Why are Americans more accepting of British people than vice versa?

Why are Americans more accepting of British people than vice versa?

Americans universally think they're relevant and competent and informed.

Its our world, we just let you be in charge for the last 60 years and you're ruining everything!

actually UK friend, the UK and America hand in hand, ruined the world.

Because Americans are fat and stupid while Brits are God's chosen people.

To be fair, many americans treat Britain's main sport of football like shit, and call it something else, not to mention they barely even consider it a sport. can you blame them?

t. Pahjeet Srinapujab Allardyce Dunham

Would you let Rooney quarterback an NFL team?

Thought so

>captcha streetsigns of san marino lel

No we are not. Kys cuck

>why are uncouth morons more accepting of intelligent cultured people than vice versa?

Well shucks I don't know Ledranius Tron Johnson III jr

For some reason the average american comes across as a bit simple

>american can't handle the banter.jpg

If a Brit came to the MLB to coach baseball or the NFL to coach Football they'd be laughed out of the stadium

Same thing happened to Bob. At least he had the balls to try, but he failed miserably and there's no hope for a world class American manager in the next 50 years. He's still a better NT coach than Klinsmann though.

This really is the equivalent of a British nfl coach taking over the Jaguars (I don't know enough obv). The point is the nfl sport in the UK is amateur at best, and barring a few washed up footballers, so is the mls

Don't mind the burger OP

Bradley got fired because he was an incompetent coach/manager, much like he was for the USNMT, not because he was American.

It's wrong and honestly kind of simple-minded to even assume that he got fired because of his nationality, not because of his job performance.

Fluoridation

i never see people in england wanting americans to fail in the premier league. the opposite has been true in my experience. donovan, mcbride, keller, howard, dempsey and friedel are all well loved and got lots of support when they were playing in the pl

thats the thing, it isnt. he didnt even get a window, and the team is still barely 4 points back of 17th.

bradley has literally led teams to R16 world cup, broken spains 3 year long unbeaten streak with his brilliant tactics, took a country with no domestic league due to war with all domestic players to 1 game away from world cup

he has a better resume than 90% of british coaches, but because we americans believe the epl meme-league is somehow the pinnacle of things solely cause they speak english , this is the situation that occurs

B-b-britannia ru-rules the waves guys, s-seriously

they're cucks

Swansea let in 29 goals in 11 games under him, this isn't America where you can say "oh well, we had a bad season, we'll do better next year" because here you get relegated and there's a very real chance you fade into obscurity without the premier league money.

He was stupid to take the job in the first place, literally nobody wants the Swansea job unless they have nothing to prove and just want the pay check, somebody like Harry Redknapp. Bradley had everything to prove.

america isn't the only country that doesn't call it football.
is the name even a big deal?

swansea is in wales....

ever notice that europeans do the most complaining?
they don't work yet they complain about immigrants.
they lost control of the world so they complain about china.
they can't be trusted not to start world wars so they complain about the american defense policy.
it's all cry cry cry from you people. first it was the jews now it's the muslims.
in reality you're just entitled, lazy brats and no one takes you seriously any more.

They were actually playing respectably under Guidolin, they just had a tough run of fixtures and things weren't going their way. Under Bradley their morale plummeted and his tactics were incoherent and they've honestly been the worst Premiership team I've seen since Derby. He needed to be nipped in the bud before the damage was irreversible. In fact they left it too late and missed out on Big Sam

we think they're stupid and shit and poor
they think we're stupid and shit and fat

/thread really. Not to mention this lasting stereotype that everyone in Western Europe is flamboyantly gay. (I don't think people here even know what the countries in Easter Europe are)

East of Germany is Russia and that's it
t. American media

Why are you incapable of going 5 minutes without posting porn on sp?

I would let Rooney quarterback an NFL team

>Pardoo
>Peekay
>Field

>East of Germany is Russia and that's it
>t. American media

I know we're kidding ITT, but I know a number of people IRL who'd actually think this. Mention any yugoslav or Baltic nation and they'll look at you funny.

I remember one time Liam Neeson had to write to parents in Texas that were terrified of their children going on a school trip to Europe after watching the movie Taken assuring them it was safe

to be fair though, there are very few countries on this planet relevant enough to be considered basic knowledge. I mean i'd fully understand if someone from the middle of Georgia didn't know or give a shit about places like Slovakia, Paraguay and Turkmenistan.

>europeans complain about CHYNA
who is your president-elect?

haha holy shit this guy lasted like what, 2 months?

jesus America, send your best one next time

How Americans perceive masculinity: by wearing sports Oakley's (the fast ones)

Both Brits and Americans are the same shit, they've just convinced themselves they're very different. Except bathroom sinks with one faucet where you can regulate the temperature and a normal fridge are not common in the UK

US on the left UK on the right?

>we just let you be in charge for the last 60 years

hahahahahahahahahahhahaha
*breathes in*
hahahahahahhahahahahahaha

>bradley has literally led teams to R16 world cup
Playing against who?

Because your all either imagrints or shit skins

Brits have better social skills and a culture of banter

Americans are descended from 18th century bible bashers who worked the fields and prayed to God, you take yourselves more seriously

This

Inferiority Complex. America is on top, we're not looking up to anybody else. Britain on the other hand, well you know the story.

Finished top of the group over England, not sure if that's even considered an accomplishment anymore.

>Inferiority Complex. America is on top, we're not looking up to anybody else. Britain on the other hand, well you know the story.

Britain could kick your ass any time

Canada, Britain, France joint invasion from the North

Co-ordinate actions with Mexico

Finally, a Mormon conspiracy erupts in several major US bases, causing chaos and confusion (similar to Turkey coup)

America would be forced to the bargaining table within a week

You could join with all of them. You guys would get blown the fuck out before you even get within 30 miles of our shores. Thank you 9/11

You're right, he has a strong resume at international level.

But Swansea City isn't an international football team. It's a Premier League club that needs Premier League management. And Bob Bradley had never managed in a top European league prior to getting the Swansea job. There was nothing in his brilliant resume to convince the American owners that he could turn things around in a difficult league and avoid the deleterious prospect of relegation.

In his 11 games in charge, his team shipped 29 goals, more than anyone else in the league, culminating in a 4-1 thrashing at the hands of a very pedestrian West Ham side.

Remember, this was a team that was playing well but struggling to get results under Guidolin. Bradley was brought in to add some steel to the team, to transform the players into hardworking overachievers like his USA side, to turn around the poor results by adding some grit to the performances. But under Bradley, the performances simply started matching the results. Instead of injecting that little bit of extra discipline necessary to turn the corner, his arrival appeared to have prompted a precipitous decline in the team's performances, particularly in defence, the most important area for a team in the lower half of the league.

You're right that he wasn't given a proper chance but neither was his predecessor. He came in at a point in the season where you either make an immediate impact or walk.

I honestly don't think his Americanness was the decisive factor. He came into a difficult job at a difficult time and paid the price for not being able to meet the onerous demands placed on him. I agree it was very harsh but doubt that the Swansea board would've had more patience with an English or Welsh manager with a similar resume.

Lmao u guys couldn't even win the war of 1812, then we saved your ass in WWII

I think the Americans are going through a major image change. I mean, the old image of rioting black men, shamrock, obesity, horses running through council estates, toothless simpletons, people with eyebrows on their cheeks, badly tarmacced drives – in this country, men in platform shoes being arrested for bombings, lots of rocks, and Beamish. I think people are saying “yes, there’s more to America than this”. A good slogan for the tourist board actually– “Dere’s more to Amerrruca dan dis.”

"skip the flyover states and you'll be fine"

british people: how does it feel to have the same relationship to soccer that white canadians have to basketball? you're basically not very good at a sport you flat out invented. greece does better on the national stage than you and half that country is on fire at any given time. does it feel bad, or, on the contrary, is global football amazing to a british person considering the game started as a contest of kicking a pigs stomach between two villages? do you skirt under or soar over what you'd expect of yourselves?

sincerely,

a fucking leaf.

Americans like fellow whites.

Brits hate fellow whites

are there any actual brits on the swansea team or are they all just pansy foreigners who want to feel cool for not listening to the big american coach?

The brows, they are shit already, they can't get any worse

>the MLB

Massive chips on their shoulder

americans are kinda dumb and if they were good managers they would manage to beat Mexican teams

>bradley has literally led teams to R16

him and another 15 did the same thing, no one remembers if you don't wint it

HAHAHAHA

>Dere’s more to Amerrruca dan dis

Sorry, we don't all speak like lashaunda and lefriedchicken

>brazil

But Brazil... we ALL remember you not winning it ;)

>the tiny municiple of "great" bongastan

>mfw an amerishart thought they could manage in the Premier League

Stick to your non-sports

english "people" should be exterminated

It feels pretty good. Watching the national team crash and burn every two years is the national pastime.

86 days I believe

Honestly, the whole thing is a good laugh. I think the nation's relationship with the national side is odd, everyone wants them to do well and I think people can get swept up in optimism in the run up to tournaments, mainly fuelled by our media.

I think the media also skews outside perception on the general reaction to the national team going out in the group stages or getting comprehensively BTFO by fucking Iceland, they run with the same cycle every tournament and no one catches on: 1. Build unwarranted hype around emerging talent/qualifying performance/some other bullshit, 2. Use the weight of expectation laid on by their manufactured hype to crush the team when they fail, all in all though I've never really experienced a sense of national mourning as the media likes to portray it, among most people you just kind of laugh it off, like "Yup, they fucked it up again!"

>American owners hire American manager
>American owners fire American manager
>HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US BRITAIN?

>last 60
>Pom delusion

Bradlel to take a newly promoted Championship club next season

Or take Newcastle when Rafa fails promotion

This so much

you can't reason with bongs man, they will always have disdain for yanks because we're so much better than them

fatter autocorrects to better?

>yfw your shit club still gets relegated

BTFO

Are there even English owners left in your top division?

haha fat joke xd

who cares swansea are fucking shite anyway

Because 29 in 11.

Also the fact you keep calling it EPL is fucking irritating. Sorry our league name doesn't fall into a familiar three letter acronym for you.

Palace, Spurs, West Ham, Burnley, Middlesbrough, Stoke

could have gone further
>the old image of rioting black men, collapsing twin towers, obesity, people on mobility scooters driving through shopping malls, paranoid rednecks, people who defecate in shops, speaking too loudly – in this country, men in hospitals being arrested for not paying their medical bills, lots of school shootings, and err.. advert breaks. I think people are saying “yes, there’s more to America than this”

EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL

be skinnier then

We embarrassed them in war with a bunch of farmers and militia men, had to bail them out of two world wars and then became more powerful and influential across the globe. Brits are just jealous of us.

You can't honestly believe that today's world is better than the one Britain ruled pre 1900s

Enjoy your mosques(benefits factories), refugees, and lack of control over your own country

Then fucking try, you pussy bitch. You maggots would be speaking German if not for us. We kicked your ass on our soil and saved your ass from losing yours. What are you going to do, use your "superior" navy for a land invasion? You'll make it to mile marker fucking 12 before being the newest additions to bottom of the ocean club. Your air force is fucking garbage and your army tech is old and anemic. Good fucking luck.

Didn't he managed in Norway's top league? I know that's not comparable to the premier league but still a top european league

America would assume it's a training exercise and be caught offguard

UK + France + Canada + Mexico = size of US population

The Canadian maple leaf would be flying over the White House very quickly

To be fair if 5 or 6 nations worked together it would be very easy to get an army into the states, just flying in on tourist visas. It would also be very easy for them to arm themselves.

However that army would only be enough to take a city like Washington. It would be pretty funny but would ultimately fail.

>tfw you live in America

>tfw you are one of the World Elite

>tfw your house is over 10,000 sq ft

>tfw everyone is addicted to your culture

>tfw you are a tall, white handsome American who can take any foreign female he wants

>tfw you own hundreds of acres of land

>tfw you can own as many guns as you please

God Bless America, boys!

>tfw you have an ocean to protect you from the muslim invasion

>Tfw you live in Europe

>tfw you are the world elite

>tfw everyone has been addicted to your culture for millennia

>tfw you are a tall, white handsome English man who has taken any foreign female he wanted

>tfw you are free from oppressive government

>tfw you can own as many guns as your please (zero)

God bless freedom boys

(already have over 2000 mosques)

You remember Cassius Clay converted to islam in the 60's right? You've been the muslim invasion for a long time.

>tfw all Europoors can do is copy Americans

>tfw more people visit my country than yours, which has existed for much longer

Kekekeekekekek

We are the new Roman Empire

>Italy has existed for much longer than the USA

Lol might want to fact check that one buddy

>Ameriducation

because you study us, we dont study you nor care after the Roman Empire

Can confirm I have not studied you...your movies do seem to romanticise this nation though. Like you have a throbbing hard on for us..

>muh herritage
>muh romance
>muh food
>muh beauty

Our movies pretty much just mock you for all of the above

You speak our language, not the other way around.

I'm glad I don't know your irrelevant shit language.

I don't know why anyone would be welcoming of either one, British and American tourists are equally terrible. If they aren't inbred football parents they're idiots without class who get drunk on shitty alcohol and puke everywhere. So many times I've stayed in shared room hostels in various countries and it's always the Anglos who come in an hour after everyone else has gone to bed, throwing up and bumping into shit and testing everyone's patience.