I want to try some weird shit with my gf and post it here, how do i convince her and what shall i do?

I want to try some weird shit with my gf and post it here, how do i convince her and what shall i do?
Più is us

What a faggot

Anal.

Is there a tl;dr version of that? I don't think she would read it

piss on your head
shit on your face
barf in your mouth.

you came here now dont be a pussy, or GTFO

Take your time, start small (fingers), make her comfort priority, lots of lube.
Got any ass pics?

Also, facesitting.

I'm literally gonna ask her what you just day just to show you how much of a inept you are with girls, ok?
So.
1) it sucks
2) sucks
3) holy crap i could-no it sucks omg

convince her first. then you should be doing requests. that's what my gf and me want to do actually.

i straight up told her about it and she thinks its hot

thats a boy in a wig, dont kid yourself.

Dubs say anal

"weird shit"
"anal"
you are too young for this thread

post her boobies

Hope you like it

It's just my favorite fetish.
>too young
I've had my porn saved on floppy disks, and own hardware that's probably as old as you are.

Cute!

She has none

You sure it's a she?
If yes, post anyway, DFC

Old Boy you win another small butt

Yes, i was pretty sad too when she took off her panties

what about her feet (。>﹏

Aw yiss.

As in, sad she has a penis, or because she doesn't?
I'm love no penis except my own.

Does she have any piercings? Like ears or face?

She hates feet fetishists so i only have pics of her socks
I kinda like girly boys and she's the first girl i've seen naked so i was legit agitated while i'm cool w/ cocks

>shaved legs
whore

Like three in her ears and she wants to pierce her right nipple but she ain't gonna do that for reasons

Ah, like that.
Don't you have any chest pics?

Bro she is not, neither in that pic nor now, it's just my camera that does not take details
Also sorry for the delay but she has a shitty wifi

i licked my wives butt hole ten minutes ago. i bet you wont do that

Actually i'd love to do that but she finds it "dirty", like hentai bullshit
I did it like twice but like hell i'd be able to take a pic

Is this her OP?

post her booty hole

I ain't gonna date a nigress, she's as white as cocaine

If shes a 'partier' its ez. get coke, molly, e or adderall. take some together. she will be 10x more stimulated than normal and if she already trusts you she will probably do whatever you say if you think itll feel good and make you both happy. and if she doesnt party, then drink a little and then bring out the drugs lmao. im a shitty person.

My nigga

Sure you are my crazy friend, you won some legs

Literal Oldfag here: Ignore all the "edgy: 15 year old fag trolls who have never had a girlfriend. Instead do something tasteful, well lit and mutually pleasurable. After all, something you young Sup Forumstards seem to forget: once it is on the internet it is forever. So make your public lovemaking something you can be proud of your future children can be unashamed to fap to.
Or my wife and I will pay for your plane flight tickets to move to Florida and live "downstairs" while we take turns using you both as our personal sex slaves in exchange of a small stipend. [email protected]

honestly though if shes not already sexually open minded and she doesnt do any drugs and shes not a big drinker, I would give up on the idea. most normal people would be disgusted with you for bringing it up. but if shes one of the aforementioned things youve got a shot. good luck

If she isn't willing to post a shit coming out of her ass, then this thread is useless

National news is on in the east coast of USA, I have to go see what bullshit the libtards and out of touch MSM are trying to assassinate Trumps Presidency with tonight.

Abort, it's a trap! Op is faggot

Hello? Did your Obama phone run out of minutes?

Honesty and facts, the most fake shit ever

CLEVELAND STEAMER!!!!

Guys...
We started fucking and then my bf fell asleep keeek
Gomen~ the fun is over 4 2n8
(Faggot has a fucking thunder as his unlock sign it's easy to use his phone in b4)