Gone Girl

Thoughts?

I am still seething with rage.

>Rosamund Pike will never be your mommy

after this movie I don't want women.

I guess to stoke conversation i'll ask

How did you guys feel specifically about the end? I understand a film doesn't have to have a happy ending nor by any means should it if it stifles the vision of the creator, but for fucks sake I wanted this bitch to go down.

It makes a good commentary on how media and peoples assumptions go wild in national cases though, ESPECIALLY in America

>Rosamund Pike will never be your intelligent, controlling wife

I don't know why people act like Amy just decided to do this to Ben Affleck out of the blue.
>all womyn r bad and scarrwry now

so you really think a cheating man should be punished with prison and a death sentence?
should the same standard be applied to women or would that be the man's fault as well?

I think it's Fincher's second best after Zodiac.

this, kinda. The movie most def made me a little bit paranoid when it comes to women. I'll be careful, so the same shit doesn't happen to me.

>but for fucks sake I wanted this bitch to go down.

Didn't we all? She was a cunt, and I wanted her to get fucked as well, but, as you've said, people and media glorified her and adored her and that's why she got away with it, for now.

>so you really think a cheating man should be punished with prison and a death sentence?
yes

>should the same standard be applied to women
and yes

Have you ever been cheated on by someone you loved, user?

Why did the mistress rat him out?

men don't really cheat its all physical, women are the true cheaters.

Do you think police opened the case of Desi Colling's murder after some time or did they left it as "self defense"?

It's not like she wanted to kill a man just because he cheated on her, but oh wait, she did.

>you will never have a super cute yandere love and hate you so much she'll kill you if you leave her

JUST

top fucking kek, i really hope this is bait. otherwise you are literally a feminazi...

As much as i LOVE this movie I have to pick apart some things
>neil patrick harris is a fucking shit actor
>so is emily ratajkowski (dem tits though)
>some lines were corny as fuck such as "elvis has left the building" and "You think you'd be happy with a nice Midwestern girl? No way, baby! I'm it."

Other than that its pretty great stuff.

Spoken like a true fedora tipper.

Cheating is cheating. Fuck off

How does that make me a feminazi?

Because I hate cheating, no matter the gender?

>first 2 lines
i have never been sure someone is baiting so quickly.

>being reverse b8d on your own b8

D E L I C I O U S

you are insane and probably butthurt because your gf cheated on your fat ass you cuck

I have, but I didn't want to fucking kill them. Are you mentally disabled?

she was pissed after he was saying he loved his wife at the press conference and as tyler perry says, if the ship is sinking they will always jack a lifeboat

pahaha no wonder you got cheated on you faggot hahahaha

NPH was misdcast.

Sure, boys. Don't you have a bull to prep?

>being cucked so hard you turn homicidal

nah, NPH was great in that part. he really came off as an entitled trust fund baby...

>elvis has left missouri
but i get you

yeah NPH is trash they could've just gotten a no name and it would have been better

i assume thats the mistress.
really puffy nipples.

i think it was the death sentence for cheating thing you retard.

Are you a woman or a cuckold

The punishment for cheating is self-inflicted, she leaves you. Just don't marry a psychopath

>left it as self defense
probably that.
It pissed me off that Boney was trying to question her on genuinely GOOD questions and the fbi shits wouldnt let her.

you are wrong user

the government should have a hand in every aspect of our lives except for the things i don't mind.

>Are you a woman or a cuckold
I guess I understand you asking if I'm a woman, but why would I have that opinion if I was into cuckholding? That's cheating. The thing I don't like...?

The cheater isn't punished. The cheater gets broken up with. Big deal. The person who didn't cheat got their heart broken.

then don't date?

I loved it personally.

I heavily empathised with her.
I got off to the NPH sex scene more than once, and so long as it was a small part of my life I'd be happy to roleplay a relationship.

Men are dogs, and it's a shame to see women pander to what's beneath them.

You act as though cheating is inevitable and is normal. Only assholes think like that

>but u r le cuck maymay

you're a literal cuckold, go cry about your gf more

It's cuckolded to think cheating on a woman deserves death. Why? Because women are far from perfect, she could cheating, or flirting, or after your money

Do the couple both deserve to die in that case?

its not inevitable but it is a risk that you must be aware of.

only retards go into a relationship only expecting the best.

I thought it was a bit stupid since realistically her story is full of holes and he could simply get the police to investigate her obvious murder and obvious staged abduction

however I liked that it had a dark ending where he's trapped in the situation, if it had been written a bit tighter it's the kind of uncomfortable psychological situation I'd like to see a TV show about, where each week Amy tries to get more and more media attention and Batman tries to figure out some way to get out of it

>trusting people to be honest

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Batman

why did I laugh?

but yeah otherwise I am just left with a bad taste in my mouth

if you have ever had a relationship you deserve death

how do you score chicks like this?

>It's cuckolded to think cheating on a woman deserves death.

No, no it's fucking not. Cuckholding is being sexually aroused with the idea of your spouse cheating on you with better companion. Whoever is being cucked is literally into cheating and allows it. What the fuck are you on about?

ATTENTION
>ATTENTION
ATTENTION

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL GONE GIRL GIRL RANKING!!!


>Margot
>Amy
>Boney
>Sharon
>Ellen
>Literal SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>Andy

Great film with an excellent lesson - never neglect the emotional needs of your wife.

simply dont have shit taste in partners

however this is a MASSIVE task for most people so they really do think it's just random chance if you end up with a bad relationship

i laughed.

but the scary thing is people actually came out of that movie thinking that.

It pissed me off as well, but she had a good plan. Hopefully, when some years passed they re opened it and cuffed her, but I doubt it.

NPH was good in this movie wtf are u guys talking about?

he was comically out of place.

if this was harold and kumar itd been fine but
>octopus and scrabble!

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She got what she deserved. Didn't she ruin someone's life by lying that he raped her? Cheating is nothing compared to that. She ruined a guys life just for the thrill of it, but "MUH CHEATING".

As I just explained, you are putting the pussy on a pedastal and saying that you deserve death for cheating on a woman even if she is cheating on you (which makes you a cuckold)

>Build up female cop character as serious detective seeking the truth

>"i dont care that there's a murderer on the loose lol"

you mean

>never become a pudgy slob and always be better than when your wife met you and somehow continuously more mysterious and awesome or your wife will fuck you

>for the thrill of it

What movie did you watch? Clearly it wasn't Gone Girl. Yes, she was pretty bored of her dull life, but what really sent things overboard was when Batman cheated. She didn't try to ruin his life for 'the thrill of it' she literally did it because he was cheating

i think he was referring to when she came back and decided to just keep media attention.

yeah. gotta have that forced sad ending.

No, whoever cheats deserves death. If they both cheat, they both die. What aren't you getting? No gender is above that. And neither is on a pedestal. Don't fucking cheat.

yeah

I wasn't talking about her getting cheated, that wasn't for the thrill of it, she wanted to destroy him, because he destroyed her, a piece by piece. But, that guy that was framed rape, she's probably done that for the thrill of it.

In the book, she frames the other dude because he was a genuine creep. She probably does it for the thrill in the movie though.

that line showed what a creepy weird guy he was. played the part perfectly

Didn't read the book, so I wouldn't know, because I didn't get the feel that he was a creep. How much does the movie differ from the book?

Not much actually. The only thing different are more details about characters and their backstories.

a lot

amy is the champion of women and dindu nuffin.

Worth it.

>people jack it to this

If you didn't get turned on by that psychopath woman then you're a faggot.

or youre a beta bitch

kys your self

i want her as my wifey 4 lifey

id kill you instead but you'd probably jerk off to it.

Not beta. Crazy girls get me going. Not dominant though.

the problem with you guys raging so hard about this movie, and being so afraid of women is, that you give them too much power. Sure, women can be nice, fun and you want them, thats natural. But dont be so desperate and they wont control your life, your emotions and you will even more likely to end up with a healthy one.

Passive Aggressiveness: The Movie

idk ur mom is pretty crazy about my dick user

Don't cut yourself on that edge, kid.

Lol at people ITT acting like this is a true story and viewing a psychotic fictional movie character as something to worry about irl.

>Oh no, I just watched American Psycho! Now I have to worry about my friends being crazy serial killers!

I didn't make it past the first 20 minutes

the dialogue felt like josh whedon garbage. why the fuck was every ben affleck line so "witty"

nah i didn't see it that way.

before her motives were revealed i saw it as a commentary on american media and reception to things like this.

usually if a man is suspected of killing his wife they will immediately think he is guilty and the media will poison that mans reputation

innocent until proven guilty aint a god damned thing.

this

Ebin.

just out of curiosity, what do you like?

i loved the movie and I actually agreed and my female human girlfriend agreed on that point

his shit was so on point and rehearsed which could have been on purpose but his pickup lines were cancer.

>you will never have a wife utterly devoted to you

Rosamund was literally the ideal wife.

...

wait a second.

wouldn't the videos have showed her walking into the house willingly and paling around with NPH like the whole time?

or would she just say she lured her into a trap because she said at first that he shoved his way in and kidnapped her.

smart and sexy

NPH was good, he really nailed the creepy beta orbiter.

>"You don't have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat these eggs"

>"Me thinking about you hurting"

>plebs actually think this movie was about the dynamic between men and women
>not the dynamic between the wealthy and common man

Why didn't he fuck his sister?

Gas chamber/10.

He did. It's heavily implied in the book especially

i don't believe you.

what do you mean by that?

I don't believe you don't believe me.

Great film but there where a few things that bothered me about the writing

Why would Amy hardly disguise herself and meet Desi in packed casino when her face was plastered everywhere on NATIONAL news broadcasts? Why wouldn't someone as cunning as her agree to meet somewhere much more clandestine? And just how could Margo have gone months not noticing someone was periodically breaking into her shed, especially when the shed was within earshot of her house?

then I win.

I'm "conservatard", anti-feminist and think women voting ruined democracy because they are so impressionable and don't listen to reason

But Amy was the perfect wife, she loved him and supported him, even financially. She tried so hard to make it work, she even killed for him.

Meanwhile he was turning into a vidyagame playing welfare-slob, and to top it off he cucked her with a much younger woman (the ultimate fuck you, like your woman fucking a hood nignog)

i dont believe you win

heh, your mother believed in this

*unzips dick*