How does Americans cut cheese without an ostehovel?

How does Americans cut cheese without an ostehovel?

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With a knife

A knife or a grater.

How, why?

We have them here also.

How does Europe do anything without a knife?

>his country can't afford to have someone else pre-slice the cheese

If eurofags need instructions on how to cut things with a knife, they're in even more trouble than I thought.

With a Raspatoothy 3000

How do americans clean their ass without a bidet?

>double dubs
>69
nice

With our sharp wit, faggot!

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The same way you guys do. I've been to Europe and, believe it or not, bidets aren't all over the place.

>mfw 90%+ of the things Eurofags shit talk Americans for are also in Europe.
>mfw I have no face

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Do you just wipe then walk around with poop on your ass, user? Why are you such savages? Why can you build atom bombs but can't clean your asses properly? How are you different from india?

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Wipe until clean, just like Europeans do.

But it's not clean, user, it's not... clean...

American cheese comes on sticks or in a can or price sliced
>American cheese is 99.9% not cheese

then European asses aren't clean either.

I'm from Iceland and I thought the ostaskeri was a househould staple world wide? How the fuck do you cut a slice thin enough for bread with a knife?

With a goddamn shovel in my Amerifat mouth, while humming the US anthem and reading tweets as Donnie MAGA.

>How does Americans cut cheese without an ostehovel?


they carefully peel off the individual plastic wrappers

If you're buying cheese for sandwiches, you get it sliced at the deli when you buy it.

Implying Americans can reach their asses

Mine is... because i have a bidet.

There are Americans with bidets as well.

I can do this all day.

Our cheese comes sliced when we buy it.
MURRICA FUCK YEAH

Rags on a stick, motherfucker. We think of everything. We have plenty of time to think of this shit in our new utopia, since we no longer have Billary or ThanksObama to worry about.

Everything europoors and former prison colony residents have, America has a better version of it.
>everything

>thinking amerfats don't love thick slices of cheese on everything

Fuck off eurofag we do it big over here in Merica

And we gladly pay twice as much because FREE MARKETS MAGA.

But you don't have one, user. You're an unclean savage.

It's never too late to buy one.

The statue of liberty is caput you're president has abandoned you
The war is over Americans

cheese knife, and it takes practice.
same technique can be applied to veggies and meat and whatever else so its good to learn knife technique.

but yeah its a pain in the ass.

It's called a kaasschaaf, get it right.

>many pieces
>few types

literally walmart tier

>wahh I'm too poor to afford cheese
>damn you drumpft

Why doesn't Europe install them in every household?

SO EAT MY CHEESE DICK AND SUCK MY LEMON BALLS

Where does one buy this shit?? I couldn't find it in Manhattan

Atleast i don't have to go to a 'specialty cheese' place to get my gouda.

>doing things big to make up for small penis

The section was just too big for them to photograph. Whole Foods is 10x better than any Euroshit grocer. Yes I have been there.

Everyone i know has one. Buy one, user, they aren't that expensive.

If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black I don't know what is

no real european use that thing. real way is knife way.
Your retard, idiot.

European grocery stores are shit-tier.

I spent 3 months working in and travelling Europe. Not once did I see one.

why use a knife when you can just bite into it

euros are so stupid

>implying fatass Jonah Falcon would blow out your mothers asshole with his 13inch schlong

theyre super expensive!! a toto is like 1000 US. bought one anyway. its sweet.

Been where? Europe is not a single country you know.

>Whole Foods
Whole Paycheck.

Brother just poke some holes in the top of a water bottle aim it towards your ass and squeez

Where do you live? Nobody has one where i live.

Might as well be. Individual European countries are comparable to single states in the U.S.

Did you just call me black? Typical racist American

I use an ostehovel....

Europoor is poor

Get a real fucking job then europoor

Like winners. Fucking useless commie traitors

Not really, the differences between poland and spain for example are bigger than the differences between states in the US.

I'm actually an Amerifat. Sometimes I go to Fresh Market. Whole foods is out of my way, and in typical Amerifat fashion I can't put but so much effort into anything.

In all seriousness, the coffee section at FM rocks.

bullshit. single european countrys have way more cultural value than single shitty state in america. own language is most important reason.

Shut
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Italy France Turkey Germany England Scotland Ireland
>inb4 geography lesson about what is and isn't Europe

I like all of those places but the reality is America does everything bigger and better. My European friends who visit are amazed at the grocery near my house, we just have everything, it's ridiculous honestly.

I cut the cheese...ugh.

sounds like a pain in the ass.

toto has a water heater built in, stink filter, etc.

>muh culture
Compare things that are important, like size and GDP.

I agree that you can find everything. They're not necessarily better than european grocers though.

Those are meant for soft cheeses.

Knowing my mum she could take it tbh
>big food
>big retarded loud cars
>loud retarded bikes
>makes up for small penis

Still the point that the differences is the same as between states is retarded.

this is me about to make a grilled cheddar sandwich.

Not really user. Most use the same currency, easy to travel between them, most people speak the same language (English). Really the biggest difference is that some of the countries are clean and some are dirty as fuck (just like U.S. states)

HERE ARE SOME FACTS you illiterate uneducated retard.

>calls me illiterate and uneducated
>illustrates my point for me
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That toilet is made by AMERICAN Standard...

The danish way

omg did you even check that list?

Oh and btw, that's outdated. For instance, California is bigger than Italy in 2015, being more on par with France.

Different architecture, different customs, different languages. Some countries refuse to really speak english. Different companies/shops etc. Not all countries use the same currency. Different sports people prefer. Different cooking. Chance of different power plugs. Lots of things. Sure there's similarities but there are more differences i think.

oh and BTW that damage control of yours hit the record high...americans...don't even know how big their states are. sigh..protip, it's not about land mass.

>Different architecture, different customs
Shit no one cares about. They all have the same basic shit (houses, say hello, etc.)
>Some countries refuse to really speak english
Not that I experienced. Sure, there were people who couldn't speak it, but most people I encountered could.
>Different companies/shops etc
Again, same basic shit.
>Not all countries use the same currency
Most do, and the ones who don't will readily exchange for Euros.
>Different sports people prefer.
More shit no one cares about.
>Different cooking
They all have McDonalds.
>Chance of different power plugs
Chance, but I didn't run into that either.
>Sure there's similarities but there are more differences i think.
From an outsider's perspective, nah, especially when it comes to the more "Western" Europe. Shit gets a little weird as you go east, but still the same idea.

jewfag deteccted

You're retarded

No, you are.

>don't even know how big their states are.
Except I do. I'm talking about GDP.

This
You are actually retarded

Why would we not have one of those? I did when I was a kid.

So am I. Am i talking to retarded? I stated that single county of u.s.a has no culture compared to single european country. And you stated that "only culture lol", and implied that single shitty county of u.s.a is somehow superior. faget, not even by GDP you fat american faggot.

>How does Americans

Where's your culture? You're on Sup Forums go to /bant/ ya fag

i meant states, not countys.

>Am i talking to retarded?
No, but I think I might be talking to someone who is retarded. Do you speak English?
>I stated that single county of u.s.a has no culture compared to single european country.
Subjective and who gives a fuck?
>not even by GDP you fat american faggot.
Yes even by GDP. Individual U.S. states have the GDP of entire countries. Combine them all and the U.S. has a higher GDP than the entire EU.

I'm european as well, but you sound like a massive fucking faggot.

That last statement isn't true

Spain is an irrelevant country whereas Poland is also an irrelevant country.

National GDP (nominal) in 2015:
United States: $17.9 trillion.
European Union: $16.2 trillion.