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An Australian man flying to Thailand to meet a wife

your sister after i bond whopper her

Kill the weakest person, everyone gets an apple

Really makes you think...

Give all the sixteen people one apple each and keep one for yourself.
If that's the real answer, I'm killing myself.

an egg you morons

MY PENIS STEVE

cut one of the apples into sixteenths

give everyone one apple and 1/16th of an apple you morons

Riddle me this. Why would anyone buy a mac?

Marketing.

uh....me

A snowball if someone is pissing off a nearby roof and it crosses the stream.

Signaling that you are gay to other gay guys.

macs actually have some pretty great screens, both in terms of resolution and even lighting. I mean even considering that it's overpriced, but at least it's not some 1366x768 bullshit

>pc users
>muh games

give me literally one reason why i should use a PC - i don't indulge in childish past times like video games.

>past times
Average mac user

Give one apple to everyone, cut the remaining apple into little pieces and give a piece to everyone.

Give all the apples to the tallest one.

Piss.

Never says divide equally. What a shitty riddle.

An egg

You want to show the public you are either terrible with money, your dad bought you the computer, or you want to show everyone how cool (homo) you are

Hold a battle royale in an empty warehouse, don't tell anyone to prepare, winner takes all.
You're the only one with a gun

macbook pros with retina objectively have the best displays, and great longevity. as for their desktops, i don't know

>he believed their lies!

Top cuck

Not that guy but I've had the same macbook pro since 2010. Still working fine. I'm on it right now.

>he shills for Hackbook!

Top cock

Not shilling. I even said earlier people buy Macs because of marketing.

It has definitely lasted a long time though without its performance turning to shit. I've never had a PC last six years without it becoming barely usable.

An egg

DON'T
CROSS
THE
STREAMS

no instead you watch capeshit

A white sponge being thrown directly upwards above a wide, open can of yellow paint

>not doing a cheeky stream cross whilst piss racing your dad
sorry about your childhood m8

>give me literally one reason why i should use a PC

for the same price of a mac you could get a pc with better specs and a used car

link?

Panjeet pls

one apple for each of the sixteen people and one apple for myself.

Give apples to the single qt3.14's who are willing to put out, otherwise keep all apples

apple sauce bitch

ITT: morons

You give 16 apples to 16 people and you plant the last one.

>great longevity

top kuk

check again.

Shilling for apple on Sup Forums and watching capeshit, hanging on facebook/imgur/reddit and voting for Hillary and hating white people is much more mature.

French flag?

Give each person an apple. Throw the remaining apple away

load the gun.

compatibility issues and lack of user control
price is also astronomical for something that is usually less powerful and gives no benefit besides brand power and makes lining hardware and repairs up much more expensive because apple's business model is for the jewest of jews.


but hey they don't get virusesxD

>planting an apple
why not just plant them all? x17 the apples user.

Maybe you should try not being a complete retard and learn to wipe your HDD every once in a while because you go to virus filled porn sites instead of just going to

Applesauce

Global economy