!!!???
How about i pick you up and take you to dinner, then we come back to my place for some hardcore raw fucking?
I could come over so you can show me in person
Me and that horse have something in common... We both want you to ride us. But my dick is small.
rerolling
What if I told you we could have a three way with your horse?
Well at least send your horse's.
Kyle Orton is my favorite footballs player
She Looks like a grandma
Say suck it
rollin
pls touch my penis, I'll touch yours too and also balls
Roll
Pull out the stops and send dick pic
this
You know that tingly feeling in your when you're on a swing?
Pt2
That's how i'm gonna make you feel
He was right you know it you old horsie
Winrar
This
double dubs for same thing you Have to do it now
The horse has an ass. Send his ass' pics
also this
Haha faith's not on OPs side :')
Oh god
this
Yes
can you send pic of your horses dick?
Fuck! That was for my friend Dale. I meant please touch my cooter and i'll touch yours too and also the clit
I'm gay
winrar
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Fucking wasted
OP, even I have pulled hotter girls on Tinder, she looks like downs
OP getting laid tonight for sure
Ok, so sorry for fucking around. I have a weird disease called Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, you can look that up, but basically its a disease that makes both my ears extremely cold, and as time goes by, its going to eventually spread to my brain and eventually I'll die. Unfortunately there's no cure for this disease yet, but there are some treatments to make my life longer. The main way for me to stay alive is by keeping them warm with pretty ladies thighs. I really don't wanna die young ):
You. Me. Horse. And a camera. You hold the camera, we'll do the rest.
AWW did she insult your intelligence because she wouldn't send nudes?
Nice
kek winrar
Which one is the girl?
niggers aren't people.
Winrar! A good'n too!
fuck yes
44>33
Winrar!!
This is actually decent. Good job, user
This over
roll for this
Well
Haha wtf nigger this
Checked
Do you like potatoes? I only like ass. Please send me your anus, I am starving. It's kinda like when you are hungry for potatoes only I eat ass.
It's funny you have a horse. I also enjoy horsecock riding.
2 winrars, do it after she replies OP
Cunts with horses in their pics are a big no no.
Horses are a massive red flag.
These bitches are more than cray.
Wtf is happening
agreed.
but they sure know how to ride a dick
Reroll
^ yup. Experience with this shit unfortunately
Good things user
Good things
pull it back in boi
Part1
Becky lemmie smash
This shit fake af
Noice