ITT: Secrets

ITT: Secrets

i like to jerk off into the ice cube trays at work

I'm 8 years into a relationship. I've cheated on her with probably 20 women aged from 15 to 40.

Im 22yo virgin
Im insecure about myself
Im dopamine addict (drugs,alcohol,jerking,sauna,music,energydrinks)
Im public wanker
I climbed on top of a radio tower to kill myself but changed my mind
Ive crashed into many warehouses and stores
Ive been ready to rape the next sidewalker, but none came

Yup, quite vanilla

Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Satanis, Lucifer.

Regularly fap on cam chat sites with girls of a questionable age.

i have lost count how many dogs fucked me in the ass

Tried to kill myself during my sophomore year of high school, never told a soul. usually wish I hadn't been a faggot about it and actually gone through with it

Die faggot

Are you the gril from yesterday?

Got my first blowjob from my 60 year old neighbor. He was great!

I like to fap for people on kik for celebs. Anyone do the same?

I want to plow my aunt.

Oh shit I got dubs

Have about 300 pics of a chubby slut wife i know. I think about sending them to her sons friends and exposing her all the time.

Lol femanon, go home youre drunk.

I stalk these threads just waiting to see if the cheating girl from Georgia posts.

Theres this boy I really really like but everytime he tries to tell me something important I turn on my autism and shy away. I swear he's asking to be my husband which I will humbly reply "yes baby!"

i don't really jerk off, i just hump the floor till i cum

Same here...but its a little bit more (hookers included)

I'm a 6'4" black college football player with a 2 inch dick. The pain is real.

I'm a 6'4" black college football player with a 2 inch dick. The pain is real.

you won

I used to trap when I was 15-19 and I was so fucking feminine and sexy it was unreal, even though I am 6'2''.... Would probably go fully trap if I was not so tall, it's kind of a give away..

I wear size 8 in shoes, and got tiny hands, narrow shoulders... but still, im too tall

Not a femanon, am drunk

I tell myself I hate my dad for ass fucking me from when I was 8 till I was 14, but deep down I know its because he just stopped without telling me why.

Are you virgin?

I have a huge urge to cheat on my wife.. and I kind of want her to do the same to me.

what site user?

dont do it, or youll complete the full transformation into a cuck

Xpost from another thread...

I just-the-tipped my sister when we were something like 6 and 7. We didn't really realize what we were doing. We had recently learned about sex and we were just kind of playing imagine because we didn't have real toys to play with, so we were like imagining being parents, so since it is required, we kind of pushed them together a bit, I got about as far as my head in and then she started laughing and said it tickled and pushed it away, so we put out pants back on and continued with the next part of the game. Neither of us thought anything of it at the time.

Then at some point in like 5th or 6th grade I realized the gravity of the fact that my sister and I sort of fucked and I like freaked out. I remember scrubbing my penis when I first realized, as if it made a difference all this time later.

It has never been brought up since. I'm not sure if she remembers. She must, after all, I do, right?

I'm ok with that.

but why, how did you end up here?

Then just talk to her about it

Im in a committed relationship with a 14 year old girl on the internet, we talk everyday, and i help her, listen to her and love her so much

im 18 BTW

Probably because of an ex.

We've had threesomes before.. just never took the next step.

im sorry to hear that, just really think about it before you make any rash decisions, think about what you could lose and if its worth it

Omegle, chat roulette chat alternative etc, try it out

You are doing what we all think you are doing right?

Not really a secret but

My 3 best friends from elementry school are all going off to collage, theyve been like brothers to me, and i cant handle knowing ill rarely ever see them again, maybe never

I'm not afraid of losing her. She enjoyed the other guy's cock a lot.. he even made her squirt for the first time.. but he was just a toy for both of us to play with. Sex is sex.. but she and I love each other.

and what would that be?

Oh my God, do you and her sex. Like talking to a 14 year old child.

My mom had a friend who's daughter was molested for years by her father. When I was 12 and the girl 9 they left me to watch her while they went shopping. Everything was normal until I went to check on her a second time. She was still playing dolls but she was now just in her underwear and the dolls were in sex positions. When I asked if she was ok she blindsided me by asking if I knew how to "sperm". I had recently discovered jerking off but I as still embarrassed about it so I said no. I wanted to walk out but she followed up real quick with "let me show you". My hormone filled head was curious so I said ok. She approached me pulled down my basketball shorts and underwear and put my dick right in her mouth. The feeling was overwhelming I could feel every little part she was touching in her mouth. She knew more about sex than me at this point. In what was probably two minutes I feel the familiar feeling building but this time it was far more intense than usual. While trying to hold back I can tell I can't and I just let my load go into her mouth. She swallowed then said "see that's how boys sperm" I told her thank you and she smiled. From then till she was 17 we would hook up and have sex often. Her mom found out when she was 13 but she wasn't upset( of course that when she thought it started) and just told us to be safe.

I ment sext. Fucking auto correct.

its over the internet, how the fuck do i have sex with her?

Mah nigga

saw this yesterday

copypasta much

And what does she do all day? And has she done all this time?

let me rephrase: mutual masturbation over skype

If you went through with it, you wouldn't have gotten dubs

I have a SVD with 10 depleted uranium rounds buried in a forest 50 km from town. I'm waiting the call for a high profile job this week.

just normal teen things, we mostly just talk and fuck around online, you gotta really use your imagination to keep a non physical relationship buzzing

no, dont wanna lose her to being V&, though she has quite the perverted attitude, so i could probs ask and do it

...

meh, sex play between siblings or other relatives before puberty is not a huge deal and happens a lot irl, certainly doesn't count as incest

hell, it's even considered developmentally normative

now post-pubescent sexual interaction between close relatives or if there is a huge age gap... that's the fucked-up stuff

Ah apologize my friend.

My buddy's ex gf was around that height. Thicc too. We called her the Amazon. Go for the trap look if it makes you happy, m8.

i like to surf the Sup Forums for scam ideas that i will never implement but fantasize that i will

>Apologies.
Guess im drunk too lol.

Porn addicted

>dont wanna lose her to being V&
that'd only happen if she turned you in, and if she's doing that you're probably fucked regardless.

I'm not saying screencap and keep copies here.

i call massage parlors, agencies, and escorts. would my gf be upset?

nigga that's gay

Yup, quite a faggot

worried I have significant potential to be a serial killer, especially since people frequently say I'm charming and "safe" while inside I'm pretty much emotionally dead and frequently fantasize about torturing random strangers

Did someone say dubs?

I never get dubs.

ayy I'm drunk too

Jesus user

even in a weird circumstance we did do that, im not retarded and would never keep a screencap

same here

When you stop worrying about that, that when you know you will turn.

Same. They say late bedwetting is a sign for that shit and I was wetting til I was like 14. Scares me sometimes.

hm, interesting. I assume you are talking about a rug/carpet and not linoleum or hardwood or something?

sometimes I select pictures of street signs and gas stations online in order to have my voice heard

yooo DU is sick, does it really catch on fire when it hits things?

Yeah, probably. I have a girlfriend and an apartment and a okay job and a lot of friends that I care about, but part of me knows that some day the calculus of whether it's worth it or not to just start torturing and killing people for the experience will add up to me crossing that threshold

Is she from France?

no, United Kingdom instead

>When I was 12 and the girl 9
>Her mom found out when she was 13 but she wasn't upset( of course that when she thought it started) and just told us to be safe.

So you were a 16 year old fucking a 13 year old and her mother was like "lol that's cool!"
Guessing it wasn't the mother that put an end to the daddy abuse.

I'm conflicted about my spiritual beliefs. I tell myself there's no ghosts or god or whatever, but at the same time I want to believe. And there's a few things I've experienced that make me doubt my purely logical beliefs.

dead inside
Just continue on with life and pretend to be happy to keep up appearances

Got drunk, drove home, another drunkie hit my car, both spun out, he left scene, my car totaled.
Got busted, had no chance, plead guilty. Suspended, but drove anyway, drove to court dates and shit.
Year later suspension lifted, but was driving anyway.
Insurance was rape, so drove without for 3 years till went down. Meanwhile I applied for pardon and was granted 5 months ago.

Haven't told anyone about my defieance. I beat the system in a way.

Felt up niece's puss on the pool, I was 19 she was 13. She moaned and drooled all over me.

Have watched every kind of porn. Every. Kind. Normal Sup Forums stuff, I guess.

My gf is thick and sexy and so fucking pretty, but got a whore just to try out what would a petite girl would feel like.

Used to send pics of my gf and my dick to this girl I knew, she send me nudes in exchange.

Posed as a girl online so many times. Got over $500 so far scamming horny virgins.

Punk kid tried to rob me, used my steel ball keychain to beat the shit out of him. Left him bloody on the floor. Stole his wallet.

Secretly want to be a transgender m to f (still like girls, no homo), but too fucking lazy and poor to get hormones, get op, stay fit, shave, etc.

Oh, also I've never seeded a torrent.

Brit bong girls so easy

During my freshman year in college I was about to lose my virginity to a friends friend but she ended up wanting to do rape roleplay while we both had to much alcohol. She zip tied my legs together then my hands, she then proceeded to pull my pants down. She started to push my penis into me with a sadistic face. I screamed and my friend rushed in and got me out, I have a fear of trusting young women now

I don't see too much of a problem with that. As long as the two people in the relationship are educated about sex and have consent.

I wasn't a late bedwetter, nor did/do I torture animals (animals are way cooler than people and it just seems like a waste imho)

I do have a lot of the other traits though, especially being a social /sexual late bloomer, having drug problems and a voyeuristic streak

>she started to push my pens into me
Explain

god damn, your lucky your alive, just imagine the sadistic shit she would do to you if you wernt rescued

Saaaaaame, brother.

Did she get caught?

Posted this yesterday sobs suppose a bit pasta.

There's an alleyway at the side of my house where teens hang out drinking and smoking. I walked up there the other week and a group of girls asked if I would go into the shop for them to buy cider.

I asked what do I get out if this? The chubby one in the group pipes up and says, I'll show you my tits.

Can I fap at the same time while you all watch?

Sure

They got cider, I had 4 girls watch me fap while one had her tits out. They giggled, I came was a great day.

Im the same way user, dont worry about it, its just your emotions hyping up and trying to take control, as long as you tell yourself you dont believe then you dont, even if you run down the hallway when you hear the floor creek

i fap n smoke bud everyday. u think they are watching me?

ALMOSt died last night, just not enough opiates in my system. I blacked out for a full day and was completely unresponsive but unfortunately still breathing. I'll post the suicide note if interested, or just take the printed copy and post that tomorrow. I'm honestly glad I didn't, my family would've been devastated. I don't remember anything but knowing someone found me laying on the floor half dead and wondering if I'd make it makes me feel pretty sick. If I do it again I'll plan it carefully. I didn't even mean to an hero that night

Do you use the word fap IRL?

Not last night lol, Tuesday. Fuck memory loss. P

Im not sure, maybe the gay ones

Depends. What's really nice is that I don't have to worry about Kevlar.

May I read the suicide note?