Mediterranean master race reporting in...

Mediterranean master race reporting in. The cradle of Western Civilization as well as objectively the most attractive phenotype of any people on Earth. How can you even compete?

>mediterraneans
>not too pale nor too dark, perfect balance
>created civilization but not soulless autistic workaholic robots like northern euro or adians, to enjoy life

the true masterrace indeed

100% percent Iberian blood reporting in.

It's kind of funny knowing that our Roman ancestors probably owned the ancestors of all the "muh german heritage" faggots on here. I wonder if the rest of Europe would still be Africa tier without us?

good-looking but not better than other guys I've seen

also needs more body fat, bigger pecs and arms, and less ab definition

Indeed. Britcucks and Krauts ruined the "joie de vivre" and replaced it with GDP growth.

Indeed.

this pic is gay, mario.

hi Sup Forums
am i still a nigger or now we are masterrace?
regards a.b.

Are Iberians Mediterranean??

too brown, more fair and robust but still med types (n. Italy, s. France, Spain) are better

They're basically a mixture of most Mediterranean peoples, so yes.

eyes too small

face too wide

but not ugly

With Celtic and Suebi/Visigoth blood at least in PT. Not only med blood.

>American flag

Sorry fellow burger but you're a mutt, not Mediterranean

Yeah they WERE masterrace desu. Much like aryans, they're effectively useless now. But at the very least there is still quite a healthy number of beautiful meds.

>yfw when a vikangz first bath was his forced baptism in a barrel as missionaries burned his magic pagan trees

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Can confirm. Polish visiting germanistan. The people here are so soulless. I mean having a job is nice, but there are other fun things in life.

Today's Italians are Vandal and Goth rape babies.

hooded eyes and wide faces are pretty alpha though tbqh, most proper meds tent to be too leptoprosopic to my taste

Do Italians have big dicks?

I'd like to have a mediterrarian girl, they are so much superior to slavic.Don't doubt my ability to get them, just recommend me what are the best places on Internet to meet them.

Funny, I would think the master race would be made up of tall, powerful men. Nigga, everyone over there is like 5 foot nothin. Your women love big American dicks too. Master race indeed, go on with your falafel

yeah but we're also big liars so I won't trust self-reported stats too much :^)

mediterranians want slavic girls ,slavs want med girls,what is that?

your women are ugly

Greetings.

fuck that pic is hot

I wish I were taking a shower with him, we could play tummy sticks

>Do Italians have big dicks?

8 inch nerver used, 25yo

if gay, please kill yourself
if woman, tits or gtfo

What's considered meds here? Italians, Greeks, Spaniards etc? All med countries incl. north africa, syria etc? How about the balkans, croats etc look kinda med, or are they slavs?

ok mr 60%

Is there a single ugly person in this picture? Maybe Busquets and Puyol, but even they are nowhere near the level of Wayne Rooney or Tony Kroos.

>only two options
um excuse xir

Cypriot reporting

GDP growth based on fiscal and monetary policy . Stupid anglos copying a two thousand years old government recipes without understand why the roman or spanish empires collapsed.

>tummy sticks
>woman
I don't think you're getting this

also that man is beautiful, I think even straight guys would like to shower with him :3

Beauty is subjective, no way to quantify it. I prefer blondes myself.

According to stats Meds are the fastest growing in terms of cm/decade or something and in certain areas the differences with n. Europe are already fairly small(in Italy people from n. east are like 178cm tall on average, while Campanians for instance are 173cm).

>hooded eyes and wide faces are pretty alpha though tbqh

not interested in "alpha"

interested in beautiful

canada being a cuck even while shitposting
nice
an hero
become one

>Beauty is subjective
lolno
What you're talking about is preference (ie two beautiful women, one blonde, one brunette, which do you go for?), not beauty. No one prefers uglies

well how do you judge masculine beauty from a non homo point of view?

Meds are all the dagos currently residing in:
Italy
Spain
France
Portugal
Greece
Cyprus
Albania
Romania
Bulgaria (some)
Switzerland (some)
Austria (some)
Slovenia (some)
Bosnia (some)
Serbia (some)
Croatia (some)
Keep in mind that balkanoids were slavonized and mixed with newcommers around 501ad.

Med rapebabies:
Turkey (some - most of them are arab/semite now)
South America

In short: all the nations cucked by rome/alex at some point except for the obvious african/eastern ones with some sort of minor admixture.

Med: brownish/black hair and sharp (western euro-like facial features).

ask your mom about my sicilian striker

there are three standards:

1) aesthetic beauty

2) sexiness

3) what hetero men think is attractive in men

Two of the three are valid.

>well how do you judge masculine beauty from a non homo point of view?

You can't. You either have to be a woman or a fag.

100% true, i had one ukranian girlfriend. Really hot but very crazy.

Exactly, if you go up to a dude and say "Bro you are aesthetically pleasing to my eye." That's pretty gay senpai

pro tip: research from around the world finds that most people are a little bit bi

not a whole lot, but a little

the moment I read the post I knew you were american, why are you people so insecure about your sexuality? if you can appreciate male beauty and not get a boner you are definitely not gay

Only a fag would go "t-that's p-p-p-ppp-pretty handsome man".

If you have eyes on your face, you can notice the difference between, I don't know, Brad Pitt and Abu Hajaar.

> mfw I can't tell if I am on Sup Forums, /fit/ or /hm/
> mfw it's actually Sup Forums

80% Libyan blood reporting in (some Italian in mah genes)

>regularly visiting Sup Forums, /fit/ or /hm
???

*vomits*

why?

don't you have some gold to sift through Pope Francis?

>Mediterranean
CODE WORD FOR T*RK
IF YOUR EYES AREN'T IN THE ***LEAST*** A LIGHT BROWN, YOU ARE NOT HUMAN
LOOK AT HIS NIPPLES, THEY'RE NOT EVEN PINK

Is this really a surprise that Sup Forums has some homoerotic undercurrents? The hero of this board was asexual and used to hang out with people like Rohm.

Those three are definitely core-med with influence spreading everywhere.

You'd probably still be living in grass houses and glorifying raping and pillaging of our culture didn't civilize you snowniggers.

I wonder why most Mediterranean countries are shit tier if you guys are the master race...

Pfft... We cucked the north.

And our prime is now. You've had your fun dagos. Make way for the real Aryans ;)

You have a slightly higher HDI and make some more shekels while being 10 times more cucked and at risk of extinction, wanna trade?

Germany #BTFO

>implying I'm German

Haha jokes on you I'm Asian

Mediterranean here
Can confirm

Germany confirmed KEKED

when you say asian do you mean from where? paki, middle eastren, jungle gook, east gook, mongolians?

OP is not lying. OP speaks the truth. We are the Master Race.

Indonesian here. Tbh, I feel more privileged than the Germans here from the way they are treating me.

Is this guy not handsome to you?

not that much

How the hell should i know?

handsome man is second from left

i feel proud now

he was even more handsome when he was younger (like in Teen Wolf)

this is a better pic

yeah, looks healthy and pretty alpha especially with that jawline

its that one guythat was on Rikers dick the whole episode. And thought riker was from canada lol

Amen.

North Koreans are the master race!How can you even compete?

wtf, they don't look yellowish at all, I love NK now

Reporting in bros.

almost was cast in the Riker part

then they decided to go with someone older and less handsome

stop pretending faggot

I dont find any man handsome. I think that you are the faggot genghis.

I'd Portuguese are more Atlantic, honestly. Especially in the North.

>Atlantic
Yea a mix of Celts and all the other people roaming the most western parts of europe... In the North yes more even in the rural ( away from the ocean) areas

big eyes? check
small perfectly-shaped nose? check
big enough lips? check
high cheekbones? check
clear skin? check
thick eyelashes? check
thick eyebrows? check
small but not too small ears? check
thick soft hair? check
"boyish" demeanor? check

face not all scrunched? check
face not too long or wide? check
no forehead wrinkles? check

>Every american mulatto thinks he is mediterranian

You are 70% irish and 30% nigger, tyrone. just like the rest of your countryman

0/10 OP, our God Emperor is German.

That's right mother fuckers sicila. Don't you fucken forget it beady eyed anglos

what is your last name?

Yep. Not to mention we don't get along with the Italians and Greeks here (in Canada). If there is such a thing as Mediterranean, we're an outgroup.

Our Sara perfect med

I would call in sick just so I could spend all day gobbling that man's dick.
Also, you can't.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT EYETALIAN BLOOD reporting in

Yes because Portugal doesn't even have Mediterrean coast, only Atlantic ocean...