Fucked up sexual histories

Fucked up sexual histories.

When I was around 10 I used to make the neighbor girl wear a collar and leash and pretend to be my dog. When we were alone I made her strip or would threaten to beat her with a newspaper and call her bad dog.

When I lost my virginity, it was to my friends girlfriend while he watched. He often encouraged me to fuck her but rarely did because he was kinda nuts and thought he might freak out randomly.

First real girlfriend was at 18, moved in with her, fucked constantly, she eventually started talking about me breeding her and training her daughter to be a sex slave while blowing me in the kitchen. Mocked me over how hard I got.

String of daddy/daughter relationships after that incest heavy themed relationships after that.

Girl wanted me to humiliate her. Smacked her in the face, made her oink, called her worthless, forced her to blow her dog. She said I went too far and stopped talking to me afterwards. Found out later she got married.

Slept with a Jewish girl in college and she fucked me regularly but wrote a poem for her class about how she didn't think I was attractive but just kept me around because she liked the way I fucked her.

Fucked a mentally handicapped girl (lightly, she read books and shit but there was definitely something off) regularly. Would pick out her clothes. Things got sour because she wanted me to impregnate her and have lots of kids. I was also sleeping with this random internet girl for a threesome once and after we found out her ex boyfriend was cheating on her while she was dating her on the same girl. (Not even from a small town, it was just insanely ironic)

Fucked my older brothers friend's wife who was pretty hot. I felt bad at first because her husband was ok guy but found out that her was ok with her hanging out with me alone because he thought I was too fat for her.

>Fucked a mentally handicapped girl
kek

Smiled.

Bump.

I feel bad for that snake. All that noise and so many people people and probably camera flashes.

Used to jerk it to this neighbour milf all the time. She had big open windows. One day she caught me yet she still kept getting changed in front of the windows. I rubbed my dick raw watching her everyday.

I mean, alright. She had that retarded girl voice a bit. She read twilight and watched bad TV shows. She was also absurdly hot. She was basically Jillian

Forgot picture

I guess the only other things worth mentioning is I used to fuck a girl who was like 43 and I was 21. My mom had a field day with this because she said "she's old enough to be your mother user!"
"No she isn..... Oh fuck she is"
She wasn't attractive but one of my customers at my work that was a regular wanted me to get with her because her sister (the older woman) just got out of a divorce.
While we were fucking on her bed her dog jumped up in the bed (she had like 3 giant dogs) and was growing at me from behind. So I kicked the dog off the bed and flipped backwards and broke it's hip. We had to immediately get dressed and visit a 24 hour vet.

I dated a coworker who I didn't like much because she was an idiot and didn't even have the excuse of being handicapped. She was also a pedo and had to go I through a bunch of stuff because she gave a baby a blowjob when she was a teenager. I broke up with her after she was eating some avacado salsa chips and said "what is an avacado anyways?"

>grew up with girl, like a cousin but not actually related.
>like 5 years old she would always ask me to touch her pussy
>i had no idea what the fuck it was so did it
>by 7 i would eat her pussy
>she would play with my dick
>tried fucking when we were 10
>fucked properly when we were 11
>fucked her ass when we were 12

So basically, you're Quagmire

I'm kinda curious if this is a unique experience or common because I seem to hook up with really bizarre circumstances a lot

No sexual history.

FML

Why have you had no sexual history though

I kinda did all those things but instead of doing them I fap alone in my room or sometimes in the loo

i've gone 9 days without fucking an escort and it's painful. rampant sex addiction is a pain in the ass, although the sex can be great.

My mom used to let me masturbate to her naked. Touching was completely off-limits though.

It started out as a 'one time thing' and slowly turned into a nightly thing.

Went on from the time I was about 16 until I was 21ish. She abruptly said we had to stop. Told me at the beginning of the week that it was the last week we were doing it. I thought/hoped she was going to let me touch her or she was going to touch me on the last day of it but it never happened.

I wouldn't necessarily say I'm damaged from it but I definitely still fantasize about her and have a serious mommy fetish.

Had sex with 2 family members. Both cousins. One guy one and one girl. Nailed a girl with my brother. We DPd and spit roasted her. Fucked a girl for about a year who was into all kinds of fucked up shit. I was constantly cucking her, even fucked her sister on a few occasions. One time I had her sister over for a night of fun while she was tied up in the bedroom, when me and the sister were done I made her suck my dick. Was pretty great. She could only cum when I was strangling her though. Almost killed her a couple of times not being careful.

Pretty much all i got.

If you're going to choke a girl just put your fingers around her neck and no thumb in the Adams Apple. She'll pass out before she dies

Well yeah NOW i know that.

Story?

fukkin lold @
>I broke up with her after she was eating some avacado salsa chips and said "what is an avacado anyways?"

thanks man

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