Help me Sup Forums never done buttstuff before so unsure what is acceptable for her first time

Help me Sup Forums never done buttstuff before so unsure what is acceptable for her first time.
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Girlfriend asked me to do stuff to her butt, didn't title thread properly reeee

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Basically let her get on top and feel it out for herself. If you're the one controlling it you're going to hurt her and it will never happen again.

One of my friends pooped on a guy once as well though this is extremely rare just make sure you can handle it if shit goes down. Ha Ha

As a girl who just popped her anal cherry, use a toy before using your dick. An anal plug works fine, and if it vibrates it sort of helps it go in easier because she's focused on that instead of it going in. I also find if you do vaginal while probing around in her ass, she'll tend to get off to it way more.

Doggy seems to be the easiest position for introductory anal btw

>what is acceptable
>first time

get her a feeldoe. First time anal can often be awkward or painful for a woman. The best you can do is give her the opportunity to explore the other side, by letting her penetrate your anus. Once she's comfortable entering your butt (and once you have a good understanding for how it feels) you can move on to entering your penis into her anus.

But seriously? feeldoe, first.
That should be the first buttstuff for everyone of all genders.

did she specify penetration? My gf loves when I play with her asshole but hates when I stick anything in there....

Lying doggy in my opinion. Also foreplay licking her pussy while stuffing anal slightly with fingers.

bitch what? If youre gonna fuck a girl be ready to get shit on? Youre retarded, but youre insight into the female psyche i guess

If you do decide to introduce fingers, for the love of god please trim your fingernails first OP. Nothing worse than a scratched rectum

Eat her ass out, she'll love it.
Start with 1 finger, lots of spit/lube but play with her pussy more. Like the butt stuff is just extra and she'll ease into it.
Keep her on her back, it's more comfortable and will help her relax and breath out.

Baby steps, it's not porn. Porn stars warm up before anal scenes which makes it appear easier than it is.

thats Tina Hot if anyone cares

>fucking the hole that shit comes out of
>not being prepared for shit to come out of

Listen sperglord, it's a possibility however slight. If it does happen and you lose your shit, she probably won't ever wanna try again with you or anyone else because you're a little bitch.

Every single chick i fucked in the ass i got shit on me. Sometimes its a tiny fleck sometimes its a little more. Just happens.

Thank you, you beautiful bastards.

Yeah I always keep my nails trimmed, can't stand long nails.

If you want a lube that doesn't get all over the god damn place, Fuckwater seems to do the trick for me, OP

Also, I highly doubt she'll shit "all over you", more like there might be some risidual colour to the lube on the way out. Don't stress compadre.

more like
>virgin

and yourself, a non-virgin, already realize there are things far more disgusting than "poo-poo" that can and DO routinely emerge from boy-holes and girl-holes.

Never done it with any of my partners. Never will. No ones asked for it or expected it.

Makes sense because its gross and nasty.

It's nice if you receive pleasure from it, but some people just don't feel that good feeling like others do.

Don't get fuckwater in the UK I don't think, I have some supersilk which is waterbased, also some ky jelly.
I'm not worried about shit, it's obvious it can happen.

Fingers is a good introduction to ass play. I started eating my girls ass every now and then and over time started fingering her ass when finger her, then started full on finger fucking it now straight up anal sex pretty regularly and we both love it

By the way, you may wanna wear a condom, for 2 reasons:
- technically you can get an infection from poop in your peep
- your penis smells really bad afterwards if you don't, even if you wash it a lot
- if she decides to stop after 10 seconds you can still have sex without having to go scrub your dickhead for 10 minutes

Technically that was three reasons, but I am too high to count that far without making a mistake

Actually got a question of my own here (no point in starting a new thread)
me and my girlfriend want to try anal, discussed it quite a lot, and we're both very down.
issue is, she's smaller than me, like, MUCH smaller than me. She's a very petite 4'11 gal and I'm well built 6'2, so my question is,
are there any extra precautions we should take when trying this? or are we fine to follow the advice of general butt stuff?

okay so she has to be very comfortable and relaxed with you for any of this to even happen.
personally i liked to "warm up" the anus first. by warm up i mean play with the outside a bit let her feel comfortable with you even touching the region. from there add lube and then slip a finger in get to the knuckle. work in and out from there. once shes comfortable with that add a finger. if she cant handle two fingers going in and out of her ass most likely she cant handle a penis.consistently add lube. i suggest a silicon based lube because water based absorbs into the body and you have to reapply sooner. when youre ready for the penis to go add lube lots of lube go slow and its all on her at this point. good luck

Is your dick normally too big for her? She probably has a petite poopchute, so just follow the advice of and make sure she's as loose as possible.

If you mean it in some other way then it's the same as sex, man...

Make sure she'd prepared to not be able to walk straight for a few days. Unless you're a tall guy with a small cock but I assume you're at least average cock size

I can't tell if that was a compliment or an insult.

Why are there so many scared little bitches in this thread? There are certain things you accept when fucking a girls asshole. Jesus Christ, you guys.

I don't even get what is saying...

Dude, I fucked a bunch of girls in the asshole and I never accepted Jesus Christ. In fact, I thought he frowned upon this kind of thing...

Slow and easy with LOTS of fucking lube. If it takes 45 minutes for her to take your cock, you're doing it right. Don't hurt her and ruin it forever.

Nah Sup Forumsro. Just when mustaches touch nutsacks. It was a totally accepted thing back in that time to buttfuck so as to preserve a fair maidens holiest of holies.

A 7 incher I'm packing, she's more than a little strained after a lengthy session even vaginally, so i'm a bit worried anally. And she's really tight too, can barely get a finger in there anally without a good bit of saliva.

dic pic related

Wow, that looks exactly like me, except you got jewdick, tiny pink hairless balls, razor burn and mine's not attached to a pussy. But nice man, good job!

God damn. You get your shit waxed or what? I tried shaving with a razor and it was a huge mistake. Fucking ingrown hairs all day.

Many thanks superior non jew dick user.

Fortunately no, just a razer and a whole lot of time.

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shave in the direction the hair grows user this is a godsend

Thanks for the tip, user.

np man glad my trap shaving advice can help a fellow shaver

no bro, don't shave the tip! Skip that part!