Would you fuck a horse for $500 Sup Forums

would you fuck a horse for $500 Sup Forums

I gotta get the money first...

I'd do it for free if nobody finds out

I do that shit for free, I do alotta things for free

i'd fuck your mom for free

yes

I would and I have (female mare)

my mum* you stupid seppo cunt

Fuck no OP, but for $600...then maybe I'd consider it.

Are you kidding? I'd pay to fuck a mare like that.

Mare pussy is best pussy.

It really is

I wouldn't pay more than $100,

no. too cheap. probably been banged by more poz pigs than a truckstop gloryhole. good sex with a mare or stallion usually costs at least 1500-3000, better just to own your own.

A bit expensive, but ok

I'll go as high as $550, but I provide the horse.

I've done it, it's great

How'd it feel?

>Muh nigga

The real question is would the horse fuck you for $500?

I am one of the richest people on earth

i would do it for free if someone is watching the act

> implying that isn't what he is asking for

I'd pay $500 to fuck a horse. A gay one though.

>would you get fucked BY a horse for 500$

fuck i just said that

Cool, its my birthday tomorrow can you give me some money?

I'll do it 500 times for $1 a piece

Much warmer than human vagina, not as tight but cups your cock fairly nicely also much much wetter, softer and smoother.

Also, horse vagina has a lot of muscle to that literally sucks your balls dry, it's great. Sometimes I'd just go balls deep and let the muscles do the rest.

No, that's gay

do I live?

Look at that greatness, if that doesn't make you want to stick your face in it and start pleasing that mare, you're not normal.

Also, I'd do it for less.

Basically this.

Pluses are also 1) having a tail to play with, which is different 2) big hips to grab and 3) not being able to get her pregnant, although that's just a interspecies thing in general.

I would be afraid of gettin back kicked and killed, those horses are crazy strong w the kick.

ever done anal?

Already have, being payed to do so sounds great.

Haven't had the chance, no. Someday, with a mare I love and trust.

Ever get kicked

Minty m8

Yup, really hot but dry and much much more tighter. Love both. To me the asshole looks hotter than the pussy but the pussy feels better.

No, I don't go around fucking wild ones

beast thread?

Poor guy, at least he died getting done by what he loved

It's not like it was his first time, I think he just took it too far. Colons aren't designed for that kind of abuse

U wanna get b&ed m8ey?

beastiality sex sites anyone?

this

I bought a large Atlas the Unicorn from twintail creations for $150 or so. A real horse would probably have a much higher fatality rate.

At least if I have to bottom.
In general I am not super fond of the idea of fucking animals. Not because of obscenity because let's be honest, people treat animals like shit on a daily basis in farms. Pigs are castrated without sedative. Chickens live in their own shit to the point where they get chemical burns and a sizeable percentage just die...

But I think it's a bad idea for 2 reasons.
1) an animal runs on instinct and could potentially kill you.
2) fucking gross diseases. And general hygiene concerns.

indeed, its the best

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>733006421
I'd do it for free
>inb4 /mlp/

There is also Chance from Bad Dragon if you are into those.

Or exotix erotics.

Just get a horse dildo.

I'd pay $500 for a horse to fuck as much as I'd want

Yes

The disease thing is pretty exaggerated. Unless you're in the backwoods of a 3rd world country you don't have a lot to worry about.

The other is a legitimate concern, especially with stallions.

what's the backstory to this

I would do it for free.

>female mare
bruh

Look at this marepussy quiver at the touch of just a man's fingers, imagine how tight it would be with a cock shoved in

Google Mr.Hands

That's a portion of footage recorded before the incident that caused the Enumclaw Horse Sex Case.

The infamous Mr. Hands is on the receiving end here.

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I always thought horses kicked you if you went behind then

cityfag found

Oh no you found me, no one can know this

If you scare them and do stupid shit like this gif, then yes.

not if rub that pussy right.

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>an animal runs on instinct and could potentially kill you.
This is true but unlikely so long as the animal trusts you. There is always an inherent risk with a 900lb+ animal

>fucking gross diseases. And general hygiene concerns.
Zoonotic transmission of disease is most commonly a food-borne or broken skin via bites/scratches sort of thing. The odds of transmitting something via genitalia is probably no different than petting a horse. You're most likely to pick up some sort of skin rash on your arms or legs like ringworm. STD species responsible for infecting horses and similar animals only indect those animals. STD species that infect humans only infect humams. Just wash with a little soap and warm water before and you're all good

Sup Forums would fuck a wood pile on the odd chance there was a snake in it.

True story.

What's snake pussy like?

Slithery

Tight and kinda awkward to get to

Dis nigga got it

More pls

Hands down. I would spend all of my life's savings to get some tight horse pussy. I would kill multiple orphan children just to stick my rock solid 4' 1/2" inches into an horses puss puss. I would kill more just to be able to spoonge in it.

/thread

First post is best post... most of the time.

nothing, someone post it

2 guys 1 horse

still nothing, either my internet sucks it it's in the memory hole

yes.

Fuck yes.

A mare could still kick you and yes that can easily be fatal.

I'd fuck a mare for free. Shit, I'd probably pay upwards of 20 dollars for the privilege

>the soft thud of your hips bucking into her firm buttocks
>the gentle tickling of her tail as it dangles over your arm
>the delicate kiss of her clitoris on your balls as she squeezes her muscles around your cock
>that sensation of being enveloped in warm flesh as you hilt it and empty yourself into her

Don't forget gently rubbing and groping that phat horse ass while you pound them

There must be a divine purpose for horses having asses like this

What about deer pussy?

For running?

STOP MAKING ME WANT TO FUCK A HORSE Sup Forums!

Stop, I can only get so erect

ask and you shall receive

Have you seen how deer fuck? Also how NOT well-endowed bucks are?

>think its that hole
>then see that even tinier sliver of folds
I need more...

That's why you bond with them and get them accustomed to you. You don't just walk up and stick your dick in a strange animal. There's a risk of being thrown and trampled riding horses. They're big and strong. They're sexy af but they need respect

Maybe 5 million. With a condom. Thinking about jesus.

dont have many deer soz

For
You know you want it

I'd haggle them down to 250$

Dude I'd fuck a horse for $20
It's a win-win
Horse pussy is one of the best, right after Dolphin pussy

what does it feel like?
is it even tight for the average human?