Soo.. I just picked up this chick at a beach bar. Fucked her cross eyed. She's a squirter...

Soo.. I just picked up this chick at a beach bar. Fucked her cross eyed. She's a squirter. Currently passed out in my bed. I kind of like her but...lelz

> trips decide

What do?

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Poop on her

Gorilla mask her

Turn camera around, stupid cunt. Then make a decent photo from her ass, pussy and boobs

God dammit. Ok. What is that

WINAR

you put glue on her face and sprinkle your pubes on the glue

shave pubes, jizz on her face, throw pubes on face.

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Also could you please post her ass or tits if any are visible ? Thank you.

Also OP how's Australia

WILL THE OP DO IT?! find out next time on Sup Forumsshit

This

She has her shorts on. But a fucking epic booty. One sec
I'm not fucked up enough to do this. I hate you fags. Wins will have to do

Nah, OP won't deliver.

pussy ass

Damn OP youz a bitch

And there you have it, op is a fag.

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these threads are pointless, OPs never deliver unless the trips are something that no one cares about like ''kiss her on the forehead'' ''call her tomorrow'' etc

okay instead of gorilla mask, jizz in her eye

T H I C C

Youz still a lil bitch OP

> American date format
> Australia

I'm a burger faggot

you fucked her silly til she passed out, then put her shorts back on her huh?

Rusty Trombone her!

I'll roll for this

he's a gentleman duh

fuck it jizz somewhere

NICE ! THANKS !
Alright
1)take nutela or jam or shit
2)spread thing you chose over a part of her body you chose
3)start licking it
4)have fun

MArry her! hahaha that would be so funny!

lmao this

Dubs of truth have spoken

Ok this I can do. We just fucked for like 2 hours so it will take some time. Anything else while I try to jizz on face?

The picture you posted in the first post clearly shows you're upside down :^)

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prob just took her top off while she fell asleep lol op is sad

Winrar!!!!!!

open his pussy an lik it

no nigga, you jizz inside her motherfucking eye

I'm a fucking retard. Any way I turn camera it ends up fucked up

Alright, now jizz on her back!

Dude don't worry haah it's a joke man.

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I just woke her up trying to get her pants off you stupid cunts. /thread

Look out for more she's out of it

Another winrar. Come on OP

kill her

Thank you. Now the back and the tits, if possible

Trips! LETS GO

omg

Surely OP will not disappoint

You mother fuckers. Why do I hate Sup Forums now?

DOUBLE WINRAR

Post tits

kill that bitch

MURDER OR GTFO

OPs a gigantic winged faggot. He can't even post tits despite her being so out of it and not wearing a top

tell her to go home

I mean, might as well slap the bitch op

fuck

Here we go

Holy fuck
do it
do it
do it
do it

Put your cock on her face and post pic

Fuckin win!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OP IS GOING TO JAIL IF HE ISNT A FAGGOT!!

sure is summer in here

rolling

Tit

Make her a nice breakfast.

Rerol

fag turn 360 degrees and run out then

Who let the whale into your bed

so close

she looks... not attractive

Show pussy

try to put her on her back so we can see more

REREROLL

Anus

reroll

not the most flattering angle

she's a squirter. keep er.

FINGER HER ASSHOLE

If God didnt want you to kill her, user wouldnt have gotten trips. Dues vult user, dues vult

bait harder, newfriend

take her shorts off

Bad angle. She's really pretty. And royally shit faced

do this OP

keep her

You're making her breakfast you fucking faggot.

And pussy

Working on it user

rawling

REROLL

jizz on her fucking face already.

Jeezus, is it that hard?

If shes shitfaced get her naked you and share you faggot

if she's royally shit faced then you're good to start putting objects in her ass

REEE

shit in her pussy

Bust a nut on her face dood

so close... rerolling

OP, do this, seriously, just do it.

Im so happy you didnt get trips lmao