Was the main star of Hairspray

>Was the main star of Hairspray
>Now has a job cleaning up hair

LIKE POTTERY

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Probably wishes she invested her money better.

:-(

What went wrong lads?
Wasn't hairspray a ""hit""?

Is that Nikki blonsky from hairspray?

No she's a hairstylist. Her twitter is depressing as fuck though and proves that it's not enough to be jewish to make it in Hollywood.

What always confused me was how a John Waters film ended up becoming a normie Broadway hit musical

that's not ricki lake.

hey man, at least she has a job. she's not a leech who thinks she's "too good" to work a 9-5

Whenever Hollywood needs "the fat chick" for a movie, they go to Melissa McCarthy.

So this chick is shit out of luck

I doubt she got much for her first movie easily less than $200k after the tax man and jews

Reap what ya sow fat bitch

I think thats Nikki blonsky from hairspray

being jewish is a good foot in the door but while its in the door shes had to get connections with other jews.
Seems she fucked that up on a spectacular level

check out this ragie wagie

>the tax man and jews
What exactly is the distinction here?

caught me red handed.

Hollywood* Jews

zzzzzzzzap

Like Adrian Brody who has the most jewish nose ever and end up starting in pic related and is now who tier

Nikki Blonsky is hotter and funnier than the two fat bitches running Hollywood now.

Lol no

Oh no honey you didn't...

Is she at least a hair stylist?

If her job is JUST to sweep hair, that's sad.

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I feel bad for the person that got that tattoo.

Yes, it's Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray.

That's some desperate shit right there.

You feel bad for nikki blonsky?

JUST

I feel bad guys

Even though I morally hate almost everything hairspray stood for. I still loved the songs and rewatch it regularly

how cucked am I?

me too.

That's just unfortunate.

Hey, it's user from the image board Sup Forums love your tweets

How about Mischa Barton from the TV series The O.C.?

>Sup Forums pretends she only been in one movie
>she is currently starring in films that are post producting and in filming status
>has a pretty big list of work

>mfw I watched a group of three high school girls sing "Mama, I'm a Big Girl Now" at a talent show

But really, who's worse off?

A has-been or a never-will-be?

>nikki blonsky
>in dog years

"An aging, former movie star is forced to face the reality that his glory days are far behind him. On its surface DOG YEARS is a tale about faded fame, but at its core, it's a universal story about growing old."

Rebel Wilson is pretty hot desu

THICC

>The Fresh Beat Band
That's a show for infants.

It's called networking.

If I take all your resume, and cover letter, and made an image like that you would look pathetic as well.

Fuck right off.

My condolences

>Has-Beens have the benefit of living off their past work
>Never-Will-Be's will forever chase their dreams, but will never feel the soul crushing defeat of a has-been
Damn

>mfw I thought Rebel Wilson is the daughter of carnie wilson

Fuck off Nikki Blonsky, go eat more cheeseburgers you fat bitch

There is no way she is getting another leading role after her "acting" in Neighbors 2 and Seventh wave

So
Fcuking
Bad

A new member of the JUSTice league

Hey user, it's moot the creator of Sup Forums the image board love your posts. We should meet up

Bich look like a pear lmao

>dog years

You mean that's how she aged?

someones triggered

Lorne Michaels ruined him for his shitty snl skit

jesus christ. I mean I dont have much either but that made me feel a lot better about myself

Right, but all my shit would be private correspondence with people who are asking for those particular papers.

Not public shouts into the void directed at random A listers.

I still would Chloe.

CHUN-LI
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the songs were catchy but I like musicals anyhow. Im surprised she didnt take off and at least stay a steady c list celebrity. Fat chick who can song seems like a role that would be needed from time to time

I actually like most of his movies

>le celebs JUST got older lmao thread

Was waiting for this. Love it.

why wasn't she in those singing a capella movies with Anna Kendrick?

Does Hollywood have a singing fat girl limit or something?

You network like a spam email, Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray.

Fucking Ricki Lake has a better career and more impact with pop culture than you'll ever have.

the songs are pretty catchy

Puberty hit her like a quarter pounder.

Anyone got the pic where Amanda Byrnes loses it on her?

Not sure what you're looking for but here you go.

Funny you should mention that.

she looks like a bloated Cara

Oh my...

Kek what did Dan do to her to want to numb her memory and feelings?

It was this tweet where the fatty acted like her and Amanda were best friends and Amanda was brutally mean back.

...

brutal

She'll receive critical acclaim when she plays a young Ginny Sac in a Sopranos prequel.

savage

No compassion. Bitch destroyed herself.

Why is in spanish?

Nikki blonksy from hairspray?

Because New York is pretty much Puerto Rico 2.0 nigger edition

>You can't stop Nikki Blonsky
>It's the first thing she's done it two years