Why haven't you killed yourself Sup Forums?

why haven't you killed yourself Sup Forums?

Who knows

I don't wanna die on the hands of such a loser like myself

I live in Australia. Can't get ahold of any guns. Can't buy helium to gas myself.

My only options are jumping in front of traffic.

My people need me.

This is the mystery of this world

What about erotic asphyxiation

Because I have a date today and I don't feel like giving up yet. Why the fuck haven't you killed yourself? If anyone should it's you, posting this shitty thread all the time.

I got a Labrador puppy instead. Best thing I ever did.

Socialising him made ME socialise and cured my irrational fear of people.

I don't know who I am so

I tried to hang myelf and it hurts like hell. Next time i'll try high drop method...

what you expected...

Just do a self induced coma like I did, except mine was an accident. Opiates and benzos will knock your ass out easy. I was out cold laying on the floor for 24 hours before someone noticed. Unfortunately didn't use enough painkillers so the breathing didn't slow down. Fuck it. Good luck. Maybe things will look up for you too, or not.

that I'll pass out in like two minutes

learn to writing in English you fucking fag

That's kind of pathetic really.
You were cornered by such a superficial depression.

Use argon or nitrogen then.
Any inert gas will do.

0/10

You aren't as smart as you think you are

That's true.
It's still pretty pathetic to be able to get over suicidal thoughts because you weren't being social enough though.
"Just get out more" is like the only advice anyone ever gives on depression.

look i found a faggot....

Nope, sorry you didn't.
You found and English person who is sick of you Amerifats fucking up our language.
He's right.

Also, look up the word faggot; you fuckin' cunt.

Because I'm not Chris cornell

Because people love me and I don't want to think about how they're going to feel.

Terrible, isn't it?

The only way to stop thinking about how people feel is actually to die though

I like sex, music, literature, and looking at beautiful women too much to put an end to it. I have MS and still have to say, life is pretty fucking awesome.

enjoy daylight pupper

I have a job interview to bomb today

Are you pessimistic or is it a dole bludging thing?

hahahahahahahhahaha made me fucking kek fam, I love you because of that x

yes, but I'm too drunk and happy to kill myself.