Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

tell her nicely to get the fuck out of my house or I am calling the police

>instantly call a realtor as i realize my bedroom is a fucking basketball arena and my house is probably worth millions
>use moni to buy a small comfy apartment in manhattan
>walk outside and observe beautiful city every day and thank life

Ask for a government-issued ID to confirm she's at least 18 and then have sex

Ask her if she would like to have dinner with my parents

kek

Holy fuck. Her ass to face ratio. Her ass is twice the size of her head. Wtf

Breed her.

i cum in her hair

>implying you wouldn't go to jail for that
hilarious
"Sure what are you cooking?"
Isn't that a good thing?

Tell the beaner chcik to stick to soccer cuz it looks like she cant play basketball for shite

Get cancer you fucking nigger

Try and get inside that fat ass

with your?

Lol not him but why you so mad?

Dick what else? Or maybe a titfuck depending on how nice those are

Ask her if she wants to 1v1 me on the court and show no mercy. Duh??

fuck her but wonder why my bedroom is a basketball court now

>depending on how nice those are
oh i think you know

I could use a refresher

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More?

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How about some more of that ass?

God damn thats a great pair of tits

Question how a basketball court fits in my apartment

Why would you go to jail for asking to see her ID?

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want to get familiar with their owner?

I would like to get very familiar

More ass! More tits!

different pairs?

The more the merrier!

Throw the bitch out trough window, then watch some hentai

Well, looks like its time to fap

Make a 1080° and walk away

should we
join him?

>beautiful city every day and thank life

>found the niger

Sure

wanna know her name Sup Forumsros?

I dont really care tbh

You still here OP? More Patrycja and Hope!

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I-I hope she doesn't laugh at my small pee pee...

Good you are still here! Competition thread?

later today? are the work user or someone else?

Work user. What time later today? I might not be able to make it depending on time