Honestly how the fuck do we compete with guys like this?

Honestly how the fuck do we compete with guys like this?

Learning how to properly use what you have

By downloading photoshop as well.

Why are you Posting my cock?

>Having to compete with dicks that large.

There's not a competition. I have like a 7 and 1/2 inch dick and i've never been able to not please a girl i've fucked.

Most women i've talked to says if it's over 8 and 1/2. It's too fucking big

Girls would much rather have that though

If that was mine, I'd fuck horses silly.

You're not in competition with dick sizes only ego sizes.

AS A GIRL THATS TO FUCKING BIG AND 6 INCHES IS ALL THAT IS NEEDED

are you a gril

it's not a competition

Few women who aren't porn stars can take a dick that big.

By realising dick size isn't everything.

It's this seriously how you measure your value in life? Is this seriously how you measure your value in a relationship?

Here's a tip: women don't know how big your penis is until your clothes are off and already about to fuck. They didn't make that decision based on your dick size.

Insecure faggots every where.

You think that, but have you every met a real girl? You learn quick that they're retarded, don't know how to measure, and have no clue what they want. Also, your penis isn't what gets them into bed.

I am a girl and 5-6 inches is perfecto

I know you're not American. But over here we like doing things that adds inches to our cocks. Watch the movie "The Departed". Jack Nicholson perfectly explains adding inches to your cock.

You want to take a shit with your dick dipping in the toilet's shit and piss water?

Whyyyyy?

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Believes a punch bug can beat a p1 if you learn how to use it.

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As a faggot, while a dick that big is appealing on a fantasy-level, sucking it would get real tedious real fast.

Rrrrrrrrrrright and child birth is only possible with said porn stars.

It's a cock. Not a fucking car.

Ask me how I know you're a virgin

The mamtra of the perpetual loser

You take pride in the fact that at least, YOU can go balls-deep in a woman, where this guy can't.

>female fingers

It literally takes hours for a woman to stretch out enough to pass a baby.
With days of recovery afterwards

Married with child but please project more for the keks.

Winning

So what you are saying is that it is possible? Thanks for validating my point.

c-sections exist for a reason

No one is spending 10+ hours stretching out before sex

no one

>mamtra

...

Yeah, abnormal birth or circumstances.

Thanks user.

Nice try, small-dick beta.
Anything under 8 inches makes you a bottom gay.

>I have like a 7 and 1/2 inch dick
You're not meant to measure from the sphincter

>couldn't figure out greentext
>calls it a punchbug
>implies P1 is some sort of benchmark
> ???

This

by sucking it and taking it in the ass

Trips dont lie. Only winners prepare for the task at hand.

>Married with child

>Expects roastie user to deliver tits in 2017

Same, on a good night it's 8. What gets me is my girth, it's over 6". Any time a guy brags about his girl giving him anal on a frequent basis, it's a dead give away of a small dick.

Also OP, most girls don't get of from vaginal penetration. Even though my dick is large, my wife only gets off if I'm rubbing her clit while I'm stroking. You must also learn the art of pussy eating. If you're good at that, you can sexual ly satisfy any women. Also don't be scared of licking an asshole. I honestly make my wife cum on average 5 times during sex and only on a rare occasion is it from vaginally penetration. The clit is what makes them cum and most women's clits are angled down towards the opening of the vagina, hence no penetration orgasms.

Then you should know there's a difference between taking a big dick and pushing out a child.

Either you're lying or retarded. Or both. Never have children, because you will just fuck them up.

>But over here we like doing things that adds inches to our cocks
So that'll be nothing then, except maybe cutting the suspensory ligament to impress other guys in the locker room (because a hard-on you can shove backwards between your legs will not impress many women, except maybe as a party trick)

^^^ Aren't not facing downwards**

P1 is a generally considered a fast car. A Volkswagen punch. Bug is generally considered a slow car. I can keep spoon feeding you if you
>like

Right summer

With a little help from pregnancy hormones, or maybe poppers if you like heart attacks

Confidence and making money with a splash of hard to get niggaaaaaa

This guy gets it.

BETAS... EVERYWHERE

>Any time a guy brags about his girl giving him anal
Guys brag about this? I thought pegging was still taboo amongst men and their friends.

It's a fucking VW Beetle.. Jesus christ.

Well if the skinny penis gets you constant anal, I guess there's not really too much of a downside.

Reeeeeeeeeeee

Ahahaha you jackass! I meant any time a guy brags that his girl let's him out his dick in her ass.

Nope. base of penis to tip.

I get laid quite often and look good I won't lie. I workout ever so often and me and my Fiance have been together 5 years.
>Calling people beta on Sup Forums
that's beta in itself pal friend guy.

That's what I'm saying. I wish my dick was an inch shorter and an inch or two less in diameter. Having a big dick is only good for bragging to other dudes

oh shut the fuck up

heres the truth:

all women are different, all can cum in various ways - some will never cum because they are idiots

all men are different, some can please better, some don't need to put in effort, regardless of dick size

there are so many factors to making sex pleasurable and in finding someone desirable

once dated a girl that could cum just from playing with her nipples, have dated a girl that only came from penetration, dated a whale once that made my dick look tiny but she still came from penetration and light clit play

everyone's different, stop posting these cuck threads you faggots

Boobs or GTFO!

I once made your dad cum from raping his asshole

Quick white knight someone else has requested tits or gtfo.
SHAME HIM!

Did you pat the soil down properly after?

everytime you make a parent joke

Idk. I know someone who owned a vk lovebug that looked a lot like beetle. Are the simular?

>doesn't know how painful childbirth is
There's a reason my mother tore her vag and almost died of shock from childbirth.
Its like you're a summerfag who hasn't learnt about childbirth at school yet.
Oh wait...

By not having too. That is way too big man. Its a pretty cock for sure but i dont even think i could fit that in my mouth let alone my ass.

The kind of person that could take that, most likely isnt marriage material bro.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
SUFFOCATION

NO BREATHING

money?

It's a beetle. It carried generations where they wanted to go, safely and reliably. It was cheap and it had charm. P1 is a classic example of british motorsport, F1 manufacturer gone rogue and terrorising the public with overpriced lemons that rely on computer software and are outperformed by nearly everything else in it's class. This is basic stuff, how do you not know this?

No but a properly sized member (w/e that may be) keeps them in bed.
Ask yourself this question whem college chicks are in prime fucking season and they are gonna go out to find dick how many times have you heard "i want that good average to below average sized dick. You guys know when you pull his pants down and are met with a early picked cucumber and you just get soo hot feeling him balls deep in you as he jist tries his hardest to touch your cervix but gives you hip dysplasia instead. Yeah. Give me some of that!"
Same as the rich guy who says "i want the best sex momey can buy with unlimited power at my disposal. Go find me a middle age woman in her early or mid fourties."
I think we all know what the real answer is. In a vacuum the answers are consistent.

There is no need for surgery. There are pills for that. I don't find myself in locker rooms with other males anymore since I left high school. And all men, gay or straight, like hearing their partner say they can't take it any more because it's too big.

Honestly why do you annoying faggots keep making these threads?

Dumbest proposition I've ever read.

What do you think guys just lay their dicks out on a table and women choose which one they want? Up until sex, it's other factors that get you that far, like your social skills and the way you dress. Money helps to get girls out of your league but you'll never find a comfortable relationship with money. So as long as you're 6 inches or longer, go and work on yourself (brush teeth, shower daily and shave armpits etc...). You'll be surprised at the results, most importantly though, stop using Sup Forums (it's a massive turn off).

ITT: Retarded bait thread

So what you are saying is it is possible. Thanks for validating my point.
Tell me more about who you think i am so i can just marvel at how off you are. Seriously sad. I love this place. Makes me realize how much better my life is.

Shave arm pits?

Keep your bitch in line you raging timid cuck.

Juuuuuuista for youuuuuuua

mine already hurts most the girls its nice when they can take it all

unless you're a race car driver your gonna crash the p1 and go up in flames.

unless you're a porn star that cock is going to actually genuinely injure her. not fun explaining why it looks like your girl friend was raped by a light pole.

im not ingesting fecal bacteria even if i stay a virgin forever

Not fun?

>shave armpits

no

if it looks like you tried to vaginally murder her and she ends up not banging for a few weeks due to the tears.

So you don't even consider fucking other women until she heals as an option.

What's it like to be you?

having a dead father is no joke, you callous swine

Fine, shave armpits IF you sweat excessively

I'm sorry i could hear you over me changing a timing chain on a subaru sti.
What did neckbeard read in a magazine in the waiting room?

I wondered why he didn't move around a lot.

Here is the point
Here you are.

BAHAHAHAHAHAAA he drives a fucking subaru holy shit I couldn't have made this up

I wasn't aware that I was supposed to.

At this point i am jist maing fun of a retard and I'm starting to feel bad.
I am a a.s.e. master certified mechanic. I am at work right now. I'm sorry your so dumb and i don't know who is to blame for it. You truely have my pity.

Yeah. All women want big cocks. Its a proven fact

Swing and a miss

slip it in her drink
and in the blink of an eye
i can make a white girl look chink