im in court for going AWOL from army. trips decides what I say to Judge.
Im in court for going AWOL from army. trips decides what I say to Judge
My ISIS contact told me to escape infidel militia.
I'm sorry mister judgey wudgey but I could no longer be okay with supporting the capitalistic war machine that murders families for oil
I was just sick of all the niggers in my company
"Your honor, my erection tells me that we should settle this down in the bathroom"
i have autism sir
i didnt know what i was doing
I had to get home to watch Master Chef. There's no reception in the barracks.
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my true home is Sup Forums
praise kek and fuck niggers, sir
BUSH DID 911
>actuall offended libtard
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how original.
"I left to go suck on Andy Six's creamy logs. Wouldn't you do the same Judge?"
I couldn't take all the late night orgies in the bunks your honor! I felt violate and abused, I tried to like it but I just couldn't take it!
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Tell him your gender identity made you do it.
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Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub
I was jerking my tink cock to Loli guro snuff porn and counldn't be bother to serve in the Israeli foreign legion which you may know as the US military. This country has been going in the wrong direction for about 100 years. The federal reserve should be disbanded. We should either just take the fucking oil out of the middle east for ourselves or leave the jews and muslims to fucking nuke one another. However, I digress from the issue before us today. Which is fuck you and fuck the army, I should have joined the marines like a real man.
scru u infidel
Ask to take the maximum punishment possible. Say you deserve it and it will be your way of saying sorry.
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so close
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Or the voices in your head
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How would OP prove that he delivered?
Is that Colonel Sanders? ¦^]
say the navy seal copypasta
Hitler did nothing wrong.
I'm a military-dodger who tries to act tough but is actually a pussy, just like our president. This is a witch hunt. Praise Putin.
Kek I'll Rollerino for dis
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If he is white, ask why a white supremacist is deciding what should happen to you. If he is black, ask why a nigger is.
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Shareblue plz. We are trying to have a bit of a laugh. Now fuck off.
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MISTER Judge Sir, while my company was out drinking i studied the blade, while they where out whoring i practiced the blade. Now that i am a master with the BLADE i can no longer stay with them and have to seek true glory in the battlefield alone
kek yes fuck you op
Tell him you had to go AWOL, because the glowing CIA niggers were going to get you if you didn't.
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I got my dick stuck in a crack.
I thought I was auditioning for a gay porno, not the actual army
scream about how everyone in the court is a normie and scream aloha snackbar before dropping to the floor and spinning in circles while drooling
GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR
NOW
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Start off by asking him how is day was, and then interrupt him and say, "no one actually gives a fuck." Proceed to flip him off and try to leave. Once apprehended, state that the glowing CIA niggers told you to do it.
I was bayoneting nigglets and lost track of time.
''Sorry sometimes I think about fucking horses and forget what happens around me''
Hitler did nothing wrong, so I shall now try to do the same!
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I wish Hitler would have won the war
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Mr judge, do you want to suck my huge pulsating cock?
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this but you gotta start screaming as loud as possible when the guards touch you
Say nothing. Just take down your pants and shit and piss everywhere. Bonus if you can throw your shit at the judge.
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Scream fag over and over
Hitler did nothing wrong
No further statements, your honor.
fukk u fam i don't need u normie f-f-f-FAGGOTS tellin me when i can't leave to diddle the kiddles with my pickle
Nigga fuck the POlice, and BITCH fuck you too! (then shit yourself on the spot)
Thiss
My gaping asshole is lusting for nigger dick
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Say you hate faggots
They call me beepis boy
"Niggers lick my anus"
Ask him if he is a jew, before he can answer, say that you don't want a dirty penny-snatching kike ruling over your case.
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Allahu Akbar!
so closee
Recite Chaplin's speech at the end of The Great Dictator, then flip him off
Just whip out your cock and jerk as hard as you can. Maintain eye contact with the judge.
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keep asking "is the army an institution?" and get increasingly frustrated with every and any answer
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Army Infantry vet here. Filth like you should have just shot yourself in basic like the other weak faggots. You swear that oath voluntarily, nobody gets conscripted anymore.
The fact that you may have gone into battle with my brothers makes me sick to my stomach, because you would have abandoned men who counted on you to have their backs when shit got real.
Why the fuck did you even take the oath?
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"AWOL? More like Ayyy, fuck you!"
Just say BUILD THAT WALL! over and over
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Reroll for winrar
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Scream
>HNNNNNNNNNNG!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOIIAAAAAAAAH
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHH
>WEEEEEEEEEEEEERR
Then just pretend nothing happened and act normal
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