Live action Pokemon movie taps Guardians of the Galaxy and Gravity Falls writers

>Nicole Perlman and Alex Hirsch are in negotiations to write the live-action “Pokemon” pic for Legendary based on the upcoming game “Detective Pikachu.”

variety.com/2016/film/news/pokemon-movie-writers-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gravity-falls-1201831694/

what alternate universe did i drop into

No Danny Devito

NO SALE

this will be the most reddit thing ever holy fuck

The one where hitler lost

Welp, this is going to be the biggest piece of garbage to ever have existed.

>Pokemon is now Reddit

Fucking kill yourself holy fuck

>Alex Hirsch
Oh yes, please, make it happen. If there's one man for the job, it's him. The movie is still probably going to be shite anyway though.

>Alex Hirsch

I want Mel Gibson to voice him but I know he's too good for a shit movie like that

>Implying it isnt

I MEANT GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY AND GRAVITY FALLS
gee wilikers

I don't know if it's reddit but it's definitely for faggots

At least it's not Max "My Dad Kills People, I Kill the English Language" Landis.

>detective that can only say one word

huh really makes me think

I'm just glad its not gonna be based on the SHIT cartoon. That show is complete SHIT.

>Alex FUCKIN' Hirsch
Oh, so we can expect an actual fucking mystery? Sweet.

detective pikachu has a manly voice

He'll actually talk in the movie. I'm assuming it's a Mystery Dungeon dealio.

Hence, Danny Devito.

>gotg
>writer
pick one

So who are they going to make black?

Any news about this that isn't Danny Devito is bad news

Will this be Pokékino?

Pokemon is for faggots born in the 90's or after.

It's reddit, but it's sure as hell is cancerous. Still more tolerable than most fandoms though.

pikachu of course

but i was born in the 80's what kind of parents would by their sub double digit year old kids a gameboy?