What was your favorite most thrilling fap session?

What was your favorite most thrilling fap session?

>Touched my penis
>Stuff came out
>Shit was cash

Just then, I think. I fucked my arsehole with a hairbrush for the first time. Came buckets

Nice man

It's a tough one, as nobody really gets excited about a fap. But, when my kids were still in school, I would fap 3x a day.
First would be regular and secong a bit better but nut three would fire out with the force of a thousand suns and paint mt chest and belly. I loved those days because im normally a dribbler.
Side note I was drinking a gallon of water a day then.

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i prefer dana perino

When I stole one of my friends thongs. When j got home I used it to fap to her pictures like 85 times

I'd love to go weeks without fapping and then blast her and S.E. Cupp with thick ropes of ejaculate.

think timpf does anal?

Thank you; I now have a new goal in life.

i think she takes multiple bbc's in all holes whenever she can

Was on a boat with my best friend's family. Just came out of the water so had my towel like dangling over me while sitting at the table on the boat. His mom was the hottest milf I've ever known and she was the milf everyone thought was hot. She was wearing a bikini on the boat and was sitting across from me at the table on the boat. I was a bit horny (and maybe 15 at the time) so I proceeded to jerk myself off under the table and under my towel, through my bathing suit. I just looked at her sexy body and came through my pants, but concealed it with my towel until we got back to their house. Still my riskiest jerk off to date, but probably my best ever. Not sure if my friends mom ever could tell what I was doing, but she was fucking sexy so I don't really care.

Nice moves

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1) first time masturbating
2) first time masturbating with jerk off buddy
3) first time masturbating on cam
4) masturbating on cam 40 people
5) masturbating 3 times in a row for a chick on cam

You ever fap with her panties

The one where my ex-gf rub me off through my jeans in the middle of Spanish class. Me gusto mucho.

She's down for anything if you put her on TV

>be me
>last month
>boss calls
>"user, come to my house, need you to supervise hvac workers"
>easy money
>chill till workers leave
>its time
>go upstairs
>rummage
>find dirty panties of wife and daughters
>proceed to sniff panties and rub on dick
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>blow load on all the panties
>return to respective hampers
>call boss
>"theyre gone, going home now"
>go home and fap some more

my big titted cousin slept over and fell asleep on my couch with the tv on. she was on her back and i was able to stand behind the couch so i took my dick out and jerked off to her while staring at her big tits.
i came to her 3 times that night.

1. Meghan McCain.
2. Kimberly Guilfoyle.
3. Neil Cavuto.

Took a van to and from highschool because we lived in a different city. Usually 8 people on it. One day only 3 on the way back home. Sat in the way back. Girl one grade above me sits in seat in front she's hot. She lays down to take a nap. See green thong sticking out. Dick out fapping blow huge load into my sock

>take gf to study at fat cunts house
>fat cunt lives in the middle of the desert
>tell gf i'll drive home and to call me when she's done
>drive deeper into the middle of nowhere
>take a shit in the middle of the desert
>masturbate outside my car looking into dirt road


not really thrilling, more like liberating

A couple times. Was watching friend's dogs while his family was away once. The dogs stay in the like laundry room area, and there were panties literally hanging up in the room one time. I thought it was too hot not to jerk off to them. They were literally right there in front of me....too easy. The next day, I went up to her bedroom and went through her drawers to find panties and did it again. Got a little spooked because I saw security cameras inside the house though and didn't want to get caught

I have fapped with my friends mom's panties multiple times. She has so much lace and thongs. I wore one and jizzed all over it at their house. Had to steal it

Nice bro. Not sure if your friend's mom was like this, but my friend's knew she was sexy and wasn't afraid to show it. Was always in a bikini or tight clothes. Wanted to fuck her so badly but I was like 15 haha.

Yea she was hot. I was 16. Her panty drawer....so many faps

The first time i used vr porn.
Subconscious brain was totally convinced it was real. Felt like i was cheating on my gf. It was a huge rush.

I havent watched much since, but i never got that feeling again. I get a fraction of it though when the actress' face gets close to the camera.

Guys you gotta try that shit if you havent. A cheap vr set for your smartphone is like 29 bucks or less.

The first time i used vr porn.
Subconscious brain was totally convinced it was real. Felt like i was cheating on my gf. It was a huge rush.

I havent watched much since, but i never got that feeling again. I get a fraction of it though when the actress' face gets close to the camera.

Guys you gotta try that shit if you havent. A cheap vr set for your smartphone is like 20 bucks or less.

Sorry for double post. Aborted to correct price. Abort doesnt work on the phone ever.

Nice feet

Stole a thong from my hot aunt when we were at her place for Xmas dinner, was diamonds throughout dinner with them in my pocket. Fapped like crazy with them immediately when I got home.

Reported for spamming.

What kind color

Took my sister's bra, panties, and yoga pants and jacked off with them. I don't think I'll ever do it again but that was the biggest nut of my life.

she does not. And mind you Kat isn't as dumb as she acts on Gutfeld's show. Girl was valedictorian

it clearly didn't work on your mom either

What kind of panties you use? How old

Listening to my sister get fucked by her bf and his friend

They were black and very skimpy, loved wrapping them around my cock and fapping to pics of her.

Not used, sexy ones though. She's 19.

When I was 13 I jerked off while my gf and her little sister(10) did strip tease for me and groped eachother a little. I came when her little sister bit my gf nipple.

Thong?

the day i found scat

This is an easy one. Had a friend staying over for a few days. While she was out of the house I invaded her privacy, rooted through her things. Found the panties she had worn the previous day. Smothered my face with them, inhaling deeply, wrapped them round my cock etc. Had the best JO session I ever had. Only regret was that I couldn't last longer.

I do this with a friends vs red thong. Fapping to her picks I shoot buckets

Yeah, it matched with the bra. She definitely gets fucked by her bf in those.

What kind?

Lets see a pic of your friend user

>Sup Forums me
>be alone
>put cucumber up me arse
>shit it out and my anus prolapses
>came fucking hard
>cried like a baby when I saw it dangling below me.

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More Kat Timpf

Nice user, she's cute!

hot

They were pretty standard black panties. Nothing special tbh. But they smelt heavily of her, can't tell you how many buckets I could have filled cumming to them. Part of what made me shoot so fast was the idea of taking advantage of her trust and knowing how much she'd hate it if she knew. I JO over her fb pics and always enjoyed that she wouldn't like that too.

>Being so desensitized from regular porn that I had to jerk it to ponies

Would do things

This made me laugh

This

I know that feel, bro.

hot. more details? story?

I can promise you, as an acquaintance, she's not.

the first time i ever came with a dick in my ass