/cric/ - Big Bash League, game 8

Sydney Thunder v Brisbane Heat

Thunder currently getting comprehensively BTFO by Brisbased.

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First for execute all cuckbournians, numales, niggers, muslims, coloured subhumans, feminists, jews and virgins

Second for based Saxon

Time to drop some truth.

You pathetic cucks hate based Saxon because he has left some epic red pills on your pathetic cuckold brains can't handle the truth.


Go back to the cuckshed

Are babies classed as virgins?

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just had a shower lads ama

>New Zealand playing at Saxon Oval tomorrow
What did they mean by that?

>remembered what saxon looks like
Kek

Hmm...

Was this Saxon guy exposed or something?

Chansey is elite, good choice lad

Shower gel or Soap lad?

>Lynn will never play Tests for Australia

Is T20 considered pleb tier? Seems like ODI is way more interesting.

>being a rice burner

>subhuman coloured worms his way into tune new thread and STILL desperately tries to "banter with the lads"
KEK

Exterminate yourself.

Yes, he is au/sp/'s whipping boy

>years young
dropped
soap, need too much shower gel per clean so it runs out too quick imo

updated the list, lads.

Cons:

prostitute
smokes ice
smokes cigarettes
covered in tattoos
has a kid
has a controlling and overbearing ex that is always going to be in her life
can't go to her house
has multiple personality disorder
has other serious mental health issues
doesn't like going out or doing things
hates her family even though her poor sister seems like a really sweet girl

ODI's should fuck off and die now that t20 is around

What Samsung model bro?

only pros i can find is that she has an amazing ass, she is gorgeous and for some reason i feel like she is the one.

is that enough to go on?

How did Saxon get exposed?

International T20 is a joke though

>not being a Rothschild

He exposed some hard truths about islam, cuckbourne and race mixing.

Numales here couldn't handle it and sperged out for 3 straight threads.

Imagine paying for sex. Ever.

How utterly pathetic.

Half white half SE Asian is the GOAT race mix

No such thing as free sex, lad.

From the limited experience I have had with Sup Forums it seems that Australian threads generally have the least amount of shitposting compared to the rest.

Really makes me think.

>he

This is the first T20 match I've watched. Was expecting HURR DURR swing for the fences but it's aight I guess.

No it isn't.

t. numale cuck

t. numale cuck

australians shitposting is just a meme started by moot

PLEASE

>fuck some random slut who is drunk, disgusting and possibly infected
>fuck a professional whore who is freshly showered, pretty and regularly tested

Abo detected

>this post rationalisation
kek

brisbane are unironically going to lose this

Mmmm.... Juicy

pics cuuuuuunnnntttttt

Australia needs less Saxons and more Ahmeds

I would unironically trade Daniel for Saxon

any uggos had luck on tinder?

what is your bio?

I've fucked a few hookers before this is how it usually works at brothels

>rock up
>choose who you want
>go into the room
>prosi asks you to show your dick and check for anything wrong
>once that's done you take a shower
>tell her what you want

Also condoms are used for every part, she puts it on when you're soft.

Reminder to report all off topic posts.

Help clean up this community.

lol i love seeing beta virgin faggots try to talk shit about paying for sex

literally lmao

Its better than fucking some random whore and getting an std

Do you even realise who you are replying to?

Paying for sex is utterly and undeniably pathetic.

No amount of rationalisation will change this FACT.

Don't bother replying, I won't be reading it.

here's some pros

Pros:
really nice ass
nice body
nice skin tone
smooth skin
gorgeous face
good sense of humour
decent taste in music (willing to explore new music)
great sex (open minded)
well read
intelligent
funny

i miss michael hussey

Gonna go blow my last $1500 on a prostitute then blow my brains out.

Wish me luck.

pathetic

>le barmy army songs meme XD

fk me way to take a spontaneous funny moment and kill the shit out of it channel 10

Why are th Barmy Army so cringworthy?

Every fucking "song" follows the exact same melody and pattern.

It's been a while since I've had a good HSP

Damn, now I want one but I've been shitting all day

>shitney

Ricky Pointing and Mark Waugh have great banter. You can tell they played together.

These promotional videos for Australia in the 60's are heartbreaking, we had an absolute utopia and ruined it

youtube.com/watch?v=vR1CU8NjGW0

well bowled

You have the choice of killing yourself or your mother; which do you do?

>shitney blunder
How the fug are they about to lose?
Jesus christ

saw a white male with a strange accent wearing a windies shirt today lads

Kill myself
I want to do it anyway

someone remind me why this image was a meme

literal 10/10

back to the old thunder

Doran was picked over Hartley as a specialist keeper

literal retardation

>SHITNEY CHUNDER

kek

KEK

K E K

he posted /cric/ memes as comments on stuff.co.nz's LE FUG LE AUSTRALIA facebook posts they were putting out during the trans tasman series

Cummins is fucking shit

It was a prostitute mackaybro fucked.

It then got put in a snapchat image with David Warne.

t. Poockson Pood

nah it's definitely a thing

the meme started the moment flags got brought in, long before moot made that post

Can I get some (You)'s?

some loser's love of his life, but it turned out he was the side bitch of Warnie's sidebitch

>this wicketkeeping

Been 18 months for me

they're literally your daily kj allowance in one box

that's right, I remember now

I think threadcunt was sperging out about his diagnosed onset schizophrenia at the same time so I wasn't really paying attention

That's not even a post moot made.

It's been edited to make it look worse than what he actually said.

BAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Doran will be elite, they said

Cancer

KEK THESE DROPPED CATCHES

oh my god
they're gonna kill watson

reminder Australia is still elite and is ranked at two (2) on the HDI index
reminder Australia wouldn't be ranked that high were it not for migration

>WATSHIT

>shitney

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kek

KEK

the fuck am i watching

>LE FUG LE ZHANE WHADZON

>LE

>Makes 0
>Drops catch

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP

how the fuck is lynn not in the australian t20 side

>return to the team
>0(5)
>drop the match
LE

>a wicket here will be handy

excellent analysis mark waugh

Italians and Greeks sure, lebs no

FUUUUUCKKKKK

Classic Shitney Blunder

That's my team