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user,
what are the keys to happiness?

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Ignorance.

stupidity

To crush your enemies -- See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!

Learning not to give a fuck about 98% of the shit you'd normally spend endless hours of your life worrying about.

this

Heroin

And

Islam

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profound

Islam is the key to being a fucking moron

Nihilism.

feeling like you belong

this the smarter you are the more things like nihilism and existentialism can ruin your life.

Lol

>nihilism and existentialism ruins lives
>they are meaningless anyways

a noose

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1. Crush your enemies
2. See them driven before you
3. Hear the lamentations of their women

You have to find happiness in nihilism (absurdism I believe? )

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Which is what I'm trying to do. Although I realise happiness is not in constant state, but rather fluctuates.
>enjoy the little things
>don't fret about whether or not there is an afterlife and what happens after heat death

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Perhaps its just routine

always remember it's not selfish to put yourself before others sometimes

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they really demotivate people, peer reviewed studies link it to an increase in suicidal tendencies. For me personally i find nihilism liberating though so to each is their own.

liquor and whores

Same

no.

Came to post this

Except the size of the brain has nothing to do with intelligence
But i get the retarded metaphor
Which just isn't true

Self improvement how ever small, progress towards a goal every day.

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!

The mens room?

>crush your enemies
>see them driven before you
>hear the lamentations of their women

Literally unanswerable because the entire idea hinges on what is happiness and ones way of life.

I've made lots of money and fucked lots of women, literally nothing changed. Wasn't REALLY happy as in truthfully.

tight pussy
loose shoes
a warm place to shit

>tight pussy
>loose shoes
>a warm place to shit
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For me, it's fredriving on LSD then going on a nice long hike

nah,,i went hiking in the woods once while tripping on acid,,when i came too a couple of hours later i found a dead squirell halfway up my ass without memory of how it got there,,never again,,nope

Acid is the shit mane

Never get high on your own supply.
Never stick your dick in crazy.

There's 2 variables in life to how happy you are

Effort

and

Intelligence

Usually, having a high intellect is ok, but if you don't put the effort in you get nowhere fast and thus, remain miserable.

Having both is key to happiness.

according to Brock Turner, it's behind a dumpster

>Heat death
>believing pseudoscience
ayy

found the happy retard

money you faggots,its money,,
and dont give me the ''money cant buy you happines '' crap

to be fair a larger amount of gray matter is directly associated statistically in human beings to show higher levels of intelligence.... brain matter takes up space, user.

maybe you haven't made enought money, or fucked enought women.

>implying you know with certainty how or if the universe will end

I don't know what class of people I belong to; a doc might call me a ptsd-suffering wasp with cronich episodes of anxiety and depresion... or worse. A self medicating mixed abuse case with cases of antisocial behaviour and violent crime that while never crossed those lines into cruelty and psycopathy certainly defended himself goodenough when needed.

Or an oldfag hipster psyconaut crybaby emo papa principe underground superstar who is not afraids of anythings!

Anyway. When depression hits me I mix it up with physical exerisice in nature (to cure and lift myself) and cannabissmoking to the limit while enjoying the kisses of my tears while reading feels threads, watching sentimental movies or just upping my skills hammering my sorrow and anger into my guitar and my longing into my voice, dancing like noone can see me and then angerfucking the cutest girl in the club cuz she don't care shit about my soul and only loves my moves.

Also porn of divine beings. (INBF S/FUR).

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>Never stick your dick in crazy
Fell for the meme

Crazy pussy = best pussy

subtle

You get fed up with it.

Sex is overrated anyways.

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>what are the keys to happiness?
-Crush your enemies
-see them driven before you
-and hear the lamentation of their women

You're in for a hell of a lesson when you're outside the bedroom

>baby I swear I would never cheat on you
Fucks your whole social circle
>It was an accident baby it will never happen again
It happens again

To feel like one has purpose.

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>733081124

We tried to warn him...

>oh my God...

look for new experiences everyday make as much friends as you can and do judge people accept them

You are not supposed to wife crazy, you are supposed to leave or at least never regard her as more than a hole.

Patrice was a damn genius.

A warm gun.
And a warm puppy.

Not in that order or implied context I hope.

Too good for this world.

apparently tits....

watching titties go up and down all day long

> M I V E H I N D

It is why the west is dying, Nietzsche predicted all of this in his work.

be selfish do things that make you happy fuck everybody else

You are. It may seem like I'm lying when you say if you want to be happy, just be happy, but that's only because it takes a little while to get used to not being upset. Acceptance and understanding help a ton too, try to get to a point where you understand why your emotions are coming up and why you have them. Then understand your emotions don't have to control your life, then you can accept that you can enjoy emotion while not being caught up in it.

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virgin

Be yourself. Happiness is derived and sustained from with

Remember the power you have, you wont have a great life when you gripe, complain, and talk about how shit things are. Be grateful for RIGHT NOW., for even being able to experience being alive

These thoughts/feelings will drastically start to alter your reality when you give it the time and trust, for your more unconscious thoughts are shaping your it and by not owning responsibility for this power will leave you feel helpless and hopeless to fate outside your own

Flow.

Money honey
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If you pay no attention to anything regarding anyone but you and people you're close with and avoid drama and hate at all costs, you eventually end up forgetting about the past and living in the moment, all things that used to bother you really don't anymore, forget about anger and negative emotions and most importantly NEVER compare yourself to someone else, were all just specs and it doesn't really matter, once you get past that and realise that you can do what you want without it being a big deal, mistakes are just mistakes and not even embarrassing, in short, mind your own business, be confident, and be nice to everyone until they give you a reason not to be, but even then don't be rude

happiness is the nexus of expectation and reality, both are adjustable, one harder than the other.

>this is one of Reigen's special moves...
>where he motivates his opponent into taking the blue pill
>BLUE PILL FLOW!!!

Suicide

How is this supposed to be blue pilled

Happiness is fiction

There is not only grey matter...

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This.
I feel content at times, but never really 'happy'.

Taking your drug of choice in moderation, being committed but never married, making money doing something you enjoy and a dash of ignorance.

never happens.
enemies always win.

Lrn 2 smart, faggot

Yes because you sound so fucking happy with all your perceived intelligence.

He's being bashed with a club. Learn the difference between subtlety and a fucking pun.

I hate when people say this. Give me money not to worry and you better fucking believe I'll be happy. The happiest I am is on days off when I have money to spend.

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" There is no way to happiness -
Happiness is the way. "
Siddhartha Gautama

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