Hey b I ruined everything a little while back
>be me
>high school junior year
>everything is well and I'm hanging out with my best friend
>He knows I am a gay grill
>Scrolling through my gallery together and (lets call him ranch) Ranch sees my busty risky lewd pic I took a while back.
>He gets turned on by it and we promise not to think of each other differently because of it
>use app called "Snapchat" to send nudes and save each one to some shit called my eyes only which is basically a gallery with a pin to access pictures.
>eventually start sending full nudes to Ranch and he loves it
>I start developing feelings
>I start greeting him with a hug and hiding when I would kiss his neck
>One day were sitting by each other at lunch
>Ranch is on my left, his best friend on my right.
>Lets call his best friend Potatoe
>Potatoe lost his phone and I offered him to use my phone so he can check his accounts and do what he needs to
>Potatoe sees I'm still logged in
>He goes through "my memories" aka Snapchat gallery
>He sees my eyes only and asks if he can see
>"Nah I'm not going to tell you don't touch it"
>He immediately tries to get in
His attempt was successful. Should I continue b and explain how this happened?
Hey b I ruined everything a little while back
idfc go.
Pics or it didn't happen
Stop asking for permission at the end of every green text. Jesus fuck. GET TO THE POINT
tits or gtfo
No.
I don't want to hear about your non-issue issue.
Get the fuck out unless you're going to post tits/ anything else worthwhile, which is probably only your tits.
I swear to god if this ends with ranch dressing and potato nonsense im gonna murder your family.
My hero
gtfo unless you're posting pics
im confused is op gay or a woman?
We could be so much more useful for this issue if you could provide said pictures
cancer either way.
>gay grill
lesbian me thinks
so a trap?
Charcoal or propane?
Well then the story makes no sense
Second
...
Honestly I just want to see if it ends with spaghetti in the pockets or walk the dinosaur
>Cocky af
>Pfft he's not going to figure it out
>He locks me out and knowing my pins for other things I have a habit of making patterns with 4 digit pins
>I totally forgot
>He gets the first three and needs one more
>rut roh
>snatch my phone out of his hands
>I tried not to talk about it and continued talking about stupid shit
>He takes the damn phone again and asks Ranch for the last digit
>Ranch answers "3"
>Ranch didn't know he had the rest of the pin
>FUCKING RANCH
>While I was telling ranch what he just did, Potatoe is scrolling though my nudes
>I hit the phone out of his hands and get overly embarrassed
>I don't say shit for the rest of lunch
> End lunch
>Walking up three flights of stairs and Potatoe comes behind me and slaps my ass
>whatthefuck.jpg
>I kick him and say not to do that shit again
>this is where I fuck up
>I texted him from another person's phone where he logged into his account
>I said "Touch me ever again and I will fuck the shit out you"
>keep in mind I'm awkward and I meant to sound tough but to this dude he must have found it sexy or something
>Fuck what did I just do
>He replies "Tempting"
>Wut
>This guy knows exactly what I wanted
>Wtf am I not gay
Part three coming up brb
Your story makes no sense just get on with the dinosaur or whatever
You are confused. I believe you want to get stuffed and are just playing the part of a rebellious scunt.
Are you retarded? Sounds like you're just a cock hungry slut who wants attention. Again, tits or gtfo.
i still don't understand if op is a lesbian, straight girl, or a faggot? Well regardless op is a faggot
THEY'RE A LESBIAN RETARD, BUT NOT REALLY ANYWAY BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO GET SPITROASTED BY RANCH AND POTATOE.
I just confused a bunch of people by saying I'm gay, I use it as a substitute for lesbian and I realised how fucking stupid i am. No pics, I'm underaged. If you don't want to hear about this post you're more than welcome to see the other posts and skip mine.
>I get what is called "benefits" with this dude
>I'm being played like a fiddle
>This entire time Potatoe wanted to get in my pants
> oh :(
>He gets very touchy with my and grabbing my thigh
>nani
>we're at lunch you shouldn't be doing this man
>Ranch is sitting in front of us this time
>Potatoe starts slipping his hands inside my pants
>oh
>Feels good
>I should be stopping him what am I doing.
>I let him do what he wants and he starts pleasing me
>This is the grossest thing I've ever done and I'm so disappointed in myself that I let this happen
>Try to maintain existing convo with Ranch
>I failed so hard
>I grab onto Potatoes jacket tighter and tighter
>Hiding my face and Ranch asks if I'm okay
>Lie to him
>Wanna know what I said?
>"YES I HAVE A HEADACHE"
>Ranch didn't buy it for a second
More coming this is longer than I thought
then shes not a goddam lesbian
I thought I was but boy was I not
ofcourse its gonna end with a lameass potato ranch pun or some shit while OP giggles like the little faggot he is
I mean I wish it ended that way.
>No pics, I'm underaged.
Get the fuck off my board
Underaged b&
Ain't that thumbnail from one of the episodes of the "Nordic hillbillies" series?
You sound like my gross slutty ex from highschool. How about you use some self control you stupid twat. It's what decent people do.
>No pics, I'm underaged
I'll give this thread another 3, 2, 1....
your story sucks more spaghetti!
MODS
UNDERAGE
B&
Where the mods at for this underage shit
>im underage
>has tons if nudes of self
>wont send pics
>grill
>not following the basic fucking rules of Sup Forums
Yeahh im out. Anybody who stays on this thread is a giant giga faggot for not following the rules.
Electric Induction Stovetop
fuck off
staying for whatever bs decides to deliver. not scared to be faggot
You'd better finish your story fast if you wanna get that shitty pun out OP.
>Ranch stops talking to me the next day
>He didn't attend the weekend CS:GO matches we always have
>Potatoe stops talking to me and never even looks at me anymore
>weeks go by not hearing anything from them even though we texted each other every day
>I get extremely depressed because Ranch was there when my Ex-Girlfriend dumped me and when I tried ending my miserable life
>I miss ranch so much
>On vacation with my family and ranch texts me
>He says "Give me potatoes handle."
>I text potatoe,"Ranch is asking for your account handle"
>He answers "What does he want?"
>Me: "I don't know should I give it to him?"
>He says go ahead.
>Silence from both parties until I decide to ask 20 minutes later
>"Hey Potatoe what did Ranch want?"
>Potatoe told me he asked about something that had to do with a fair going on
>Might as well believe it why not.
> They both stop talking to me
>Fast foward 2 weeks more not hearing from any of them
> Ranch texts me, "You do know why I stopped talking to you, right?"
GODDAMNIT
MODS!
No, you fuck off out of here.
Op tits or get the fuck out. You know the god dam rules.
Every faggot in this thread should be asking for tits. This isnt tumblr or reddit.
Fuck all this bullshit. We all know the fucking rules here. God fucking dam this place get flodded with more and more special snowflakes every god dam year.
Alright I'm going since I'm not following the rules sorry to waste your time guys
bye felica
you suck at telling stories
I'm sensing a pun coming on. something to do with ranch dressing and potato salad or something.
abandon thread
God this got boring fast. I think because you are such a shit story teller.
Tits or gtfo you cunt.
bamboozled
Good. Fuck off.
good you story made no sense and was shit
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
I honestly feel like I know you
You CZ?
One must be a fucking trash lesbian to tell a story so fucking badly
>there is now a generation that is confused about being straight
well while i want you to finish the story, rules are rules
tits or gtfo
Tits or get the fuck out.
Its literally as simple as that.
>let some dude play with my pussy because I have no self esteem.
>hurt sweet boy in process because I'm borderline socipathic and.only.care about what I want.
>kill myself
>13 reasons why
>I say "No why?"
>Ranch responds "Because i have feelings for you and potato already was with you"
>I respond saying i was never really with potato
>Ranch asks me to come hang out wit him when i get from vacation
>Get back from Vacation and go to ranchs
>potato is there too
>asked why here was there
>Neither says anything
>Potato grabs me by the throat and ranch takes my pants off
>They start raping me in my mouth and pussy
>eventually dp
>Crying in pain but im enjoying it secretly
>Both finish
>Take advantage whle there not paying attention
>Push both of them on the floor
>and
>Everbody walk the dinosaur
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kys
Shit story, fooled no-one. bg faggit
Just tell the rest of Damn story .
you should probably kill yourself dude
You never fail to dissapoint OP. You tell a shitty made up story, no one believes it, wrap it up with a stanky meme. I have terminal autismal cancer aids now. Thanks.
I honestly feel like I know you..
Are you from Czech by any chance?
your welcum
sure
IT WASN'T A TRUE STORY YOU STUPID CZECH BASTARD.
what?
Finish the story, I don't care about the rest, there's enough porn for me on the internet
Take a good laugh and continue, this one's on me
why did I know this was coming when I read the first line of your first post? you suck at this
Its a dude. If you want to see a cock, look down
because op is autistic